1.the winning est rider in Michigan is a person most dont know.
2.Thelma and Louise coming to a crit near you.
3.13+ Former and current state champions take the line in the 1/2 race at the Cherry Ruby crit
4 oh-well Theres always ICEMAN
5 YORK nuf said
6. KIDA the nicest kid to ever kick your ass
7.SVEN=SCARY
8.DG rides almost human
9. Shrek does the double
10.WIZ works the pits, but doesnt pin it on, still cant figure that guy out.
11.Comebacks and Camelbacks...
12.A-Game continues with his successful smooth transformation
13 cross talk its everywhere..but wheres the pony?
14.Who the hell is JTP anyhoo ?
15.Priority Health ...whats up with those guys?
most wins in MI - probably a Rhino.
ReplyDeleteJTP is "JT ef'n P".... didn't you know?
ReplyDeleteRhino.
ReplyDeletewho dat?
i dunno bout the most wins.
ReplyDeletebut i know who the hottest is.
Yeahhhhhhh JTP!!!!
ReplyDeleteno doubt
ReplyDeleteWhen you get your ass stomped by him, you will know who the one they call JTP is. And then you will thank him. Because after all, he is the worlds most interesting man.
ReplyDeletei AGREE HE IS REALLY GOOD AT EVERYTHING.
ReplyDeleteWISH I COULD BE MORE LIKE HIM.
JTP puts out more torque and spews more hot air than my Harley, it's never snapped a belt yet.
ReplyDeletePotential winning breakaway crashed out by the lead car, no one gonna touch that?
ReplyDeleteLead car shouldn't be driven by a woman!
ReplyDeletethat sucked...
ReplyDeletebut Priority Health was pulling it back
just sayin..
They were pulling it back so it didn't really effect the outcome of the race.
ReplyDeletestupid incident
ReplyDeletebut amen.
I got an idea.....Don't use pace cars in crits, use moto!
ReplyDeletegood idea
ReplyDeleteas long as a chick doesn't operate it.
Derek witte... the future of michigan cycling
ReplyDeleteWhat about the counter attacks if p-health brought the break back. You can't say that it had no effect on the race.
ReplyDeletewhat ifs
ReplyDeletesoooo so many.
What were the names of the Priority guys that were "pulling" back two riders for over 35 minutes???
ReplyDeleteFisher and antonuk
ReplyDeleteJTP, how can I explain it
ReplyDeleteI'll take you frame by frame it
To have y'all jumpin' shall we singin' it
J is for Jeffrey, T is for Testosterone
The last P...well...that's not that simple
It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten
It's five little letters that are missin' here
You get on occassion at the other party
As a game 'n it seems I gotta start to explainin'
Bust it
You ever had a girl and met her on a nice hello
You get her name and number and then you feelin' real mellow
You get home, wait a day, she's what you wanna know about
Then you call up and it's her girlfriend or her cousin's house
It's not a front, F to the R to the O to the N to the T
It's just her boyfriend's at her house (Boy, that's what is scary)
It's JTP, time other people's what you get it
There's no room for relationship there's just room to hit it
How many brothers out there know just what I'm gettin' at
Who thinks it's wrong 'cos I'm splittin' and co-hittin' at
Well if you do, that's JTP and you're not down with it
But if you don't, here's your membership
You down with JTP (Yeah you know me)
Who's down with JTP (Every last homie)
You down with JTP (Yeah you know me)
Who's down with JTP (All the homies)
As for the ladies, JTP means something gifted
The first two letters are the same but the last is something
different
It's the longest, loveliest, lean-- I call it the leanest
It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest
I won't get into that, I'll do it...ah...sorta properly
I say the last P...hmmm...stands for property
Now lady here comes a kiss, blow a kiss back to me, now tell me
exactly
Have you ever known a brother who have another like ah girl or wife
And you just had to stop and just 'cos he look just as nice
You looked at him, he looked at you and you knew right away
That he had someone but he was gonna be yours anyway
You couldn't be seen with him and honestly you didn't care
'Cos in a room behind a door no one but y'all are there
When y'all are finish, y'all can leave and only y'all would know
And then y'all could throw the skeleton bones right in the closet do'
Now don't be shocked 'cos if you're down I want your hands up high
Say JTP (JTP) I like to say with pride
Now when you do it, do it well and make sure that it counts
You're now down with a discount
You down with JTP (Yeah you know me)
Who's down with JTP (Every last lady)
You down with JTP (Yeah you know me)
Who's down with JTP (All the ladies)
This girl ah tried to JTP me
I had a girl and she knew that matter-of-fact my girl was partner's
that
Had a fall out, disagreement, yeah an argument
She tried to do me so we did it in my apartment, bust it
That wasn't the thing it must have been the way she hit the ceiling
'Cos after that she kept on coming back and catchin' feelings
I said, "Let's go my girl is coming so you gotta leave"
She said, "Oh no, I love you Treach" I said, "Now child please"
You gots to leave, come grab your coat, right now you gotta go
I said now look you to the stairs and to the stairwindow
This was a thing, a little thing, you shouldn't have put your heart
'Cos you know I was JTP, hell from the very start
Come on, come on, now let me tell you what it's all about
When you get down, you can't go 'round runnin' off at the mouth
That's rule number one in this JTP establishment
You keep your mouth shut and it won't get back to her or him
Exciting isn't it, a special kinda business
Many of you will catch the same sorta JTP is you with
Him or her for sure is going to admit it
When JTP comes, damn-- skippy I'm with it
You down with JTP (Yeah you know me)
Who's down with JTP (This whole party)
You down with JTP (Yeah you know me)
Who's down with JTP (This whole party)
holy shit
ReplyDeleteit was sad incident
ReplyDeletebut in all honesty and fairness the shit was coming back. whatever the unknown dynamics would a been is irrelevant. woulda shoulda coulda got popped etc...
live to fight another day.
fuckin move on
He's JTP ef'n OPP!!!! He's such an honest and nice guy!
ReplyDeleteSo...
ReplyDeleteIf Fisher and antonuk were going to bring the break back, then who was going to outsprint Renkima and Foshag, et al, who had been sitting on the entire race?
If Ryan was representing, no disrespect to him, but he wasn't going to beat those two and maybe a few others in the final. Not saying it was going to come back, but if it did, PH were going to leave empty handed.
Shityea - Renkmema
ReplyDeleteJuicy Toilet Paper.
ReplyDeletefunny shit. don't let women drive the moto...wonder if it came from Ihor from Detroit:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvms4sP7CLk&feature=player_embedded
too funny
ReplyDeleteMmmm Juicy Toilet Paper!!!
ReplyDeleteJudgement That's Poor.
ReplyDeletewho is the winning-est rider?
ReplyDelete