Just because i aint always your favorite person,.And im not the most popular fool around and my mouth is more than big enough to accept my often greasy sneakers...I know this site is not as hot as the number one social network..its true I try to refrain from updating my status about what im eating or how my farts smell..to be flat face honest I try with all T might not buying into the hype of all the doping scandals that are bouncing around and i know...its easy to hate on me being me.....More times than often the in between days are filled with random musing, irrelevant shit posts that often stir up hate like the common Carp stir up sediment in the muddy backwaters of my mind... You can fade on me all you want...its ok... cause T dont often get mad and sure as hell don't pout, one of the best quality's i have taken from two of my biggest role models were..to love with a big heart and to never to hold a grudge..the old saying is true to form in the deepest creases of my grey matter.."sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt"..
Just where in the heck is T going with this?..I spent some time sifting through the old grey matter pondering "what ifs"..for many reasons..mine might be different than yours..but there "what ifs" all the same.... we all have them..regrets are true to every human..if you don't have any than id have to question your honesty...So all my babbling aside..and were im going with this is probably more than just another way of taking up space with an irrelevant shit post..and mind you im not fishing for comments either..
im just allowing my head to go there..
what if...Tms wasnt anon?
what if...there were no prize money for races would people still come
what if...People were good on there word
what if...Robert kept Tailwind
what if...The Mtb scene stayed 90's healthy
what if...there were a cycloross race series in the spring
what if...SIMONSTER new how to install chains correctly
what if...Bells beer still had a team
what if...the grammar was better here
what if... you could punch anyone today
what if...there were no teams
what if...you could cheat at anything and not get caught
what if...if mtb technology stopped in 2K
what if...DYBO lost 50 pounds
what if...Kroske had hair
what if...Facebook didn't exists
what if...Detroit turned to a complete lock down war zone
what if... there were still a UCI race in Michigan
what if...there were no classes, would you still race
what if...you lost your job
what if...you went to prison
what if...you were president
what if...you owned Trek bicycle company
what if...you were race a promoter
what if...you ran tms
what if...no one had hair
what if...TMS disappeared
what if...you had X-ray eyes
what if...your ears glowed green every time you broke wind
what if... you were 8 feet tall
what if...you could selectively have your memory erased
what if...you could be invisible
what if... you could dope
what if...you lost your sight
what if...you found a large sum of money
what if...you found a human skull
what if... no one spoke to you
what if... you were randomly nice to a stranger today
what if...you said only nice things
what if...you told people what you really thought
what if... you could keep a secret
what if...you could experience hell
what if...you didn't require sleep
what if...there were more bandit races
what if...Jessica Alba were stalking you
what if...it rained everyday, would you still ride
what if...what if the sun refuse to shine
what if...cross races involved paintball guns
what if...drinking was outlawed
what if...Pot was available at the Pilot
what if...you were on the Price is Right
what if...you take back one thing you ever said or done
what if...the people never quit racing
what if...it doesn't get better
what if...you could get any one thing you wanted
what if...you had one day to live
what if... you were honest with yourself
what if...we all had both male and female anatomy
what if... you could print GIF images
what if... the only show on TV was Full House
what if...Lance was clean but killed dogs ..would you still hate on him
what if...T was really a white man
what if: Clubber would of beat and killed Balboa in Rocky 3
what if...there were no fast food restaurants
what if...we all had cymbals for hands
what if...you could be T
what if...you could re-do any one race
what if...your car had hidden sub machine guns beneath the headlights
what if ...you were a dog
what if... If Miscene had an all around race series road, mtb ..that counted
what if...Tms was created mainly for market research
what if... Iceman really capped its entry
what if ...there were no bars in Traverse City
what if...you could be a professional in anything
what if...it could be any time period...
peace T
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ReplyDeleteBlown away
ReplyDeletewhat if you live for today and didn't worry about all the shit
ReplyDelete1:48 PM
ReplyDeletegood philosophy
What if you lived the way you would like people to talk about you at your funeral
ReplyDeleteWhat if JTP's panties got in a bunch?
ReplyDeletearen't they already?
ReplyDeleteWhat if JTP had never started dating a doctor?
ReplyDeleteWhat if we ever stop enjoying annoying jtp?
ReplyDeletehush
ReplyDeleteI found a skull (part of) the dog brought it home. Should I post anon from now on?
ReplyDeleteWhat if you realized that this is just a freaking hobby and stopped taking shit so seriously.
ReplyDeleteWhat if I was confused by that question?
ReplyDeletewhat if saying Hobby was just saying I can't keep up anymore
ReplyDeletewhat if...i told you read the post wrong?
ReplyDeleteWhat if I kept saying I was old and slow but my actions told everybody I truly thought I was fast and godlike?
ReplyDeleteyou would be lying
ReplyDeleteWhat if I asked everybody that bought new cycling gear "is that going to make you faster"?
ReplyDeleteWhat if I accused slower riders of getting "chicked" at races because tool that I am I believe I can beat every woman in cycling on the face of the Earth?
ReplyDeletenew cycling gear wont necessarily make YOU FASTER. but if it makes you happy. then fuck it.
ReplyDeleteWhat if I ranted for hours straight by phone and text about how old and slow you are and also minimized your accomplishments? What if I did this to you on multiple occasions?
ReplyDeleteWhat if wydra went in only one class saved his money and bought a cross coach? Now that is a fucking idea......
ReplyDelete.
that would take commitment, and commitment to something is fucking hard, and can be uncomfortable at times.
ReplyDeleteBut buying ELS is easy and doesn't hurt if you have the funds.
what if I gloated as often as humanly possible on Facebook on my last greatest self accomplishment?
ReplyDeleteWhat if JTP has to start racing clean again?
ReplyDeleteWhat if you didnt like someone's facebook or twitter you just unfriended them? Just saying.
ReplyDeleteYou unfortunately pick up status updates on friends of friends if they comment.
ReplyDeletewhat if..i showed you my darkside
ReplyDeleteExactly.
ReplyDeleteDeep
ReplyDeletewhat if i told you to push the buttons and connect the god-dam dots
ReplyDeleteWhat if i want to go trick or treating as jtp?
ReplyDeletethen I would say dress up as a douche bag
ReplyDeleteWhat if Patrick Rob came clean?
ReplyDeleteWhat if I was a super hero?
ReplyDeleteWhat if Erin V rode naked?
What if I could date that hot chick?
What if races were free?
What if there were no cars?
What if the Rodd brothers didn't dope?
wow.
ReplyDeleteWhat if I had both male and female anatomy? I could fuck myself, and it wouldn't need a wife to bitch at me again about riding too much!
ReplyDeletedude, you obviously married the "WRONG" woman.
ReplyDeletewhat if we all threw in $10 at the start of IIbaby who would win.
ReplyDeletewtf
ReplyDeleteErin V dated Andy Brown who is a human hemorrhoid, should be easy to eclipse him.
ReplyDeletewow
ReplyDeleteleave e alone
ReplyDelete"what if...Tms wasnt anon?"
ReplyDeleteWhen you turn the lights on, the roaches hide.
amen
ReplyDeleteAmen2
ReplyDeletekinda funny when you pathetic losers bash on the very guys like JTP who get HOT intelligent woman. Maybe you could learn a thing or two from them.... oh but wait, you suck at life and could never add up. Keep being shady, stupid, low class, with no self worth and see where that gets you. Until then, go FUCK OFF and keep trying to be the stud you think you are by trying to get every woman who secretly thinks YOU are the douche bag. Keep TRYING to charming them for all of 5 seconds that you are capable of.... go on keep trying. Hahahaha! LOSERS!
ReplyDeleteLet's keep the women and family out of this.
ReplyDeleteI'm disappointed in this too. Wtf is wrong with you guys. E's one of the nicest people I know. Yeah, she's sexy, but keep on track here. JTP is the wanker.
ReplyDeletewhat if jtps foolish behavior isnt caused by PED's?
ReplyDeleteJTP is anon 6:50, that is a direct result of his T going from 400 to 1000....thanks Doc.
ReplyDeletefuckin pathetic. don't tear TMS apart buy throwing out filthy wolf tongue comments.
ReplyDeleteI think 6:50 is a woman.
ReplyDeleteprobably, but whoever there 99.4% correct
ReplyDeleteI think e post was a slam on Brown, she could do much better.
ReplyDelete6:50 Anon or JTP-God I admire you (sarcasm).
ReplyDeletetms make it stop
ReplyDeleteThe hive mind has taken over.
ReplyDeleteWhat if the the internet was full of anon tough guys?
ReplyDeletesikkkwhhhat.
GROSS
ReplyDeleteWhat if the world was full of abusive insecure assholes that ranted to you for hours on end? What if these asdholes were borderline suicidal in your eyes? What of you reached the point that you wanted to really hurt them regardless of how tough they thought they were?
ReplyDeleteSounds like another victim of JTP.
ReplyDelete2:54 PM "ranted to you for hours on end"
ReplyDeletemy only thought is.
walk away or don't listen
He knows who I am.
ReplyDeleteI still say walk away
ReplyDeleteWe're talking about a man who's poisoned so many people that he can't tell who his enemies are. Then he decides to attack everyone just to be safe.
ReplyDeletewtf.
ReplyDeleteSounds like JTP is losing it, he better walk away from the T before he gets himself in trouble. He can't even control his actions anymore he is on such an alpha male high from it.
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteAs long as were voting anonymously for Human Hemorrhoids, I'd like to throw "too cool for school" Tom Clark's name into that hat.
ReplyDeletewhere the hell did that come from?
ReplyDelete3:49 now you crossed the line, TMS should shut this down!
ReplyDelete2:54 PM
ReplyDelete"What of you reached the point that you wanted to really hurt them regardless of how tough they thought they were"
this scares me.
JTP brings the best out. He won't take no for an answer and thats his problem not anyone else's.
ReplyDelete"To cool for school"......who writes that shit? I prefer douche nozzle-Tom Clark
ReplyDeleteIt does roll off the lips
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