Friday, December 21, 2012


 The death of cycling
1.  Any device that can shave legs
2.  Strava
3.  Fitting systems (see Body Geometry or ReTul anything)
4.  Power based training devices
5.  "Training Plans"
6.  "Coaches"
7.  Any clothing item or accessory costing more than $200.00 (see #8)
8.  Credit cards
9.  Power/Weight ratios below 4
10.  Any event becoming popular post '99.  (see cyclo-cross, Ultra-anything, Fondo-anything,"poser-anything", etc.)
11.  PEDs
12. UCI and USAC
13.  Excuses
14.  Thinking too much
15. Lack of heart

10 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:20 AM

    amen

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  2. Is Walter Matthau posting on TMS now?

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  3. Anonymous11:19 AM

    16. Haters

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  4. Anonymous12:00 PM

    Lack of heart

    see above.

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  5. Anonymous1:04 PM

    DOPAGE!

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  6. Just received my Lake mxz303's (#7 and no#8)Beacause I don't ride inside. I don't shave my legs #1 and thank God these don't apply to me either #'s 2,4,5,6,9,13,14,15. I'm required to have a license #10 and new races and events help cycling grow #12.

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  7. i get it, but u missed it. no love loss. nobody's hatin

    just the facts

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  8. I feel ya T and agree. Merry Christmas

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  9. Anonymous9:26 PM

    LOVE IT.

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  10. Anonymous9:57 PM

    you can’t jack-off with nuclear arms

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