Friday, December 05, 2014



1.control your pie hole we look silly enough in cycling clothing dont embarrass the wrest of us by trying to squeeze your chubby self into last years kit

2.Stop Belly aching about past injury's. prepare properly and do the right things to offset that shit.

3.Stay on the throttle, you aint pro forget what bicycling magazines and those fuck heads at velo news say..you didnt ride that much..you dont need a winter break.

4.toughest in the fall and winter are the toughest next season.

5.stop breathing so much..

6.shoot for 10000

7.Stop telling old war stories to those that have no idea that 4th place isnt shit

8.right now there is someone out there working there ass off...and there gonna hand it to you..

9. Dont cry about getting dropped from any group ride.

10. stop bitching about the trainer...

11.Never go see U2..unless its free and Eva green is taking you there via limousine after she buys you dinner and ponys up for some of that sweet ass Assos shit.

12.doing one work out a week doesn't constitute training..

13. quit griping about questionable courses

14.Evolve or continue to keep stepping down

15.fuck it Skip the U2 concert and head straight to the Quality Inn.



man pants....find em....

16 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:06 PM

    So fucking good.

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  2. Anonymous3:46 PM

    16. Take dope like some of the others.

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  3. Anonymous7:52 PM

    I am pretty sure 3:46 is a dope bot. That thing shows up in just about every post. Probably a ploy of big pharma.

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  4. Anonymous10:22 PM

    Take an English class. Bikes aren't everything.

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  5. Anonymous10:22 PM

    What the fuck is "wrest"?

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  6. Anonymous10:30 AM

    Bikes aren't everything.

    go take selfie cuz they are!

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  7. Anonymous10:32 AM

    10:22 PM

    why the fuck are you coming here then?

    go away no one likes you.

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  8. Anonymous12:12 PM

    Eva Green :)

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  9. Anonymous2:49 PM

    This list is great, but 10000 is not realistic if you have family/job.

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  10. Anonymous3:00 PM

    That's bullshit out of good taste I will not name guys that work 40 hrs a week have multiple kids that can still top 10 hard stuff.

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  11. Anonymous3:57 PM

    I'm suprised that there are guys with jobs/kids that get over 10K per year. Of all the people I follow, which is a fair number, I don't know a one. I'm guessing that if you took the A field at waterford, maybe there is 1 that gets that many miles, but maybe I'm unaware...however, I do follow the top finishers on Strava, and I'm not seeing it. So if you are right, then maybe they aren't uploading all their data, or perhaps they aren't on Strava. Not hating here, just a little skeptical on the claim.

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  12. Anonymous4:09 PM

    Good point not many but not unrealistic. I understand the whole strava world is big and Waterford is the heart and soul for some. But it in my opinion safe to assume not everyone is uploading there rides. I am not hatin but maybe there busting there ass working riding and spending time with the wife and kids. The internet social media world is a huge time sponge. Just like this shitty blog

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  13. Anonymous4:37 PM

    I do follow the top finishers on Strava


    perfect. maybe a little less time following people and little more time working on your own self would help. Not a hatin thing but man like the last post its a time sponge.

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  14. Anonymous4:58 PM

    I can assure you that I am not falling short of 10,000 miles because I am taking too much time following others on Strava. I usually check Strava stuff at lunch every now and again. Got to go now so I can go home and train!

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  15. Anonymous5:09 PM

    sure

    you live on that fucker.

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  16. Anonymous9:43 PM

    The original post stated-"shoot for 10000". I know several who are +/- right in that neighborhood. Some go to Waterford, and some do not. Some are on Strava, and some are not. I can assure you this though: they all win races. Call it a hobby, a waste of time, chasing glory or whatever you want. Truth is all of these dudes are committed to pedaling. Plenty of people throw reasons and excuses around about why they can not be more entrenched - that's all fine and that's their business, but some dudes own this shit. And if they are at, or about, 10000 they are gunning for you. All of you. And they will beat you.

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