1.Charlie never wanted to be a Monkey
2.Janie Lane wished he never wrote Cherry pie
3.Sex Pistols never got paid
4.going to concerts aint like it used to be
5.Big weekend in D-Town...
6.Hope they got there liquor license squared out
7.People will drone fuckin anything
8.whatever happened to the Bangles
9.The MC5 to prison to Talladega Nights to East Bound and Down.... Brother Wayne Kramer is a bad Mofo
10.Kolo-TC is to the MTB scene like TMS is to creepy friendly
11.The lil Pony is now 3T Q equipped
12.Mike Damone was wrong Cashmere is not on side two of led Zeppelin 4
13.If you own a Phart-bike and a gravel rig your set for 2018 racin
14.Cant get me enuf of Billy Squire as of late
15.Stravaing yoga and weight workouts qualify s you as a official turd