Wednesday, August 08, 2018



Hello normal average every day people of the good surroundings of the kingdom of mine...

Its me Kenny P not a willy veteran like most that come here for knowledge but i too  am not too new to this place called the scene so that must be  why i was called upon by gods higher than even myself to talk briefly about this thing that is now consumed us like a cocaine stripper, with arson addiction..

I personally like to refer this as "Romancing the Stones"..
From what im gathering from brief a few encounters with most of those that ride pedal bikes in there underwear they love smooth roads..love em more than the candy coated prostitutes of Helsinki...

But wait..how quickly do they lose there love for 25 mm soft sticky race tires when the road of there passion turns bumpy and covered with an unattractive layer of fresh good Midwestern chip-seal..

This is where it gets sticky..sticky like the egg rolls covered in a sweet Polynesian sauce ..Oh my all of sudden everyone runs from these roads to a much more bumpy ride..

the Romancing the Stones begins. seems odd, but the brains of normal humans are not as easily defined as Kenny once thought they were...

So of course i didnt surprise myself as i came up with the best idea ever...


The First Annual  Kenny Powers Gravel Road challenge

Yea Yea i know what your thinking how can Kenny P upstage or do what has already been done


But he can...
Stay Tuned

15 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:22 AM

    Kenny, you seem like the prefect guy to answer this one. What kind of guy starts a mercenary super team and then races for another team?

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  2. Anonymous1:27 PM

    AWWW HELL YEA
    lets hear it Kenny!

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  3. Anonymous1:39 PM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR5th7ufuc0

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  4. Anonymous1:46 PM

    When

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  5. Anonymous2:12 PM

    Who does shit like that?

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  6. Anonymous6:51 PM

    What kind of guy starts a mercenary super team and then races for another team?

    Who is this anyway?

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  7. Anonymous9:29 PM

    Whether starting a team and then leaving is right or wrong can be bantered about. But he did land in the correct place for himself and everyone else. He should be racing with dudes his age and at his level. The shit show he is leaving is filled with a bunch of old dues who get into skin suits, aero helmets and do lead outs for Strava "glory".

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  8. Anonymous10:34 PM

    shrewd but true

    still doesn't do anything for character.

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  9. Anonymous9:46 AM

    I would guess there is a reason he otherwise wasn't racing with dudes his age and level. I'd all wonder why he rode for a west side team but was never at Graten.

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  10. Anonymous2:13 PM

    I'm guessing the new team didn't get the memo on him.

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  11. Anonymous3:57 PM

    Or they're ok with a dude like that. He wasn't racing on that team for no reason.

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  12. Anonymous4:09 PM

    2:13 PM

    base media are all good guys

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  13. Anonymous4:25 PM

    3:57 didn't get the memo.

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  14. Anonymous10:04 AM

    “Team” is a strong word, people change, fast dudes who can travel deserve each other. If you hide the truth, you’re the lie. Roll on...

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  15. Anonymous10:05 AM

    solid words

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