1 Cyclocross – Thrash Metal
For those who want to kill; fast tempos, complexity and aggression

2 XC MTB – Blackened Death Metal
A 90 minute ‘cross race complete with  blast beats, and Satanic lyrics and imagery

3 Short Track – Deathgrind
If XC MTB and Cyclocross had a one night stand while doing a giant pile of cocaine

4 Downhill MTB – Stoner Metal
Just ask Missy The Missile…

5 Enduro MTB – Viking Metal
I want to crush blast beats downhill, but get all melodic on the climbs.  All the way to Valhalla…

6 Four Cross – Black Metal
Like Euronymous v. Varg, there can only be one winner

7 Marathon MTB – Drone Metal
These notes just last forever.  Buckle up and settle in, you’re gonna be here a while…

8 Road – New Wave of British Heavy Metal
One of the OG’s old and proud.  Up The Irons!

9 Crit – Death Metal
So hard with so much carnage, The Black Ace’s race was named in infamy.  Bring some Tegaderm to this one…

10 Red Hook – Crust Punk
A bunch of guys with no talent and one speed who want to be loud and in your face

11 Time Trial – Progressive Metal
With the most complex equipment and mental anguish, this might be the hardest to be successful in

12 Individual Track - Power Metal
Big legs, big gears, and big watts

13 Mass Start Track – Grindcore
Like playing Yahtzee on an off-camber wood table

14  BMX – Speed Metal
High speed served up like butter

15 Phart Bike – Metalcore
For those who want to ruin mtb racing, especially in the summer…

16 Gravel – Nu Metal
Made popular by a bunch of people who had no idea they were turning cycling into a circus.  A blend of people who want to be alternative, yet groovy.  BR is like their version of Wacken…

17 Fondo – Hair Metal
I just came here to have a good time and party.  Why so serious???

18  Zwift – Industrial
Fake cycling with fake instruments