T:...AXL

AXL: T...there aint enough caffeine and enough blow to make a holiday Monday any easier than any other Monday...

T:well i dunno about that T dont party like that anymore, and i cant tell you how long its been since i Irocd n rolled...

AXL..shit T with all the dodgem cars and strippers..?

T: eight minutes...crosstalk?

AXL: Ill dabble in it..but i aint done with bitchen about the road end...first what in the fuck is up the front loaded heavy series...November looks to be the lesser months..

T: I know cross better than the average hater and id agree...ya think JB is gonna get the 300 he's shootin for?

AXL: no-way....he's topped out

T: The Grayling Giant...

AXL: who is that guy? i think you quoted as saying that dude is just plain North woods scary..dudes so large they even have a bridge named after his ass up there..His separated at birth would be that old fuck Chuck Connors..

T No shit...is that dude still alive?

AXL. the course for next weeks big showdown looks to be hyped more than that loser Mike Ball..

T:  it looks good..

AXL whatver you might be on that dudes dick................. but i aint...

T: 6min

AXL:Kinda been a sad way to end the road version this summer.. a late fuckin labor day coupled to a few races..seemed somewhat anti-climatic...

T: now thats truth..

AXL: i wonder what that guy the WIZ is doing

T: dont call it a comeback...

AXL: Man T your gonna appreciate this shit out last night i spotted this fuck on one of those death filled  crotch rocket bikes, and he had this chick on the back perfect motorcycle bitch stance..flowing hair, perfectly placed arms, an arched back that woulda brought tears to your worn out old fucking eyes feet placed in 3 o'clock peg squat and a pair of cut offs that made me about rear end that shitty Vega in fornt of me..i thought that shit cant be real..but she looked over and gave me the nod..and the whole  thing got me thinking since your a guy always looking to make a quick you should come up a riding buddy for lonely dudes on bikes..almost like the shit called real-doll...bendable pose able rubberized biker chix....think about it...