A Beautiful Shiny aluminum mind

 Lets be honest with ourselves shall we..shit doesnt last forever and some of the easiest things and most economical upgrades last even less..if you cant keep this shit clean..run fucking black..you dont have to be head banger either..nothing looks worse than stained up grubby bar tape..most can be acquired for less than 12 bucks..think of how many times you wiped your snotty nose, tucked your sweaty dick back in your trousers, or wiped your greasy assos butterd up ass then grabbed your over priced fucking bars..just plain gross..

If your a Fondo rider, disease rider..trail rider..newbie..child..etc you get the free pass you can sport funny silly sox..if your racer you better be on the front cuz you could be racing a shopping cart and still look cool...but being pack fodder or food for the broom wagon it looks gawd awfull ugly..the only thing worse is wearing them as everyday socks..cycling shit looks funny as is but wearing them to get grub is bad...if you must tell the world you ride bikes at least wear tall ones....and if you already get it..sox only last one season..max..short ones are out been out since that Doping fool wore tall blackies...

 Heres another if you ride as much as you talk..shorts dont last more than two seasons..Ok so there your lucky ones..fuck it hang em on the wall or something cuz the dick head and his fat ass wife at the four way stop already hate you enough watching you track stand,,dont give them  another reason to spit at your baboon ass
 and those see through shorts only antagonizes the miserble fuckers