1.S.W.A.T boxes on every bike, lets face it..............................small seat bags suck!
2 Boa closers..ditch em and go back to buckles, if the weight of a buckle is slowing you down you need to rethink your training plan champ
3.drop bars on bikes with tires wider than 2.5
4.Old white men telling women what they can do with there bodies
5. Metallica is now lame
6.Money changes everything, and so does an over the pants hand job
7.Bunnie hopping is over rated
8.Wheeling is underrated
9.The General needs soldiers
10.shoot me before i wear white leather tennis shoes
11.shoot me twice for wearing a flat bill ball cap..
13.wearing my 250$ cycling glasses while taking the kids to get waffle cones............
14.back the car out wife and run me the fuck over
15.100% of people that read this are going to die

this week with humans