1. 310 watts at Threshold at any United States Elite UCI cross race
2. 360 Watts at Threshold at any UCI CX race outside of the United States 
3. Racing a gravel bike at any CX race outside of Michigan
4. Carrying a 48mm valve tube while using 60 mm depth rims
5. Riding a rim brake bike in a down pour on Tail of the Dragon
6. A cassette with a twelve tooth small cog for the Erie st crit
7. Riding a Brea step through bike at DTE
8. Doing the Transylvania epic on a hard tail mountain bike
9. Trying to run inner tubes and expect to run low psi at any cross race with hope of success 
10. Trying to KOM a segment  at Poto on a 3T exploro 
11. Having a 2.3 watts/kg and expecting a good result at the Mount Washington Hill climb
12. Running a 42 tooth big ring at Barry Roubiax
13. Carrying one bottle at any gravel race longer than 40K
14. Unable to Bunny hop at any euro-fuc cross race
15. Rarely to never calibrating your power meter 

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