29. Rob Meandering is the Steve Bahlog of the modern times

28. Betcha Matt n Jenny sleep much more deep as of lately 

27. Steve Brohms was found to have great taste in automobiles 

26. Michiganscenes worst nightmare Jeff Schiller wins another edition of the Former Labor race

25. Luke Mullis makes it 3 state crit titles 

24. TMS grammatical errors Flo strong all season 

23. Sometime around May Kristi Neeley is confirmed as the most fit human in the scene.

22. Jason Swatloski is considered the poster child of the end of the World.

21. The Grayling Giant obliterated the Lumberjack 100 record back in June.

20. Folks love that Marji Gesick thing.

19. Fckn Lumberjack won that too….

18. Mthrfckr He stopped the almost unstoppable Jesse Siemen at the Arcadia Grit n Gravel

17. I don’t remember who won the Waterloo Grit n Gravel sorry…

16. Despite being a crook, Martha Stewart appeared on the often frowned upon Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue once again beauty doesn’t know age.

15. The Waterford Grand Prix happened, and it fooled a good chunk of the metro area that it was actually not just another Waterford worlds

14. Former Miscene standout Kellen Caldwell picked up some stripes

13. As of mid June it was confirmed Joberon had not changed his bar tape since May of 2006.

12. Founders brewery feeling the pinch of the slowdown in gravel bike sales closes its doors on its Detroit tap room.

11. Jer Walker has installed an electric chain link fence around his entire yard in late August to make sure people stay off his lawn.

10. Former Miscener Emily Erlich destroys the Redlands race out west

9. Junge hustled harder than anyone in 2023

8. The Cosdi dental dudes pull the move of the year passing 25 plus riders on the sidewalk at the start of Barry Roubaix…

7. The Morning Crank fellas save cross somewhat with a solid race in September 

6. Jesse Siemen fckn crushes the Willow TT 20K record at the State Championship TT

5. B.A. comes out hiding only to get suffocated by the half the masters field 

4. Base Media folds, leaving a bunch of old dudes searching for a jersey provider. 

3. Junge owned Cincinnati for one night winning the Hyde park crit under the lights.

2. A few months later he does what no other sceners has done 17 years and makes the final lap at Elite CX nationals 

1. Despite racing less than a handful of times Burke finally gets that elusive and almost impossible CX national champion jersey….

Thanks scene maybe we will meet again next year at this time…