1. It’s hot..stfu..you cried three weeks ago it was cold.

2. Cross is coming..yeah I guess, since cross starts in August and basically ends in October, why not.

3. I’m getting ready for cross..no your not..you probably don’t do anything really different that you normally do 

4. I got 5th at Barry Roubiax, it was two dam months ago..go soap a hole..

5. I can’t wait until Christmas, if your under 8 your exempt ..anything above that, Drive to Frankenmuth for the weekend 

6. I can’t wait until ICEMAN, yes you can, you have done it for two decades why would this year be any different 

7. I’m overtrained, no your poorly trained 

8. I’m taking a break, from what?

9. I’ve been in a slump….really maybe your just not any good.

10. When do the kids go back to school, gawd dam they just got home Christ.

11. I’m going to do that…..next year…bro you might not be alive next year, let’s just  get to next week 

12. I hate that it stays light so long...

13. I need a break from this Sun thing..

14. Chub rub..it is what is..

15. I hate that I have to go out and mow my lawn in the heat and humidity...move to a colder or place or into an apartment. You wanted to live the dream fuck

Shit you can’t say in June..