1,short socks
2.conflicting jersey and shorts
3,stained water bottles
4.dirty drive train
5.same handlebar wrap for more than 3 months
6.plain vests over a team jersey
7.boredom
8.trendy beers
9.high fives
10. fist pumps..(only with certain folks)
11.That thing that soccer moms, middle school children, that fat kid on that water park billboard on US 23 headin north and Micheal Ball used to do with there fingers..
12.complain about the weather
13.give a shit about your beard
14.changing the subject
15.racing with a garmin to score strava segments

rules of life

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