1. Camaro Hair
2. Hockey Hair
3. Rat's Nest
4. Soccer Hair
5. The "10-90"
6. The Achy Breaky Big Mistakey
7. The Ape Drape
8. The Batty Boy Bishop
9. The Tennessee Top Hat
10. The Beaver Paddle
11. The Business in the Front, and Party in the Back
12. The Camaro Crash Helmet
13. The El Camino Headrest
14. The Wisconsin Waterfall
15. The Canadian Passport
16. The Missouri Compromise
17. The Fridge
18. The Janie Varner
19. The Alabama Shag
20. The Mississippi Mudflap
21. The Shlong (a portmanteau of short and long)
22. The Sho-Lo (Short in the front, long in the back)
23. The Short-Long
24. The Shorty Long-back
25. The North Carolina Neck Warmer
26. The Napoleon Haircut
27. The Droopy Curtains
28. The Megan McCain
29. The Tennessee Tail
30. The Kentucky Waterfall
31. The Coos Cut (For Coos Bay, Oregon)
32. The Nashville Bi-level
33. The Hamilton
34. The Flavio (San Diego)
35. The German (Long Beach)
36. A Seven