Wednesday, October 06, 2021

Do you even ride bro...................



In... Tall socks

They just look better...but only a select few can pull off the knee highs

Out... no show socks

Looks terrible, like the only dryer mode you know is burn that shit up

In... New kits yearly

The shit is soo cheap now..why wouldn’t you.

Out... Kits more than a season old

Change, evolve or continue to slip down the rankings..your old shit has you...looking...well....old

In... wide mountain bike bars

Why you ask? Like Nicky says...bikes have evolved, so should you

Out... wide road bars

Aero is narrow get with the program Paul Bunyan it’s not 2005

In... Separate helmets for mountain bikes

Better coverage bruh

Out... wearing your roadie lid at the trails.

Your aero Lazer looks weak n feeble shredding DTE

In... rides lasting longer than 4 hrs

We get it..and understand why..but to be honest Nothing is enjoyable for 4 hrs

Out... riding less than 90 minutes

I know unless its a  indoor zwift ride...It Just doesn’t seem like your return on your time is worthy huh?

In... one off trophies

Told ya 3 years ago the scene needs more trophies 

Out... Cash money

Shits tight right now, the Folks at Taco Bell need 17.50 an hour

In... micro-brews in non returnable cans

Wtf..I hate standing in line playing can roulette at the Food King

Out... Budweiser in 16 ounce tallboys

Best left for Bikers, and my neighbor Mike

In... any dog with doodle in it

It’s like a god dam epidemic....you would think there giving them away with a gas fill up.

Out... any dog without doodle in it

Sorry you friendly Golden Retriever is not friendly enough

In.... tubeless tyres

Technology is a beautiful thing, gets better every day...

Out... anything with tubes 

Dude how many flats have gotten this year?

In... driving places to ride

Ugh the shear thought of loading the car to head to a trail head to ride the same loop I’ve ridden a gazilion times has me seeking new blood letting methods

Out... riding to places to ride

Get on go..and not spend two hours hating humans in traffic 

In... off cross races

Series are for old nostalgia driven folks

Out... 8 races series 

Commitment is a hard thing now a days 

In... Flo

Coasting and pumping are fun

Out... technical

Bouncing around and making my arthritis worse is a pain in the dick

In.... Marketplace

Free and a great way to meet creepy people 

Out..... Ebay'

sorry folks..no longer the second gig for the everyday people.

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