In... Tall socks
They just look better...but only a select few can pull off the knee highs
Out... no show socks
Looks terrible, like the only dryer mode you know is burn that shit up
In... New kits yearly
The shit is soo cheap now..why wouldn’t you.
Out... Kits more than a season old
Change, evolve or continue to slip down the rankings..your old shit has you...looking...well....old
In... wide mountain bike bars
Why you ask? Like Nicky says...bikes have evolved, so should you
Out... wide road bars
Aero is narrow get with the program Paul Bunyan it’s not 2005
In... Separate helmets for mountain bikes
Better coverage bruh
Out... wearing your roadie lid at the trails.
Your aero Lazer looks weak n feeble shredding DTE
In... rides lasting longer than 4 hrs
We get it..and understand why..but to be honest Nothing is enjoyable for 4 hrs
Out... riding less than 90 minutes
I know unless its a indoor zwift ride...It Just doesn’t seem like your return on your time is worthy huh?
In... one off trophies
Told ya 3 years ago the scene needs more trophies
Out... Cash money
Shits tight right now, the Folks at Taco Bell need 17.50 an hour
In... micro-brews in non returnable cans
Wtf..I hate standing in line playing can roulette at the Food King
Out... Budweiser in 16 ounce tallboys
Best left for Bikers, and my neighbor Mike
In... any dog with doodle in it
It’s like a god dam epidemic....you would think there giving them away with a gas fill up.
Out... any dog without doodle in it
Sorry you friendly Golden Retriever is not friendly enough
In.... tubeless tyres
Technology is a beautiful thing, gets better every day...
Out... anything with tubes
Dude how many flats have gotten this year?
In... driving places to ride
Ugh the shear thought of loading the car to head to a trail head to ride the same loop I’ve ridden a gazilion times has me seeking new blood letting methods
Out... riding to places to ride
Get on go..and not spend two hours hating humans in traffic
In... off cross races
Series are for old nostalgia driven folks
Out... 8 races series
Commitment is a hard thing now a days
In... Flo
Coasting and pumping are fun
Out... technical
Bouncing around and making my arthritis worse is a pain in the dick
In.... Marketplace
Free and a great way to meet creepy people
Out..... Ebay'
sorry folks..no longer the second gig for the everyday people.
Number of flats...one
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