Tripper, Gerner, aren’t you a little early for camp? Summer session doesn’t begin for about 5 more weeks maybe more.

Gerner, Tripper I’m not going to camp this summer

Tripper, awe come on kid, that sad, lonely depressed shtick is starting to wear on me.

Gerner, it’s not that Tripper, it’s just..well just I don’t want to try again, and fit in..

Tripper, what do you mean, just because your not on the new trendy cool kids team, or you not riding the latest new release footwear? Or you haven’t even been invited to one of the many podcasts that are popping up faster than the next gravel race..does it really matter?

Gerner, well yeah Tripper it does matter, I would like to be cool and fit in with all the cool people, and socially attractive girls.

Tripper, Gerner when are you gonna listen to me, you have a gift, we all have gifts, and just because your gift doesn’t compliment other people’s gift, doesn’t make yours less valuable. 

Gerner, I suppose 

Tripper, You suppose? You suppose? Finish that malt, get your back and get your ass to class, and I will see you in a month, until then promise me one thing.

Gerner, what’s that Tripper 

Tripper, never stop doing Rad Shit.