1. Heavy braking 

2. Gaping off in corners

3. No comprehension on how a pace line works

4. Not calling out shit in the road 

5. Over dressed 

6. Under dressed

7. Bellyaching about road conditions 

8. Whining about the wind, and other Mother Nature stuff.

9. Complaining about hikers clogging up the trail 

10. Overly impressed with wattage numbers

11. Eager to share them with you too

12. Unable to handle a there bicycle in sandy or muddy conditions 

13. Working on there shit or walking up hills in the middle of the road 

14. Half wheeling

15. Kwick to give you a thumbs up 

Common Zwiftiness coming to a race near you…..