Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Two Dead Guys



Someday the people you will meet while standing in that steamy room smoking the turds of hell will amaze you fools...your all gonna have to do it,,,,,,,,,,,, it may not be a whole church table like i had to do but im sure everyone gets at least one turn at  chewing a used rubber, or smoking a few dirty tampons and some tightly woven turds when you cross the pearly gates...we aint all made of perfect..thats what the second time around is for...i suppose you got plenty of time think about those things in the purgatory hallway you have to sit in until you get invited in..shoot I sat in the that nice wooden hallway of cool mint green and maple on that stiff ass bench staring at those with multiple frosted window doors while laughing and giggling  went on behind them, glasses klinkin..soft music was playin that i couldn't quite make out..sounded like like smooth jazz...i still cant figure out why i was soo warm in there and my clothes and shoes were one size too small when i left that other world i know i was dressed properly...ill admist i aint the most stylish man about town  back in my day but i could rock a good pair of toughskins or granimals and my Chucks never had poop on them.......so when i was summoned back to puff another turd.. I had a choice,... two big steamers or a come back to TMS....just a quick stint with this crusty ol Bastard for this  assignment ,
Gary..

We sure make an odd couple dont we?..i did not even get chance to get comfy in that hallway..i stood in line with a pile of paper work that made absolutely zero sense..for only about three short weeks before a sat down across from you..seemed fucking awfull mighty strange we were the only two there that month..The difference to me on what were gonna discuss..i think it comes natural for people...some things you just cant fabricate,,not to mention i know my around this place more than most...

Lemmy



On behalf of Lemmy and myself..i want you all to think about two things you might own

Helmets and Skinsuits..

See ya next week!
Gary

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