ERFCK

 

 

Your born,

You watch pants go from baggy, to skinny, back to baggy and then skinny Every 10 years 

Then 

You die.

 

 'Your saddle should be level, unless you’re a triathlete, time triallist

 or some other kind of weirdo'

 

Yo

 Ever ask yourself..what in the world am doing? 

 Could be your diet, hygiene, self care, treating other humans, your daily routine.

But god dam it all, is working? 

Am I filled with more happiness and less hate, more enthusiasm and less regret. 

I’m gonna give you time chew on that before I throw back at more T nonsense..

I ask u these silly questions cuz I ask myself…

Luv ya 

 

Dam….forgot all about this one….

 

And make a change

 

Monza

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 I mis the Hair Club for men somedays...

 

1. Third place 

2. Leaving McDonalds and realizing they forgot your fries 

3. Living in a failing marriage 

4. Arriving at a race with dead SRAM batteries 

5. Stage 4 cancer 

6. Trying to train off wattage numbers you tested at around 2019

7. Excepting a stellar end of the year bonus only to get completely Griswald 

8. A partial erection 

9. It’s the best it’s ever gonna get 

10. The joy of the questionable car payments…six months in

11. A DUI

12. Trusting a half wheeler 

13. Believing in your own hype

14. Your wattage will not get any better after the age 39

15. You actually read this entire Friday fifteen again…

Hard pills to swallow 

 

 

 

 

 

 Half wheelers…

 we all get da narcan

 

Fendi Spring 2000

 

 Fuck you. And the bread legs you stumbled in with.

 

Wish I never forgot the password to Mr Ts basement 

 

When it doesn’t matter what width tires you are running 

 

 

Deleted scenes unsettles me. i thought i knew everything there was to know. 

 

Speaks volumes of what the American people are concerned about…

Nothing said about an American winning a world championship