warm summer

 

Two Stroke

 Gunner

 

 

The Drama (2026)

 

Number 123 tan lines

 

On TMS most bad ass things, October, 2013

 

Theses people need to be deported immediately 

1. People that use the term, okie dokey 

2. Women who insist on going to a place called booty boot camp.

3. Bike shop employees who do repairs on the spot, for free.

4. People that ride tandem bicycles

5. Guys named Gary

6. Anyone who has not changed there handlebar tape in the last six months

7. People that brag about chocolate chip cookies 

8. Spouses who complain about their partners cooking.

9. Anyone who over uses that thing that people that  like heavy metal do with there fingers

10. Strava segment stalkers 

11. Any non Jewish person that uses the word  Mazel tov

12. Anyone invited to a group ride and then bellyaching about the route.

13. Women or men that never take off their sunglasses when entering a store.

14. Religious preachers 

15. Grown adults that still worship Walt Disney characters…

 

 

 

 

World time trial champion Reusser powers to victory while Vollering consolidates her GC position, but defending champion Ferrand-Prévot suffers against the clock.

 

 The Sex Pistols in Sweden in July 1977, captured by photographer Lars Åström during the band's first performance in the country. The show took place in Halmstad, at Diskotek Stranden, on July 15, 1977, before an audience of about 125 Swedish fans.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As a child I was under the impression I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the zero times it has happened…

 

Absolutely….

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks for a truly metal experience 

 

 

 

 

 Nice Job

 

 

Two Stroke

 

 

 

Negative energy 

1. An empty toilet paper roll

2. Reaching for the last slice of pizza and realizing its gone.

3. Waking up ICEMAN morning to torrential down pair and 37 degrees

4. Getting ready for a ride and finding a flat

5.Going to the local bakery at 9 am and realizing the only doughnuts left are all brown

6. Trusting a convicted half wheeler

7. Having the lettuce diarrhea on vacation.

8. Trusting a fart

9. Waking up 15 minutes before your alarm.

10. Toaster Strudels 

11. Discovering that Santa Claus is fake

12. Sram Components 

13.  A partial boner

14. Police lights in your rear view mirrors 

15. Stomaching another Friday 15

Life’s little let downs