Wednesday, August 12, 2026

Mother

 


Currently

 


 


When I hear the word cyclocross and it’s not even the first week of August..

 





I’ve drank a protein shake today and I have already started to lie for no reason, I think I am turning into a man

 


Selling old team clothing…speculative 


 



 

Tuesday, August 11, 2026

From the Tour de France to 12,000 feet: Quinn Simmons to race 100-mile Leadville MTB epic

Just weeks after the Tour de France, the three-time US road champion returns to his home-state race, where he finished second as an 18-year-old debutant 



It appears Quinn Simmons is hoping to put his Tour de France fitness to good use this August.



Less than three weeks after wrapping up his fourth Tour de France appearance, the reigning U.S. national road champion will swap his road bike for a mountain bike as he lines up at the Leadville Trail 100 in his home state of Colorado on Saturday, 15 August.

Known as the "Race Across the Sky", the Leadville Trail 100 is an iconic 100-mile mountain bike race and is one of the toughest endurance events in the United States. Its punishing course starts at more than 10,000 feet (3048 metres) above sea level and traditionally climbs well beyond 12,000 feet (3658 metres).

It is also the third round of the Life Time Grand Prix series, meaning Simmons will join a stacked field featuring some of the best gravel and mountain bike racers in the world. Chief among them is Keegan Swenson, the reigning UCI Marathon MTB world champion, three-time Life Time Grand Prix overall champion and five-time defending Leadville winner. Swenson also holds the Leadville course record of 5:43:31.



Simmons, though, is no stranger to off-road racing, nor to the altitude.

The Colorado native took on this very race in 2019, when he was just 18 years old, and produced a breakout ride that saw him finish in second place despite suffering several tyre punctures. In the finale, he outsprinted Lachlan Morton and Peter Stetina to take the runner-up spot behind Howard Grotts. Simmons turned professional with Trek-Segafredo, now Lidl-Trek, the following season.

Seven years later, Simmons returns to Leadville in formidable form, having just finished 18th overall at this year’s Tour de France and claimed his third U.S. national road race title in June.

This year’s Leadville course has been modified because of the Willow Fire, but will still cover 102.1 miles with 9,916 feet of climbing. The bikes will look a little more traditional, too, after Life Time banned drop handlebars on mountain bikes for the 2026 race. Drop-bar set-ups had become increasingly prominent at Leadville in recent years, with Swenson using one to win both the 2024 and 2025 editions.

Swenson is far from Simmons’ only competitor, however. The Life Time Grand Prix field also includes the likes of Alexey Vermeulen, Brendan Johnston, Simon Pellaud, US. .marathon national champion Cole Paton and multi-time Leadville podium finisher John Gaston.


For Simmons, Saturday will mark his first return to Leadville since that runner-up finish in 2019. The 2026 Life Time Leadville Trail 100 MTB race will stream live for free on YouTube through the Life Time Grand Prix YouTube Channel, with coverage starting at 5:15 a.m. MT on August 15.




Drink more water


 




Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

Monday, August 10, 2026

 


Posted by the MICHIGANSCENE at 11:24 AM October 2014

 




Might be time to revise this list…12 years is a long time and well let’s just say times have changed significantly 


1 Missy Giove

2 beating cancer

3 DI2 33K and no adjustments

4 embro

5 properly designed course without turns every 50 yards

6 psi on 33m tires lower than 27

7 Cook County "PinBall Playboy"

8 euro cross team kits

9 winning national titles 

10 winning from a field sprint

11 winning a race out sprinting your breakaway companions

12 small bikes

13 snoopy

14 Tailwinds

15 tall socks

16 gnarly run ups

17 the sound of a disc wheel at speed

18 campy

19 tall beers

20 RonC

21 properly setting up for a field sprint

22 thinking before you speak

23 shimano

24 5 watts/kilo for 20:00

25 BMATTER

26 Dybo

27 5 mile climbs

28 twist descents

29 Robert Heriman, (mainly in the 80's)

30 Kenny Stabler

31 any stylish matching kit from any year

32 chicks in flannel

33 Van Halens first

34 SJD

35 puking after a hard effort

36 legs with lact

37 groveling and still winning

38 Tomac

39 getting it in.........................................................no matter what

40 Lindsey Lohan

41 never knowing your mileage or speed

42 Kroske

43 50mm carbon wheels

44 carbon frames with slammed stems

45 Rihanna

46 Haters

47 Baywatch

48 cocaine

49 fire roads

50 the last minute and thirty seconds of Heaven and Hell by Black Sabbath

51 The Wiz.................................................................................................................................

52 mtbing  in the 90's

53 chicks on Bmx bikes....................................................................................................that spit

54 Lancia Stratos

55 dropping weight

56 dropping assholes

57 dropping.....

58 blowing up 50 meters before you catch the break

59 Brittany Spears

60 Owls

61 being quiet...................................................................................................................and fast

62 The Grayling Giant

63 cross bikes weighing less than 17 pounds

64 courses smoother than your girlfriends ass

65 T

66 switchblades

67 lil Pony

68 Danny K.............................................................................................................. (when he is around)

69 significant others that "get it"

70 black..................................................................................................... anything

71 creeping while others are sleeping

72 bell lap

73 living with little

74 Mila Kunis

75 listening

76 KIDA

77 new Sidi's

78 Sassy Grass Green Pro tour AAR Cudas putting out more than 700 horse power

79 rhythm

80 the Bunny

81 Led Zeppelin

82 proper fit

83 PBJ's

84 hip bones

85 3-Dviolet

86 sitting in playing for "the sprint"

87 riding...............................................................................................................................anything.....

88 Katy Perry

89 not giving a shit......

90 putting out less wattage and still beating dudes stronger than you

91 overcoming

92 Johnny Cash

93 hamburgers....................................................................... anywhere

94 riding singletrack while others are commuting

95 ignoring ignorant assholes

96 not being ignorant asshole

97 drinking lawn cutting beer with my friend Chris who made his year in July

98 living to 100

99 anything made by Honda..................................................................................................anything

100 Dion Sanders

101 Big M

102 Torque Thrust D's

103 Tommy Clark ..........................................................................................(only on Facebook)

104 Eva Green

105 Ennio Morricone

106 Hermit Crabs

107 adapting

108 SIMONSTER

109 Legends and Whiskeys

110 Brinke Stevens

111 Polished lugs

112 The White Stripes

113 winning state championships

114 riding more................................................................ talking less

115 earning it and not expecting it.

116 doing it for the "right" reason

117 telling the person that needs to be told to........................... "fuck of"

118 the proper amount of cleavage

119 Shrek

120 The Who

121 the Black Ace

122 Pizza

123 Pappa T

124 BRX

125 the truth  and.....

126 being able to handle it.......................................................................and not crying like a lil bitch.....

127 STFU when you should.......... should shut the fuck up...........

128 Cinderellas    Night Songs

129 Smarties

130 Milford crit

131 the cougars that hang out there

132 Burning shit .......................................................................................................(especially plastic)

134 using your one punch your given each year on that fuckhead really deserves it.

135 the Hanson Bros

136 not butting in on peoples conversations see #22

137 Steve McQueen

138 F1 racing (in the 70's)

139 winning solo

140 Kyuss

141 Meat Wad

142 Brasil

143  bib shorts

144 The Donnas

145 The German

146 Dybo again

147 808's

148 Chole Sevigny

149 TIMMYF

150 skinsuits

151 birthday suits

152 going solo

153 going sockless

154 going tubeless

155 going bra-less..............................................................................(excluding woman from Taylor)

156 going top less

157 bacon

158 perfect eyewear

159 spending time.................................................................... not money

160 evolving

170 Hoffeners kit

171 Lemmy.................................................................................................................fuck you

172 ICEMAN.....................................................................................................................afterparties

173 matching Animal Print undergarments                                                                                               174  Slayers 1st  

175 Dialed drive trains

176 never quitting

177 handlebars mounted on the headboard of your bed

178 Big-wheels ..............................................................................................(only if your under 10)

179 Darth Maul

180 Joan Jett

181 the lil Pony punching Saari out

182 Bostons "more than a feeling"

183 the sound of hopped up  two stoke engine........................................................... pre 1980

184 the smell of high octane fuel

185 Jimmy Page

186 Kate Moss

187 sram chains

188 bacon again

189 Black Sabbaths Paranoid

190 the speeder bike scene in Star Wars

191 the last patrol

192 Killing Islamic bastards

193 Kind Strong Bars

194 Fast courses

195 a clean bike

196 wind

197 riding solo fast

198 doing intervals instead of strava

199 Group B

200 Niki Lauda

201 never dabbing



Yes this was a Bad Ass list of shit.................

Let’s revisit it…



 



 



 

 


Monday……

Friday, August 07, 2026

The Drama (2026)

 


Number 123 tan lines

 


On TMS most bad ass things, October, 2013

 






Theses people need to be deported immediately 


1. People that use the term, okie dokey 

2. Women who insist on going to a place called booty boot camp.

3. Bike shop employees who do repairs on the spot, for free.

4. People that ride tandem bicycles

5. Guys named Gary

6. Anyone who has not changed there handlebar tape in the last six months

7. People that brag about chocolate chip cookies 

8. Spouses who complain about their partners cooking.

9. Anyone who over uses that thing that people that  like heavy metal do with there fingers

10. Strava segment stalkers 

11. Any non Jewish person that uses the word  Mazel tov

12. Anyone invited to a group ride and then bellyaching about the route.

13. Women or men that never take off their sunglasses when entering a store.

14. Religious preachers 

15. Grown adults that still worship Walt Disney characters…