Friday, July 03, 2026

Ranch dressing
Hand guns
Supercross
Dollar Stores
Sliders
2/3 dumb ass kids
Divorce
Second marriage
Third marriage
Power boats
Child Support
Alimony
Credit Card debt
Assault rifle
Assault charges
Disney Cruises
NRA
Second cars
Little League
WWE
RedBud
Twerking
A corvette
Costco
Lip injections
Breast implants
Conspiracy theories
Hate
Racism
Beards
supporting your grown ass kids
Keeping up with the latest trends
Vaping
Religion
White privileged
Family money
Vacation home
Ted Nugent
Kid Rock
Car shows in dollar store parking lots
Eating out at least three times a week
Trampoline
Designer dogs
Trendy dogs
Multiple dogs
Cat houses
Doritos
Chucky Cheese
Pizza night
Phart bikes
Superbowl
Bay Watch
World Series
March Madness
Vacations in third world countries
Man caves
Softball league
Soccer Sunday
Road rage
Bar stool racing
Cage fights
Dog fights
Spoiled kids
School shooters
Seasonal Depression
Halloween
All year…see above
Buckys
Thanksgiving
Taco Bell
Race car track world championships
Corn nuts
Booty boot camp
Toy haulers
Side by Sides
E-bikes..
Overdrawn
Overdraft
Bill Fartndale
Free refills
Solo plastic cups
Root Beer
Yellow School buses
Eating Fast
Girl Scout cookie
Hollywood
Fireworks
The Indy 500
Gangster Rap
Demolition derbys
County Fair
The Black Ace
Racoons
Crit racing
White Power
Black Pride
Bob Evans
Harley Davidson
Adult kickball
White claws
Stadium Cheese
Cardio drumming
Paying for health care
Budweiser
Golden retrievers
Doodles of all sorts
Tanning
Felons in power
The motor city
MAGA
home phone lines
Margarine
Elvis Presley
Brad
Dicks Sporting goods
Cody
Katy
Carl
Mikey
Scott
Dillon
Brandon
Spaghetti Os
Corey
Mustangs
Camaro
Dream cruise
The Doors
Kid Rock…
Yuck..did I say that
Wal Mart
Yellowstone
Apple Pie
Glamour Shots
Corrupt
The Epstein files
Insider trading
Kim Kardashin
Leadville 100
Bettonville
Alcatraz
KISS
Bob Hope
Six Flags
Top Gun
Jaws
Hockey Town
Chitown
Star Wars
Bells beer
John Wayne
John Wayne Gace
Monday night football
Fat Rippers
Daytona 500
Moots
Big beautiful bill
Rocky
Cedar Point
Whitney Houston
Ted Bundy
Bill Clinton
Black Flag
Right to Bear Arms
Don’t tread on me
Guys named Gary
Your sister Karen
Popsicles
F150s
Twinkies
Barry Roubiax
Kids named Cody
Charlie Kirk
Kohls
Ray Dybowski
Three car garages
Pole barns
Free kittens
Fried Candy bars
All night party stores
Yellowstone
The Boston Marathon
Five easy payments
Rent to own
Fudgies
Trolls
Ram tough
Driving drunk
House of Dank
Aspen
ICEMAN COMETH
garage sale
Waffle House
USA cycling
Mud wrestling
Pam Anderson
Motley Crew
Mount Rushmore
Chili Cheese Pizza
Golf carts
Medicaid
Sweet home Alabama
Old time rock n roll
Joberon
First time home owner
Silverado
Swing Shift
The Donner party
Swiftys
Eagle Scout
The March on Washington
1957 Chevy
Peanut Butter n jelly
College rivals
Sammy Hagar
Prince
Hot Wheels
Overpriced hamburgers
Bounce houses
The Village’s
Mylie Cyress
Surf City
Charles Manson
Rob Selle
The Dukes of Hazzard
The Michiganscene
Class reunions
Martin Luther King
Mr T
The Beach Boys
Lynyrd Skynyrd
The Statue of Liberty
Shake n Bake
Dog town
Graceland
Grandma n Grandpa
Big Gulps
Replica of the original
Homie Hook ups
The Pro Deal
Deep Discounts
Baskin Robins
Dan Shamburger
9/11
Chicken fingers and fries
Country divided
Old Navy
Sausage gravy
Happy meals
Hemmeroids
Pumpkin Spice
The 5 hour energy shit
Arnold Palmer Ice T
Ozempic
Edibles

God bless America…

Thursday, July 02, 2026

Show me your last podium pic without showing me your last podium picture

Wednesday, July 01, 2026

ROCK HARD ROCK FREE

Strava owns you…

Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Hero’s..just for one day…

When you talk about bike racing to the opposite sex

the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints

Monday, June 29, 2026

That crotch pocket tho

How I feel when I read someone’s detailed race report for a mid pack finish

Sunday, June 28, 2026

Saturday, June 27, 2026

Bros before Hoes..

I’m quite sure that bike doesn’t stop all too well….

Talking about bike racing to people that have no idea what bike racing is..

Let’s ride…

Friday, June 26, 2026

1. doing the same workouts every week

2. Poor hydration

3. Lousy diet

4. Not enough sleep.

5. Not taking off the bike wrest days

6. Excessive riding, see above

7. Not cooling down

8. Not warming up properly

9. Rarely power testing

10. Training off Obama year wattage numbers..see above

11. Avoiding hard rides

12. Not utilizing training materials properly

13. Not being honest with yourself

14. Avoiding advice when they are unsure

15. Too much routine

Sour Masters riders

Thursday, June 25, 2026

Mr Peabody. Sherman please tell me your not going to try and defend the archaic ways of the past again tonight

Sherman. No way Mr. Peabody, and besides we are pressed for time this evening

Sherman, the thing I love about the future is, the way we now have the ability to monitor our marginal gains, before tracking our training progress we were left in the dark of sorts..Everyone talks about the good old days, and we’ll tend to romanticize it. Back in the measurable wattage meant carrying one of these hideous things strapped to our bodies.

Mr Peabody. Really Sherman that looks heavy as fuck.

Sherman, and can you even imagine having one of these ancient wired devices strapped to your handlebars..

I mean really not a lot of measurements going on here, and sadly people paid good money for them when every one you see here is basically the same.

Mr Peabody. Yep Sherman sometimes we don’t know how good we got until we step back in time and look where we came from.

Sherman, that’s for sure Mr Peabody, technology is pretty rad!

Masters racing

222 days since ICEMAN