Two- Stroke

 

 

Bro’s before Hoe’s

 

 

 

 

If TMS had a world on Zwift

 

1. Smartphone screen bacteria

2. What is really in your spouses personal items

3. People's private thoughts

4. Who is cooking your big dinner at most restaurants 

5. What is really in a cigar

6. Any masters racers curious of there real VO2

7. Face mites

8. Where actually does your USAC cycling membership money goes

9. What your partner really thinks about your sexual performance in bed.

10. The actual landed cost of most S-Works label bikes

11. How much you time you spend on your phone 

12. How much poop is actually in that gross beard

13. How many times you have come close to death

14. What your spouse’s underwear actually look like at the end of the day 

15. How your life would have changed had you made three different important decisions.

Shit your better off not knowing.

 

Never stop doing rad shit….

The Raymove 

 

 

 

 

 

See you at ICEMAN bitches….

 

 

 

 

 

 

ERFCK

 

 

Your born,

You watch pants go from baggy, to skinny, back to baggy and then skinny Every 10 years 

Then 

You die.

 

 'Your saddle should be level, unless you’re a triathlete, time triallist

 or some other kind of weirdo'

 

Yo

 Ever ask yourself..what in the world am doing? 

 Could be your diet, hygiene, self care, treating other humans, your daily routine.

But god dam it all, is working? 

Am I filled with more happiness and less hate, more enthusiasm and less regret. 

I’m gonna give you time chew on that before I throw back at more T nonsense..

I ask u these silly questions cuz I ask myself…

Luv ya 

 

Dam….forgot all about this one….

 

And make a change

 

Monza

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 I mis the Hair Club for men somedays...

 

1. Third place 

2. Leaving McDonalds and realizing they forgot your fries 

3. Living in a failing marriage 

4. Arriving at a race with dead SRAM batteries 

5. Stage 4 cancer 

6. Trying to train off wattage numbers you tested at around 2019

7. Excepting a stellar end of the year bonus only to get completely Griswald 

8. A partial erection 

9. It’s the best it’s ever gonna get 

10. The joy of the questionable car payments…six months in

11. A DUI

12. Trusting a half wheeler 

13. Believing in your own hype

14. Your wattage will not get any better after the age 39

15. You actually read this entire Friday fifteen again…

Hard pills to swallow