1. People running generators, your not gonna fuckn die ..

2. Screaming kids in red white and blue…put your dam offspring to bed they don’t need to be lighting off sparkles..they need there wrest

3. Red white and blue washed out Ts..yuck…

4. Driving around with a big huge ass American Nazi flag off your oversized pickup truck 

5. Back the blue..

6. Big epic ride on America’s birthday 

7. Fireworks starting in mid June

8. My dog shitting himself..see above 

9. Losing  fingers

10. Family cookouts 

11. Family arguments…see above 

12. That fucking stench of stale cheap fireworks 

13. Bullshit America pride

14. Bike shops closed..god dammit I wanna test ride a fuckn AVENTON 

15. This shitty Friday 15

America revisited..

 

212 days since ICEMAN 

 

By the looks of that tiny stem….somebody bought the wrong size frame…

 

Bet you can see through that Bissell kit 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rock hard. Rock Free

 

 

He said, hey let’s do a gravel tour…it will be fun..

 

 

Oh my fuckn god….that seat looks painful….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When someone has to stop and pee on a 90 minute ride…

 

 As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

 

Because when the dust settles, and the final chapter is written…sadly no one is really looking at your Strava….