1. pale pink men's cycling shorts. They look awful, even more awful with pale white Midwestern legs
2. Flat Bill baseball hats on dudes over 30, it doesn't look like you think it does
3. Anyone wearing a ball cap backwards. Just stop only exception, an Umpire, Catcher or recently released felon
4. Phart Bikes. let go, uno its not that much fun. Its just an excuse to go slow on gravel roads
5. Microblading women your all gonna look back on this and ask why you shaved off perfectly great eyebrows only to have them look like they have been drawn back on with a sharpie marker
6. Self Checkouts always someone confused and calling for help.
7. Aps for everything. I just want to do something anything without needing my dam phone
8. Dudes that shave their heads when they have perfectly good hair. Stop trying to look hard and tough. You look silly.
9. every current road bike with drop seat stays I know its more aero, more compliant, and faster. But sadly every bike now looks like every other bike
10. Everything has a video for it. If i had every second back for every time i watched a some video only to be disappointed and id be 4 years younger
11. Marketplace retail Like a online garage sale only your selling to people with 5 brain cells and fewer teeth
12. Neck Beards who thought this was a good idea ? Not only is there poop in there but probably 1/4 of days daily food intake
13.Local legends perfect not only do i feel like a target for the wrest of my boring ass buddies to look a like shlep as well as we ride the same routes on a weekly basis
14.Hamburgers so big you cant fit them in your mouth, Anytime you have to take three mini bites just to take your first bite, is completely god dam ridiculous
15. Putting Cottage cheese in everything…I get it..it’s protein and everyone needs more..I’ll pass
16. Here today gone tomorrow Energy drinks..just when I fall in love with the taste of blueberries and cream…poof my local convenience store stops carrying it..
17. That time in many men's life when they either deicide to buy a Harley of a Corvette..sad that they spent there entire life holding out and saving up for two of the most worthless resale value purchases ever
18. Vaping. Just smoke a cigarette despite destroying your body it looks way cooler than hitting that douche flute
19. Men organized walk for peace Honestly, do we need a man doing everything?
20. Everything has an AI ..Makes me trust NO ONE or NOTHING
21. Brand loyalty…especially if you’re not getting compensation Come on are you getting paid, to make that company money?
22. Buying new clothes constantly because of the season You probably have enough clothing to get you through three more winters in Style
23. Lip injections ewwwww
24. The latest dog trends Every year the public is some how brain washed into the next must have breed
25. Supporting pedophiles..wow never thought id see the day that so many people that want to touch kids
26. Worrying about everyone’s culture..stay in your lane and take care of number one who gives a shit what culture is doing what, just be kind and respectful
27. Fitness influencers ridiculous
28. Cars that pop pop bam bam when you let off the gas..it doesn't sound like you think it does
29. Social media posts that boasts your next big trip cant we do anything anymore without an announcement to the entire social media world?
30. Pedaling around in the snow at 6.7 mph for 6 hours. look in the mirror and figure what you really want out of life?
31. Electric Hummers about as dumb as a second coat of paint
32. People..they just keep getting dumber
33. People that don’t pet my dog..let me rethink that one...if your one of the above..please dont
34. Oversized Broncos that never see anything other than the parking lot of Ford motor Company. We know you know you think you look silly
35. Kids riding electric scooters sad times, all i ever wanted was Redline
36. Ozempic, fine if its for a better quality of life dumb if your trying to get ready for Uncle Tonis wedding
37. The American flag. doesnt mean anything anymore
38. Loud ass free hubs.see number 28
39. Names on frames..unless your a PRO..a PRO.ask yourself, do i really need to be reminded which bike is yours at the local bakery stop
40. Tap to pay..practice it a few times at home before you make the three other customers behind you hate you for life as you try to buy you next can of jacked up cola
41. buying a $200 jersey because it matches your socks and calling it an essential purchase!…your bored and should probably spend less time doom scrolling
42. Everything is a subscription service. I just want to buy it out right...
43. Two step verification…or maybe 3 either way I’ve thrown more devices at the wall because of this
Dumb trending shit…
