Remember when people cared about podiums...

 

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 I tell my kids this is Taylor Swift

 

 

 

 You don't see broke people wearing Barrells with suspenders anymore 

 

 

 Chloé Dygert to step away from Euro road racing and go all-in on LA Olympic Games?

U.S. track and road star poised to join Blue Ridge-TWENTY28 conti team in career pivot.

Strava Turds

 

 

 

Has our creativity become so bankrupt that we can’t even use our imagination anymore 

 A man doesn’t need much in life

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When I’m screen capturing the latest images..

Hard shit….keep doing it

 

 

 Detroit in the 1940s

 

 

 

 

 

Its not a race

 

Yeah…I’ll stop being a Zwifty before I ever own anything other than a Apple device 

 

1. Buying a boat

2.Registering for the Lumberjack 100

3. Most major home renovations.

4. Marrying your High school sweetheart

5. Buying a Phart Bike

6.Most any text after 9:30 Pm 

7. Asking for one more drink

8. Getting second Burrito at Chipotle 

9. Buying any trading cards, Pokémon especially 

10. Owning a outdoor Hot Tub

11. Getting into a early break away in a 90 minute crit with four other riders that 20 more Watts than you at Threshold....wait a second., there are no more 90 minute crits

12. Starting a Family

13.  Any road trip with Jer Walker

14.  Most new car purchase

15.  Buying tools from Harbor Freight

16.  Any meal costing 100 dollars or more.

17. Driving buzzed

18. Jerking off while driving

19. That third beer on your lunch break 

20. Chinese carbon fiber components 

21. Buying a SRAM drivetrain 

22. Trusting a convicted half wheeler

23. 

questionable decisions 

 

I will absolutely quit cycling all together and take up finger painting with my own shit if every frame design comes down to this….

Just saying 

 

Every third year Cat 3