Monday, October 12, 2026

 


He’ll fuckn yeah….almost ICEMAN time homeboys 

Monday

 


Friday, October 09, 2026

 

 








If TMS had a world on Zwift

 





1. Smartphone screen bacteria

2. What is really in your spouses personal items

3. People's private thoughts

4. Who is cooking your big dinner at most restaurants 

5. What is really in a cigar

6. Any masters racers curious of there real VO2

7. Face mites

8. Where actually does your USAC cycling membership money goes

9. What your partner really thinks about your sexual performance in bed.

10. The actual landed cost of most S-Works label bikes

11. How much you time you spend on your phone 

12. How much poop is actually in that gross beard

13. How many times you have come close to death

14. What your spouse’s underwear actually look like at the end of the day 

15. How your life would have changed had you made three different important decisions.





Shit your better off not knowing.

Thursday, October 08, 2026

Wednesday, October 07, 2026

Tuesday, October 06, 2026

 


 

 



 

ERFCK


 

 



Your born,

You watch pants go from baggy, to skinny, back to baggy and then skinny Every 10 years 

Then 


You die.

Monday, October 05, 2026


 


 'Your saddle should be level, unless you’re a triathlete, time triallist
 or some other kind of weirdo'

 



Yo

 Ever ask yourself..what in the world am doing? 

 Could be your diet, hygiene, self care, treating other humans, your daily routine.


But god dam it all, is working? 


Am I filled with more happiness and less hate, more enthusiasm and less regret. 

I’m gonna give you time chew on that before I throw back at more T nonsense..


I ask u these silly questions cuz I ask myself…




Luv ya 

 


Dam….forgot all about this one….

Sunday, October 04, 2026