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1. Bacon two weeks 

2. Eggs 2/5 weeks

3. Talking about a bike race 6 months

4. Talking about a bike race …in depth 1.5 weeks 

5. Bananas 2/6 days..tad longer in refrigerator 

6. Raccoon, 2/3 years 

7. Bar tape 6/9 months darker colors up to 10 months

8. SPD cleats I don’t know I’m still using the same ones from the Obama period 

9. Old High school stories hasn’t been documented 

10. A divorce or breakup, 6 months

11. Lip injections, 6/9 months 

12. An open box of Lucky Charms 6/8 months..sealed properly of course 

13. Bicycles helmet 3/5 years 

14. Smarties candy, 4 minutes 

15. Cycling socks two seasons, this varies on drying time

everything has an expiration date...

 

Mr. Peabody. Sherman, how and why in the world are we standing in the middle of the starting line at the 2012 Barry Roubaix 

Sherman. Simple Mr. Peabody. Take big look around at all the the fantastic colors, the helmet variations, the complete uniqueness of what was once a great time.

Mr. Peabody,  Sherman, you are very correct, not two despite being teammates look remotely similar 

Sherman, I know Mr. Peabody. I got to think this was before everyone became brainwashed that, bright whites, quick to fade neon's, and earth tones are the in thing..

Mr. Peabody. Oh my. It’s Run Way plaza! Home the OG AAVC. Spring fling series. But why? 

Sherman. Just look at the color variations, and of course matching helmets…good stuff

Mr. Peabody…oh my I’m not sure I’m worthy enough be anywhere near this podium…but I’m starting to see the light

Sherman…I’m not saying it’s poor design but maybe creative minds are just lazy..

Mr. Peabody. Let me guess Cow Pie.?

Sherman you are correct. But this is probably the drabbest group I’ve scene in months..

Mr. Peabody. I will definitely attest to this, despite these fellas best efforts, there design team of those kits definitely need a refresher 

Sherman. For some reason orange has never been a good platform to work off of.

Mr  Peabody. But I do like this. Very much so 

Sherman…this group looks a lot like everyone got a chance to grab a jersey out of the free bin at Play it Again Sports..

Mr Peabody. Sherman you must give the MISCA kids the slide, just supporting a youngster with a 3k bike is taxing enough in this economy, and then try to keep em kitted out in the latest high tech fashion would an expense that might leave pops working overtime 

Sherman, I do agree Mr Peabody. But I think the style and colors of those designers are not

Mr Peabody. Sherman, not all is lost because I think the following group of photos will bring new hope to the trip this week, USA Cycling pro road nationals is great example. Just look how rad everyone looks!

Sherman…oh my Mr Peabody…I think you are on to something…I’m mean it’s as if the road cyclists are a little more stylish than that of the current group of gravel enthusiasts.

Mr. Peabody, I would not say more stylish, I believe it would be trend of sorts. Or personal preference, to not stand out in a way that might make them feel like..in all do respect.HEY LOOK AT ME IM A BICYCLE RACER!

Sherman. That seems like a snobby attitude?

Mr. Peabody. Oh no Sherm. It just goes along with the territory, well I also believe these above photos depict a completely different kind of design and style. 

Sherman. I will say this this time travel back in the past has been interesting, I’m just glad I don’t have any of those bikes from those eras we traveled too..

Mr. Peabody I will agree with you on that…

 

 

 

 

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