Sometimes the truth hurts……

 

Nice shoes……

 

 

1977 Le canibale passe au glandon … loin

 

 

i like how apples are like. the default object

 

Your cranks should be, “170 mm, 

unless 

you’re a Gen-Z fashion victim, in which case they’ll be 155 mm until you bloody grow up a bit.”

 

He’ll fuckn yeah….almost ICEMAN time homeboys 

Monday

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two- Stroke

 

 

Bro’s before Hoe’s

 

 

 

 

If TMS had a world on Zwift

 

1. Smartphone screen bacteria

2. What is really in your spouses personal items

3. People's private thoughts

4. Who is cooking your big dinner at most restaurants 

5. What is really in a cigar

6. Any masters racers curious of there real VO2

7. Face mites

8. Where actually does your USAC cycling membership money goes

9. What your partner really thinks about your sexual performance in bed.

10. The actual landed cost of most S-Works label bikes

11. How much you time you spend on your phone 

12. How much poop is actually in that gross beard

13. How many times you have come close to death

14. What your spouse’s underwear actually look like at the end of the day 

15. How your life would have changed had you made three different important decisions.

Shit your better off not knowing.

 

Never stop doing rad shit….

The Raymove 

 

 

 

 

 

See you at ICEMAN bitches….