1. Riding a Phart bike,

2, Everwresting..

3. Drinking bourbon…just a pro formative…

4. Throwing that hand signal that people that like heavy metal do…

5. Running a Marathon.

6. Going out to eat twice a week, when you have perfectly good kitchen, and food in your fridge 

7. Constantly trying to stay ahead on the latest clothing trends…

8.  Excessively riding your bike, with zero purpose 

9. Disney cruises.

10. Upgrading your bike once a year.

11. Vacations in Traverse City. 

12. Owning a Harley

13. Bucket list

14. Doing the same events year after year 

15. Reading this shitty Friday 15.

Bullied

Peer pressure 

Society driven 

Slightly insane 

 

When show up to a group ride and complain about the route or pace…

 

 

 

 

Fake orgasms 

 

 

 

That fender ain’t gonna make it 

 

 

Suzy Quattro in a leather bikini was taken in 1974 during her promotional tour in Adelaide, Australia. While the pioneering American rock singer, bassist, and actress is globally recognized for her signature one-piece black leather jumpsuits, this specific promotional photoshoot became a viral, historical moment of its own.

Quattro herself has playfully looked back on the image on her social media, noting how it captured a distinct “snapshot of days gone by” during her whirlwind early career.

 

 

You know what they say…a banana a day, keeps the poor decisions away 

 

Mr Peabody..SHERMAN! what in the world are you doing? We are not supposed to be here tonight!

Sherman. I know mr. Peabody but The network had a change of plans

Mr Peabody.. Well, now, Sherman, What network is that? May I do ask?

Sherman..why it’s the Michiganscene network 

Mr Peabody. OK, I’m completely confused right now because we weren’t even supposed to be here

Sherman, Yes, I know Mr. Peabody this was supposed to be the night of six easy pieces, but the network executives decided it needed something else and because you probably don’t check your email or text as much as I do. I decided to take it into my own hands and get this thing set up to start our journey back in time. 

Mr Peabody.. Now I’m really confused Sherman 

Sherman.. Don’t be Mr. Peabody let me handle this. We’re gonna turn back time a little bit each week and talk about are we really actually better off now than when “people say back in the day”

Mr Peabody… Well, this sounds quite interesting. Are you sure you can handle the way back machine?

Sherman, Trust me, Mr. Peabody, we young people of today are sharper than you give us credit for.

 

 

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

 

Hey kid do this..it will be fun..mom will be waiting at the end with your favorite band aides…

 id ride it...

 

SIX DIFFERENT WAYS ….coming this week

 

 

 

Thanks for a SLAYER like day..Wolverines..

 

 

 

 

Can we just stop trying to justifying this a as the new Crux cyclocross bike and fucking call it what it really is…Elite level level gravel bike….

 

Plot twist….we don’t care about anything about what happened in Kansas