- Keep your bike clean. Always
- Keep your helmet cleaner
- No ankle Sox
- Silly socks? Sure if your win ratio is over 94% , your threshold wattage is 350 n or if your in the first year of pedaling your bike
- Since we are on sock rant. 1 season max especially for the cheap stuff, maybe a tad longer on the good stuff, depending on you launder them
- No Sox..eewwww
- Handlebar tape I’ll lighten up on the 4 month rule, 6 at max
- And if that shit started to unravel, fix it. Immediately
- Cycling caps sure, but only in a isolated safe area
- Form fit jerseys that are now baggy due to use..throw them away. It looks awful
- At least, make sure the jersey compliments the shorts
- Saddle bag appropriately sized to the bike itself
- Cycling specific eyewear, only on the bike or the podium
- If your going to carry two water bottles on a 90 minute ride, be sure you empty them before you finish
- No current UCI team wear. Your not Jonas, or anyone else other than that guy getting in everyone’s way doing a silly track stand in the middle of an intersection pissing everyone off.
- Oh. Track standing of course if your good and hardly move. If not unclip your right foot and place firmly on the curb.
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Friday, July 03, 2026
- Ranch dressing
- Hand guns
- Supercross
- Dollar Stores
- Sliders
- 2/3 dumb ass kids
- Divorce
- Second marriage
- Third marriage
- Power boats
- Child Support
- Alimony
- Credit Card debt
- Assault rifle
- Assault charges
- Disney Cruises
- NRA
- Second cars
- Little League
- WWE
- RedBud
- Twerking
- A corvette
- Costco
- Lip injections
- Breast implants
- Conspiracy theories
- Hate
- Racism
- Beards
- supporting your grown ass kids
- Keeping up with the latest trends
- Vaping
- Religion
- White privileged
- Family money
- Vacation home
- Ted Nugent
- Kid Rock
- Car shows in dollar store parking lots
- Eating out at least three times a week
- Trampoline
- Designer dogs
- Trendy dogs
- Multiple dogs
- Cat houses
- Doritos
- Chucky Cheese
- Pizza night
- Phart bikes
- Superbowl
- Bay Watch
- World Series
- March Madness
- Vacations in third world countries
- Man caves
- Softball league
- Soccer Sunday
- Road rage
- Bar stool racing
- Cage fights
- Dog fights
- Spoiled kids
- School shooters
- Seasonal Depression
- Halloween
- All year…see above
- Buckys
- Thanksgiving
- Taco Bell
- Race car track world championships
- Corn nuts
- Booty boot camp
- Toy haulers
- Side by Sides
- E-bikes..
- Overdrawn
- Overdraft
- Bill Fartndale
- Free refills
- Solo plastic cups
- Root Beer
- Yellow School buses
- Eating Fast
- Girl Scout cookie
- Hollywood
- Fireworks
- The Indy 500
- Gangster Rap
- Demolition derbys
- County Fair
- The Black Ace
- Racoons
- Crit racing
- White Power
- Black Pride
- Bob Evans
- Harley Davidson
- Adult kickball
- White claws
- Stadium Cheese
- Cardio drumming
- Paying for health care
- Budweiser
- Golden retrievers
- Doodles of all sorts
- Tanning
- Felons in power
- The motor city
- MAGA
- home phone lines
- Margarine
- Elvis Presley
- Brad
- Dicks Sporting goods
- Cody
- Katy
- Carl
- Mikey
- Scott
- Dillon
- Brandon
- Spaghetti Os
- Corey
- Mustangs
- Camaro
- Dream cruise
- The Doors
- Kid Rock…
- Yuck..did I say that
- Wal Mart
- Yellowstone
- Apple Pie
- Glamour Shots
- Corrupt
- The Epstein files
- Insider trading
- Kim Kardashin
- Leadville 100
- Bettonville
- Alcatraz
- KISS
- Bob Hope
- Six Flags
- Top Gun
- Jaws
- Hockey Town
- Chitown
- Star Wars
- Bells beer
- John Wayne
- John Wayne Gace
- Monday night football
- Fat Rippers
- Daytona 500
- Moots
- Big beautiful bill
- Rocky
- Cedar Point
- Whitney Houston
- Ted Bundy
- Bill Clinton
- Black Flag
- Right to Bear Arms
- Don’t tread on me
- Guys named Gary
- Your sister Karen
- Popsicles
- F150s
- Twinkies
- Barry Roubiax
- Kids named Cody
- Charlie Kirk
- Kohls
- Ray Dybowski
- Three car garages
- Pole barns
- Free kittens
- Fried Candy bars
- All night party stores
- Yellowstone
- The Boston Marathon
- Five easy payments
- Rent to own
- Fudgies
- Trolls
- Ram tough
- Driving drunk
- House of Dank
- Aspen
- ICEMAN COMETH
- garage sale
- Waffle House
- USA cycling
- Mud wrestling
- Pam Anderson
- Motley Crew
- Mount Rushmore
- Chili Cheese Pizza
- Golf carts
- Medicaid
- Sweet home Alabama
- Old time rock n roll
- Joberon
- First time home owner
- Silverado
- Swing Shift
- The Donner party
- Swiftys
- Eagle Scout
- The March on Washington
- 1957 Chevy
- Peanut Butter n jelly
- College rivals
- Sammy Hagar
- Prince
- Hot Wheels
- Overpriced hamburgers
- Bounce houses
- The Village’s
- Mylie Cyress
- Surf City
- Charles Manson
- Rob Selle
- The Dukes of Hazzard
- The Michiganscene
- Class reunions
- Martin Luther King
- Mr T
- The Beach Boys
- Lynyrd Skynyrd
- The Statue of Liberty
- Shake n Bake
- Dog town
- Graceland
- Grandma n Grandpa
- Big Gulps
- Replica of the original
- Homie Hook ups
- The Pro Deal
- Deep Discounts
- Baskin Robins
- Dan Shamburger
- 9/11
- Chicken fingers and fries
- Country divided
- Old Navy
- Sausage gravy
- Happy meals
- Hemmeroids
- Pumpkin Spice
- The 5 hour energy shit
- Arnold Palmer Ice T
- Ozempic
- Edibles
God bless America…
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