He’s a mama‘s boy

 

 

 

 

Don't say 'maybe' if you want to say 'no'.

 

Your fifteen minutes of fame just ran out….

 

Your wife’s Facebook account…

 

 

 

Today’s mood….avoiding shit heads….

 

 

Yep…Dybo would be proud…at least it’s in the grass..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Waiting at railroad crossing, 4 days, 19 hrs and 27 minutes 

2. Standing in line behind someone at the local Gas station while they decide what scratch off tickets will change their life. 1 day 16 hours 12 minutes 

3. Being asked to pull over into spot number 2 or 3 while your number 2 meal is being prepared. 23 hours 8 minutes 

4. Cedar Point or any amusement park ride. 12 days, 14 hours, 12 minutes 

5. Traffic Jams/ traffic lights  59 days, 6 hours 22 minutes 

6. Porta John’s , 4 hours 10 minutes, obviously slightly longer if you have done ever edition of Barry Roubiax 

7. Listening to someone poorly explain the last movie they watched, 6 hours 6 minutes 

8. The average self checkout line, 23 hours 12 minutes 

9. Waiting for your food at some of overpriced hamburger restaurants, 3 hours 21 minutes

10. Letting your pizza rolls cool off  35 days, 14 hours 54 minutes 

11. All your social media accounts, 9 days, 21 hours 37 minutes

12. Standing in line at Starbucks or coffee shop,  2 days 12 hours, 16 minutes 

13. Doing service work for free ( bike shop employees only) 9 days, 21 hours, 18 minutes 

14. Any conversation with ignorant assholes, 19 days, 23 hours 52 minutes 

15. Reading any Friday 15 on this blog 6 minutes.

The time spent wasted in your that you will be reminded when you cross over the rainbow bridge 

 

 

When you have sat in for the past 75 minutes and then jump your group 120 meters from the line to snag 132 overall 

 

 

ICEMAN 2025

 

 

 

When you here someone talking about some race for the umpteenth time ..they barely finished…

 

This blog is dumb and completely a waste of time…..