1.assembling anything in a hurry
2.driving drunk
3.too much embro near the crotch region
4.two year old Dugasts
5.going through the history of your Boss's pc
6.Evil-bay Chinese carbon fiber parts
7.referring to riding as training
8.spitting on hot light bulbs..see below
9.happy hour ..see #1
10.relationships without arguments...see above
11.over 30 psi in any cyclocross tubie
12.worn out brake pads on anything
13.lurking social media
14.going anaerobic 10 min into anything over 4hrs..see #7
15.dancing up to the opposite sex..see #9

recipes for disaster