Dudes n Bro and how it works

score yourself accordingly...

each one that applies to yourself is worth one point 

1-5 points 

Normal average every day Dude

you have been known to fist pump, but dont announce it.

you occasionally tune to sports center

used a beer coozie in the past 12 months

own and have worn a polo shirt in the past twelve months

Own a truck American made of course 

5-10 points

Everyone knows at least one of these Dudes

closet racist

have a spot in your  house where you hide from the.."wife"

would rather eat at sports bar and be served by women in bikini tops than eat at Hardees

you go out for beers or make it a point to meet up with the dudes once a month

and of course Bitch about your spouse

10-25 points 

Ok this that dude that now is borderline on the Bro side..closely moving towards the douche-bag world 

25 and above...
You use the N word
Play golf at least once or twice a year
own Oakleys or have some pair that has the Oakley logo
Cat call women or gawk
have an alternative name to play on any number dating aps
hair shame women for not waxing
have tatoos
own at least one pair of white shoes
and probably have a pair Jorts in the rotation

1,they play golf

2.go out for beers after work

3.drink anything

4.fist pump

5.like cigars

6.watch sport center

7.wear boat shoes

8.only with no show socks

9.prefer shaved pussys

10.like tinder or any other flirty dating aps

11.flat billed ball caps

12.or there favorite american league baseball team hat on reverse

13.cat call women....under there breath

14.Frat tats

15.own hand guns

16.wear Vineyard vine shirts

17.wear polo shirts

18.play golf and are usually mediocre at it

19.wear golf pants when there not golfing

20.wear jeans when there not wearing golf pants.

21 high fives

22.known to slap each other with towels

23.get giddy or often aggressive after two beers

24.use beer coozies

25.wear nike belts

26.set up pop up tents at sporting events or in rivers

27.have a body fat of 26%

28.have a basement or garage with a flat screen and carpet rolled out  and call it a man cave

29.scream obnoxiously at sports whether on TV or in person

30.wear white tennis shoes after age 50.

30. wear Oakleys

31. usually on the back of there heads

32. or there neck

33.enjoy BBQs in which they cook

34.Prefer restaurants where they are served by waitress in bikini tops

35.Bitch about there wives while eye fucking any waitress thats serving them

36.drive golf carts in subdivisions

37.have thick necks

38 permanently red faces

39 talk about high school or high school sports

40.Drive trucks most commonly american made trucks

41. never haul anything in them

42. typically support Trump

43. closet racists

44.but say there not

45.wear jerseys on game day

46. wear Khaki shorts on those days there not wearing golf pants..or jeans..

47.Get tribal tattoos after 30

48.refer to there spouses as wifey, but call them the old lady after a few beers

49.play on tinder

50.stand on the sidelines instead of sitting in the bleachers when there kids are playing sports

51. have tried all the trendy facial hair things