hessian

 An unclean individual who attempts to portray himself as hypermasculine. 

Predominant in 1980s U.S.A. Common traits include dirty mullet hairstyle, pathetic facial hair, tight fitting acid-washed jeans, black vintage metal tee (cut-off sleeves optional), and "ticking-timebomb" demeanor. 

Hobbies include stealing bikes, 

metal, and whoopin' ass.