1. Metallica…biggest sellouts ever yuck.

2. Nazi punks…fuck off

3. Sea food…I got my reasons 

4. Any big dumb ridiculous pick up truck…just stupid…

5. Hate…enough of that every place else..

6. Spousal Abuse…who does that shit

7. Animal abuse…do it and die

8. Energy drinks…man drink coffee you wimp

9. Tighty whiteys…not good for your man parts

10. Half wheelers …solved that problem..

11. Taking phone calls from assholes…let that shit go to voicemail 

12. Tom Petty…briefly for a moment 

13. Playboy magazine…see above 

14. Wresting bitch face…don’t try to hide it…go away…

15. Tim Hortons, everything on the menu including the coffee is tasteless 

16. Giving publicity to non deserving people 

Not up in here