Monday, January 08, 2024



100. Events get added to the gravel scene on a bi-weekly basis

99.  By mid March the only thing roadies have to look forward to for a season is race car tracks

98. Weiner dogs have now replaced doodles as the fashionable must to be scene with pooch 

97. Thanks Alexey, I think people got tired of trying carry doodles on there back and go no handed waving to Rob!

96. Uberti leaves the scene, dam didn’t even know he left..

95. Former free ride Mcbride does to…dammit twice didn’t know he left either..

94. DTE is not only the hottest spot for newbie mountain bikers but rumor has it one can find romance there as well.

93. SIMONSTER gets a new whip late in the 2023 season

92. Each week TMS reminds us with old worn out sceners what the end of the world looks like

91. Base Media drops the angry red kit for a softer more friendly green hue.

90. Kaitlyn Armstrong briefly escapes custody for the crime of the most gravel thing ever.

89. Joberon is everywhere 

88. More dudes leave there cycling shoes home at a race than ever before 

87. The resale value of most things cycling are about the same worth as Beanie Babies 

86. Terry Ritter continues to lurk around the scene

85. The Maumee Valley Wheelmen love doing that brifter thing that the UCI hates 

84. A newer condensed Cyclocross series premiers in September, to the normal 100 or so attendees 

83. Bryce Natter arrives and puts it to the Turbo boys at the Meltdown Man in miserable conditions 

82. Specialized finally pulls the plug on there Phart bike line

81. Corey Stange continues to wear that helmet from 2016.

80. The value of Wahoo trainers dropped sharply by mid summer

79. Jer Walker attended at on a average 2 death metal shows a week 

78. This just in…who the first Waterford worlds race in 2022?

77. The Black Ace was spotted riding around Roeville doing the hap hazard Cone Azalia something or nother 

76. Ron Stack found what bike karma was at the Crank Cross

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