100. Events get added to the gravel scene on a bi-weekly basis
99. By mid March the only thing roadies have to look forward to for a season is race car tracks
98. Weiner dogs have now replaced doodles as the fashionable must to be scene with pooch
97. Thanks Alexey, I think people got tired of trying carry doodles on there back and go no handed waving to Rob!
96. Uberti leaves the scene, dam didn’t even know he left..
95. Former free ride Mcbride does to…dammit twice didn’t know he left either..
94. DTE is not only the hottest spot for newbie mountain bikers but rumor has it one can find romance there as well.
93. SIMONSTER gets a new whip late in the 2023 season
92. Each week TMS reminds us with old worn out sceners what the end of the world looks like
91. Base Media drops the angry red kit for a softer more friendly green hue.
90. Kaitlyn Armstrong briefly escapes custody for the crime of the most gravel thing ever.
89. Joberon is everywhere
88. More dudes leave there cycling shoes home at a race than ever before
87. The resale value of most things cycling are about the same worth as Beanie Babies
86. Terry Ritter continues to lurk around the scene
85. The Maumee Valley Wheelmen love doing that brifter thing that the UCI hates
84. A newer condensed Cyclocross series premiers in September, to the normal 100 or so attendees
83. Bryce Natter arrives and puts it to the Turbo boys at the Meltdown Man in miserable conditions
82. Specialized finally pulls the plug on there Phart bike line
81. Corey Stange continues to wear that helmet from 2016.
80. The value of Wahoo trainers dropped sharply by mid summer
79. Jer Walker attended at on a average 2 death metal shows a week
78. This just in…who the first Waterford worlds race in 2022?
77. The Black Ace was spotted riding around Roeville doing the hap hazard Cone Azalia something or nother
76. Ron Stack found what bike karma was at the Crank Cross
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