1. Taking 10 cent returnables back 

2. Talking to Dave Nadinger 

3. Trying to reason with a half wheeler 

4. Self checkout lanes at any big grocery store on a Friday at 5:25 pm

5. Standing in line at the Shell station while someone is trying to decide what winning lottery number there gonna play 

6. When you hydrate too much

7. Owning any form of Power Meter, and never testing 

8. Paying full price for any Zipp components, unless your doctor, dentist or lawyer 

9. The McDonalds single cheeseburger, buy the double you cheapskate 

10. USA cycling license, juniors and or if you live in an area full of USA creditable events exempt 

11. Seeing any concert no matter who they are at a big arena, you spend more time watching a the big screens..dumb

12. Android phones 

13. Trying to get in and out of Meijers in less than 15 minutes 

14. Trying to come up with a Friday fifteen 

15. Visiting this shitty blog

Waste of Time n Money