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1. Always run your brake levers a tad loose on your mountain bike so when you eat shit, they will move instead of breaking.
2. If your a roadie who likes to ride every day, change your routes so you don’t become so programmed you do not pay attention and end up getting creamed by a motorist.
3. Your wattage numbers mean nothing if your a meathead
4. Wrest as hard as you train
5. Every good gear adjustment should start with checking your derailleur alignment properly
6. Your only as good as your last race.
7.If you are a chronic masturbator, or you masturbate more than three times, a week its a good idea to switch hands every other day to avoid hand burn out.
8. Never. Ever put Ketchup on a hotdog
9. Measure twice…eerrr three times cut once.
10. It’s quite rare for any amateur cyclist to overstrain, but more likely they train poorly
11. Listen more than you speak
12. Never trust anyone that doesn’t like animals
13. If your a Trump supporter….please..please..please …leave
14. Running the nose of your saddle slightly up, or slightly down is a sign of a poor fit, or lack of one testical
15. This shitty blog gets an average of 4k hits a day since mid July most of them coming from Singapore
Thursday, September 28, 2023
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