Sunday, February 28, 2021

Thirsty and miserable

 


Was I butt hurt".....No? ..but I may have been a tad thirsty..u all don’t think I know TMS isn’t the same old TMS it used to be...But before I go and waste your Sunday night with my middle finger composed lousy grammar post..I gotta ask you a question?

Are you the same dude or dudette you were twelve gol darn years ago? Is your waist line the same? Your hair line the same, your bank account, your marital status..your wattage at threshold? You riding the same bike? Living in the same crib? 

Yea, whatver folks can throw hate all they want, I ain’t as butt hurt as I thought, I guess I just thought the scene matured beyond the opening up there holes to throw negative regards into a place creating, and evolving..I told you all time and time again I’m T and hate TMS, but for some aged awful reason like yourself, T keeps coming back..

Lemme ask you another couple questions...when is the last time you created something? I’m not talking to each and everyone one of you, just the snake that hates..ain’t nobody twisting no ones arm to stop by TMS, take some tender heart thoughtfulbadvice from this worn out old mule play it like covid stay the fuck at home...I’ll justify my Friday 15 post..right here...I did what I did cuz I got full on respect for the person that answered my questions..and because it ain’t just my scene, it’s there scene as well.. ..

Don’t come here anymore, man dude..I don’t visit places or hang with folks that mess with my good tones, and from one human to another neither should you. And to anyone else that has Ts back it’s cool u got me, we all need someone to lean on, and I ain’t to sure who compares TMS hate to a racist, animal abusing Cretan ..but whatver..just like all the haters your free to your beliefs and opinions., and they may not be the beliefs of the many writers, and contributors of TMS.

Sooooo, that all being said. TMS has changed, and will continue to change, just like your wattage at Threshold, and or the bags under your eyes will do. And because T and the team can’t stop creating, the blog will continue to push forward to destinations unknown. You all can be as poopy as you want. You can show up, or not, cuz in the end it’s really about just evolution..T really don’t care, other wise you would of scene some bullshit as sense popping up on here trying to make a few extra bucks.

Create not hate..

With always love n respect 

T









 

Saturday, February 27, 2021


 


 “Not all monsters die, some are doomed to live.”

Friday, February 26, 2021


 remember anger is the path to the dark side....


 



 

TRUE GRIT....


 


 





  1. Company's bail on phart bikes
  2. Yup
  3. Everyone wants a phart bike
  4. Nope
  5. Everyone is Zwiftin
  6. A lot, but not everyone
  7. Who is everyone?
  8. Good question
  9. Big winter base miles
  10.  50/50
  11. Why no racing until June
  12. Lame MBRA and Covid
  13. Waterford worlds bro
  14. Uh huh
  15. The Grayling Giant is on Co-Factory Giant
  16. Good on him!
  17. But huh, i thought he was a Base Media guy
  18. Good on him!
  19. What exactly is the meaning behind your Strava name?
  20. It's my actual name
  21. The whole world is a lie.
  22. Nah, that's mostly just the Republican parts
  23. They say rich parents are not a factor in a young athletes success rate
  24. Depends on the sport
  25. But who is they?
  26. See #4
  27. Instagram chick follower, NO i dont want to follow your hot friend
  28. Porn is free
  29. sends friend requests
  30. Isn't on social media
  31. Can you really use an Aero up while Zwift racing?
  32. Rarely permitted
  33. Thats ok, its like allowing everyone to dope!
  34. Who cares?

Wednesday, February 24, 2021

Cant buy me love..

 


Is it true?

They say....... money can buy just about anything?

Because this is TMS and has always been yo go to for pinioned poorly written junk, T thought what the shit why the hell not been awhile since he put his old grey matter to the test..

There has been a long goin debate around the T circle bout money..

yea go figure right? ..the root of all evil. Buys things, people..love..can be used to end lives, and pretty much is the main reason most Americans at least get up everyday...But a loyal Scener brought the light out of the dark..and was quickly to state..

T: Money is not a factor in the success of an athlete ..and to be fair in  certain disciples..

but lets use cycling as an example.

Well now he's the short version..

T: You ever see a pro cyclist make it from Trenton Michigan?

They say..:/

T: But lets not be a turd on this one..and go a tad deeper in it..

They Say: But wait! Wait just a dam minute T!

Passion!! 

T: Ok Im listening

Passion..is the driving force to anything. Sports, education, marriage..yo job

T: fair enough..

They Say: Dedication...dont forget that

T: Yes sir..dedication..that along with i may be so bold to add...discipline is just some more of that good old DNA of a cycling athlete.

Ill speed things up for ya, toss in some gold hard to get geneticist.

They Say: it helps...

T: combine all those factors together and you got a sure thing right?

They say: well not exactly

 T: oh I forgot you left out luck and of course the injury factor 

They say: insert (shaking there head )

T: Add this all up and then insert a moderately well to do family, income level well into the six figures. Now this athlete has not only the tools he/she needs to excel they have the access to finest equipment, and training aides, power-meters carbon wheels, and aero shit cost money right? I dont see the LBS handing out shit out like loli pops..oh lets not overlook the need of a possible coach and or mentor.. local races and or weeknight worlds are never a problem if Mom and Dad are busy as this athlete has his own dependable car they also now  have to ability to get out of there neighborhood to compete against other athletes. Lets face it haters, its been proven time and time again. You don't get tough beating up on the same kids. You can debate me all day long on this one..


Now with the ability to travel more, they are probably getting better, and catching the eye of potential better teams and or sponsors. Remember  barring an injury and that is if the passion is still there, and they are training the "right way"! Yes sir

T: But now lets take a kid from a lower income level, say single parent lower middle class, not completely poor, but you know the kind of family most of you do not ever even give a thought about. 


The single parent is working a solid job, collecting child support etc. There aspiring athlete is riding as much as he or she can, maybe playing high school sports, and is getting good grades. And they get a chance to hit up most of the local stuff when mom or dads job allows.. then there is the issue of  transportation and entry fees. There are other factors at home probably just like the kid with the grip, dysfunctional humans are  at every income level. This young athlete has passion, and is driven. But is lacking something, maybe guidance from a mentor. Oh and his equipment? yea he's not rolling to the line on 404s and The latest Aero-bike and sunnys costing more than the grocery's his Mom is trying to feed the fam with. No hes on an older bike nice but older, he had a nice set of Chinese carbon wheels, but a crash at local group destroyed them. maybe some shop discounts are coming in and possibly a  jersey and shorts hook up.. But Hey he's there right? Yep after maybe getting as much riding as he can and  doing all the training races he can because that is really all there is in his area..he's going against the same kid who just got back from a four day stint in Iowatucky or The Cincy 3 day UCI cross festival on Mom and Dad platinum card,  but its Friday night in Zeeland, or Saturday at Alma.

hmmm..just a slight disadvantage. But he's, got heart an he's been dedicated, oh ooops he could not make that crit  tonight. His Mom/Dad had to work over  to pay for an unexpected car repair bill...maybe next month when there is another local race. All the while the trust fund kid is packing his nap sack to head off to the Tour of Dairy lands or some other week long week of racing. No worries cuz the kid from the middle income family can always hit up the next in state crit, but its probably on a Saturday, and he has a job at a bike shop and no one gets Saturdays off at a bike shop. But there is always a meet up with the Wednesday night old fart group ride. Its the same thing right? sure is..

Sure there is always an exception to the rule.  This is true. But lets be realistic if we shall. Money opens doors to alot things and when we have it unless we have been without it we really can not relate with those that often are struggling, 

We can say we do. 

We all can but its not the same.

With all that being bantered. Lets not kid ourselves, all the grip from over indulging parents doesn't always equal success. Pumping a ton of money into something with not all the pieces doesn't make a master piece..

Be thankful for what you got


do yourself a favor..

take a listen

https://zwiftcoaching.podbean.com/e/episode-63-justin-williams-the-hood-to-rock-racing-part-1/





 


 It should’ve been Lars....


 

Tuesday, February 23, 2021

The Way We Were


You can't touch this

You can't touch this

You can't touch this

You can't touch this

My, my, my, my

(You can't touch this)

Music hits me so hard

Makes me say "Oh, my Lord

Thank you for blessing me

With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet"

It feels good when you know you're down

A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown

And I'm known as such

And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

I told you, homeboy

You can't touch this

Yeah, that's how we livin', and ya know

You can't touch this

Look in my eyes, man

You can't touch this

Yo, let me bust the funky Iyrics

You can't touch this

Fresh new kicks and pants

You got it like that

Now you know you wanna dance

So, move outta your seat

And get a fly girl

And catch this beat

While it's rolling

Hold on

Pump a little bit and let 'em know…

 


 When Men don't masturbate for seven days there testosterone  levels increase by 45.7%

Monday, February 22, 2021

Sniffin Glue

 JMC BMX Frame and FORKS

JMC BMX Frame and FORKS. Serial number is JMC22 81. Rare Black Shadow Oval downtube and matching forks. In amazing condition. Message me for additional photos or any questions.

Starting bid:

US $6,000.00




The human body is an amazing thing..

the ability to sniff enough glue and still be able posses natural body functions is just another mystery of life..

 


Just once in my life I want to throw a Molotov Cocktail

Friday, February 19, 2021


 

TRUE GRIT....


 

  1. Company's bail on phart bikes
  2. Everyone wants a phart bike
  3. Everyone is Zwiftin
  4. Who is everyone?
  5. Big winter base miles
  6. Why no racing until June
  7. Waterford worlds bro
  8. The Grayling Giant is on Co-Factory Giant
  9. But huh, i thought he was a Base Media guy
  10. What exactly is the meaning behind your Strava name?
  11. The whole world is a lie.
  12. They say rich parents are not a factor in a young athletes success rate
  13. But who is they?
  14. Instagram chick follower, NO i dont want to follow your hot friend
  15. sends friend requests
  16. Can you really use an Aero up while Zwift racing?
  17. Thats ok, its like allowing everyone to dope!





Thursday, February 18, 2021


 Never become so thirsty that you drink from every cup presented to you .

That’s how you get poisoned 

 Gooooood evening Virtual humans



Yes sir lets jump right unto to hot topic. The ideas around the office have been brewing up a stinky storm for a few days, and if the fellow correspondents can make the dead line you folks just might get some new material next week.

But until then..heres a little something that I just couldn't keep from covering my nose about.


That ever loving virtual playground, call it a Covid induced trance, but seems like everyone is riding on some other world. They say the numbers don't lie..at least that's what the Black Ace used to say to his soldiers.



But what we have found in the now overwhelming virtual world. The numbers do in fact lie..soo much soo that even the cleanest humans in the natural way are   getting stinky!!

Can you believe it. people actually lie on the internet?

And i am aghast to find out people actually lie on Zwift?



This screenshot was taken by one of the faithful internet stalkers of TMS to use an example. Not to expose but just to see what's going out there.

Athlete profile




  • Age 55
  • Height 5.8
  • weight 200 pounds, (pretty sure he is gilding the lily on this one)
  • cycling back ground approximately 2500 miles slogged last year
  • average six month weekly hrs 4-5 
After further lurking deeper into this users Strava Zwift files, He is believed to able to hold 420+ watts at any given time for over 1 hour..He along with a few more Virtual Athletes seem to be putting out numbers greater than even the hottest of the Miscene Hotshoes...



I dunno...i maybe way off and this fella is doing it right...
but until now Im putting this guy in the 



file..