Thursday, January 21, 2010

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

New product announcement

I know y'all asking yourself whats this Fool T doin back so soon. Well I ain't here to talk shop, rather I'm here to talk product, You it owe to yourself to keep your eyes peeled for some of my new grip that's hittin the store shelves in the months to come. Its quality merchandise that can be had at finer retail establishments around the metro Midwest area.
Next time your out and about watch for items like this Handy key chain flash light, this shit comes in handy when fumbling for stuff late at night when your eyes ain't adjusted like some of those evil suckers who are used to Rollin around in dimly lit areas. Its inexpensive enough, made from some kind of durable plastic material included is 1 MRT Power battery tougher than any of the outdated stuff hanging next to it....and its use full for every member of the family
Thanks and stay tuned for more quality shit from Me T.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Tuesday, January 12, 2010









Michigan racers Kacey Manderfield and Theresa Cliff-Ryan are currently SMACK in the MIDDLE of racing the Rotterdam 6-day track race, in Rotterdam, Netherlands.

Both Theresa and Kacey are originally members of the Wolverine Sports Club. Kacey is a member of the Wolverine Sports Club and got her start in racing at the International Velodrome at Bloomer Park in Rochester, Michigan and was originally coached by Dale Hughes.

Here's a dutch article on the pair:
http://bf-one.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=1099:kacey-manderfield&catid=65:column-van-&Itemid=96

Read below the press release and Kacey's report from the first couple of days:

PRESS RELEASE

January 3, 2010
Contact: kacey manderfield
Email: Ka.manderfield@gmail.com

ROTTERDAM READY !!!!

Michigan natives and Madison duo Theresa Cliff-Ryan and Kacey Manderfield will be the only US pairing taking on the predominantly European field of racers at the Rotterdam 6 Day – January 7-12, 2010. With roots in the Midwest they are sure to be ready for the winter weather in the Netherlands, but the focus targets what they will do on the wood boards of the indoor Velodrome.

One of Cliff-Ryan’s first Madison races was done with Manderfield on the Velodrome at BloomerPark in Rochester Hills, Michigan. Since, they have ridden together both on the Michigan track and also at the ValleyPreferredCycling Center in Trexlertown, Pennsylvania. With the addition of being teammates on the Verducci/Breakaway road squad for two years, the pair has a good feel for racing together. Cliff-Ryan is quick to joke with Manderfield; “Even with the difference in height we really work well together in the Madison,” and Manderfield will smile with agreement; “I think we make a solid Madison team.”

Manderfield, one of the more experienced female riders in the 'madison' has spent a large portion of this winter preparing for Rotterdam, in Los Angeles, and is excited about racing Holland's premier Six Day. Meanwhile, Cliff-Ryan has been busy producing some World Cup results with a podium for Bronze in the Scratch Race at the Melbourne World Cup, in Australia.

Verducci/Breakaway is the Philadelphia based sponsor who will be supporting the team for the event. After securing a team slot for Rotterdam, Verducci contacted Manderfield with a request to re-unite with Cliff-Ryan. Manderfield was;

“Thrilled with the opportunity to ride a 6 Day and excited to ride with Theresa.” The pair will ride Verducci/Breakaway shorts and a stars and stripes themed jersey provided by Dutch Sponsors, Media Markt.

To follow the Rotterdam 6 Day some links have been listed below for your
use. Manderfield will also make an effort to keep little updates coming through her Twitter account – kmanderz

Links:

Rotterdam site – video

http://www.zesdaagserotterdam.nl/

Rotterdam site – program (in German)
http://www.zesdaagserotterdam.nl/index.cfm?site_id=10

CyclingNews:
http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/6-daagse-van-rotterdam-6d2




PRE-RACE BUILD UP!!!

An Account of Rotterdam 6 Day 2010...

After only a few days spent at 'home' in Pennsylvania it was time to pack the bags once again. Off to the Netherlands to race at the Rotterdam 6 Day! The new PARLEE track bike was packed into a normal looking suitcase with one of the race wheels and then it was just the wheel case and a backpack to hit the road with. Hats off to Alitalia Airline who is still allowing two checked bags free for international flights – first time in a long time getting through with no bag charges. Everything was running smoothly until the flight out of Newark left 1hr late – with only 1:15 layover in Rome it was going to be close if even possible. Sure enough there was no way to make the connecting flight so 1hr layover quickly turned into just over 3hrs. I still have a very hard time understanding why people feel the need to run, rush, push and shove to get in line for boarding a plane with assigned seats – hurry! hurry! be the first one to clam your tiny seat and squeeze into the medal tube – just so hard to understand. Although it can be rather entertaining watching a bunch of Italians scramble around.

All considered the landing in Amsterdam was smooth and all my luggage came through. The blackberry SIM card was being rejected, which resulted in paying 3euros for 15minutes of net access to obtain phone numbers and then experimenting with the pay phones – all instructions in Dutch! Lucky the contact in Amsterdam turned out to be a very nice American, John, from Ohio. He
obviously spoke very true English and it took a whopping 30-45 seconds on the phone before we were joking around. John is part of management at the Amsterdam velodrome and he kindly picked me up and took me straight to the track in time to make evening open riding session.

Open Riding Session: The Amsterdam track is an indoor 225meter wood track. Without exaggeration there were easily 50+ riders on the track at any given time, ranging from around 9 years old to those in their 50's. At first this atmosphere caused a bit of anxiety in my gut as this same set up in the States would be a sure recipe for disaster. However, it was soon clear everyone was completely comfortable and moved in a smooth fluid manner – only seen from those who have spent a lot of time on and around bikes. It served as a clear reminder of the cultural difference seen in the Netherlands as compared to the States. Everyone here rides a bike just to get around on a daily basis. There are bike paths everywhere and it does not matter if it is below zero degrees Celsius – they just put on layers and pedal their bike!

The New PARLEE: Is amazing! The bike is so nimble and responsive it took me a few laps to adjust to that feeling – realizing my previous bike was more of a 'tank' than originally thought. I'm very happy with it and can not wait to get its first race under the belt!

Following track session John drove Dean Tracy (fellow American here to compete in the sprints) and myself to the race hotel in Rotterdam. Another new friend, Charlotte, came with us too as she will be one of the drivers for the events and she needed to pick up her vehicle from the Ahoy Velodrome (Rotterdam 6 Day event venue). We all stopped at the Ahoy Velodrome and got to meet some of the race staff and take a peek at the velodrome – the infield pieces still be constructed and the velodrome being painted with sponsor names and logos. The network of lighting rigs hanging from the ceiling are impressive and the massive disco ball in the middle is a sure sign of the party atmosphere soon to come! Leaving with even more anticipation of what is to come it was time to go get settled at the hotel and get a much needed and desired shower after more than 24 hours of travel and a short ride at the velodrome.

The next day came quickly (one day till racing) and the morning is consumed with the organization of the 'bag dump' from the previous night, breakfast, roller session to spin the legs, some yoga, organizing logistical issues and little down time before Theresa Cliff-Ryan (my 6 Day partner) and Phil (our event manager) arrive. A travel delay worth noting – Phil had a lady pass out in the middle of their flight and then a cat got loose once they had landed and the airline would not allow anyone off the plane until the cat was captured! What a story! In any case it was not going to be time conducive for us to make the Amsterdam afternoon training time, which was a blessing as we later learned Amsterdam had a winter wonderland evening and Charlotte – a local – reported her 12mile drive home from work taking over 3 hours!

Currently we are settled at the hotel and it is time to head out the door to the races! This is gonna rock!

Best,

kacey

yea, we stole this, so what? KACEY N co. FUCKIN ROCKS!!!!!!






thanks MBRA!

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

REVISED REVISED REVISEDes you reach a point in your life, a cross road, a intersection, or exit ramp.... when you got to ask yourself why? Why I'm I here, why do I do this, why do i like this, or that. WHY WHY WHY? etc... its enough if you think too much about it will drive you mad. Or maybe its just us...some people never ask themselves anything, they just assume its what shall, will be. Maybe its just TMS but this past month and the upcoming couple, always puts us into a introspective mind set, about ourselves and our scene. some of these questions come to our mind while others we hear from friends and strangers. some make sense and some dont.....feel free to throw your 2 cents in or not.

why is 2 company and 3 is a crowd, that is unless your in bed?

why do people limit themselves?

why does it take so long to build fitness, and so quick to lose it?

why are so many people so disrespectfull ?

why cant people be themselves, and stop fronting?

why does tms keep floggin this post?

why do some put limits on there riding?

why do some do the same shit day in, day out?

why do people insist in changing other people?

why do some people require so much work?

why are some people unreachable?

why do people drop excuses at the start line?

why doesnt TMS put other sceners in its blog role?

why did tms change the name of the blog title last year?

why did TMS have a month last year with nothing but Black people as its images?

why im i addicted to soo many things?

Why is everything soo expensive?

why cant i handle the cold weather?

why are some people more arrogant than confident?

why do some riders clothing have to match?

why cant i hold a straight line?

why does everything have to be soo complicated?

why are some people stuck in a certain time period of there life?

why do some people lack discipline?

why do i hear voices in my head?

why im I quick to start and slow to finish?

why do I crash all the time?

why are some people so complex?

why im i tough to love, but easy to hate?

why im I easly missed?

why do some people get good, only to quit?

why dont MTB'ers wear skinsuits?

why can mtb'er race in sleeveless jerseys, but roadies cant?

why do riders ride half wheel?

why im slow to start, but quick to finish?

why do we need greater travel suspension forks every year?

why do some people lack personality?

why are some cycling clubs friendlier than others?

why cant you argue with some people?

why do some people only stay on the cycling bandwagon for a short time?

why don't many people have a sense of humor?

why cant i pull the right plugs?

why do some perfer to ride alone?

why do some riders have more arrogance than skill?

why are some humans constantly giving advice?

why cant people learn to shut there mouth more often?

why do some people question everything i do?

why are some people so simple minded?

why are people always searching for answers?

Why cant i get faster?

why don't bike shops support the race scene more?

why did TMS stop doing interviews?

why do people ride fixies?

why is Queen Anne so HOT?

why are people so unhappy?

why cant i stop eating?

why do we have the same cross venues year in year out?

why did the MTB race turnouts drop?

why cant i get may ass out of bed?

why cant i sprint?

why do people sandbag?

why cant there be more road races?

why do i kick myself in the teeth all the time

why cant we get another course like TDL?

why cant anyone beat WIZ?

why is Jeff Weinert Nick named the LIL PONY?

why cant i stop playing War Craft?

why cant I hold form from AAVC through labor day?

why doesn't tailwind do Paul Bunyan races any longer?

why didn't we see Don DC Cameron last fall?

why did Foshag stop racing cross?

why does the State Time Trial always have to be at Hines park?

why cant i get the hook up at my local shop?

why do i continue to take peoples shit ?

why does Steve Balogh wear arm guards?

why are some people just plain assholes 24/7?

why do many racers have overblown ego's

why did tailwind build those big Orange steps?

why do i gossip?

why Does Jon Card wear those pearls?

why does robert herriam have so many bikes?

why Cant tailwind and Kisscross get on the same page ?

why isn't there any younger riders coming into the scene?

why cant you bunny hop the barriers in Michigan cross?

why are tubular tires so expensive?

why is everyone talking about 29er mountain bikes?

why does Jon Card wear those silly glasses?

why are there so many Bissell riders?

why do i do the things i do?

why do some riders change teams every year?

why cant i get motivated?

why dont have more MTB races like ORE to SHORE?

why aren't there more time trials?

why does everyone have some form of addiction?

why cant live on junk food?

why isn't pot legal?

why do i need sleep?

why cant i live on beer and wine?

why cant i get my kids to ride bikes?

why cant i climb?

why cant I train more?

why do i have homosexual friends?

why do i complain all the time?

why did Racheal Steele stop racing?

why dont people like MR T?

why don't we have more stage races in Michigan?

why do all the roads suck in Michigan?

why do i make so many fucking mistakes?

why don't more people race cross?

why doesn't Tailwind pay out for the masters?

why is the MMBA board so judgemental?

why doesn't Bells beer sponsor a road team?

why hasn't Mike simonson ever won a tailwind cross race?

why does Simon Bailey run flat bars on a cross bike?

why doesn't Specialized promote road racing in Michigan?

why do my knees hurt?

why do we not have a state wide MTb series?

why is tms anon?

why do we not have UCI cross race in Michigan any longer?

why is racing at Waterford hill so important?

why is does someone reply DOPAGE on tms, for every post?

why don't they race on Thursday nights in Windsor any longer?

why do the Wolverines change there clothing colors every year?

why cant i ride in muddy conditions?

why do they only pay 3 deep at the time trials?

why do people like to be lied to?

why im a lousy crit racer?

why did Bikesport close?

why do some guys only do club races?

why don't any of the Saturn of Toledo riders race any longer?

why do i make excuses all the time?

why do i lie to strangers?

why do they call Rob Foshag The Evil Dude?

why don't we have any night time crits?

why does TMS always post women with guns?

why do people twitter

why don't we have some new MTB venues

why don't people like change?

why cant people take constructive criticism?

why doe's this blog exist?

why do riders that suck still ride $7k bikes?

why does TMS do the MEAT post?

why dont we have a tour of Michigan any longer?

why didnt any of the bells beer guys race cross in 09?

why does rich stark wear orange mittens?

why do i come to this blog?

why..why ??

Monday, January 04, 2010

Saturday, January 02, 2010

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Monday, December 28, 2009

Sunday, December 27, 2009

TAO OF T

As i sit here in a halo of discontent I feel compelled to speak some final T words of his tenner at TMS, I ponder the future of what will come of TMS, as that old bastard winter begins to tighten its grip, scneres begin to hide, those few brave warriors keep it real and bust it old school outside No matter what that Mofo dishes out. wind, cold, rain, shitty roads, numb fingers and toes only add to it.some ask why? what for? Its too cold , too wet, others make excuses, I cant take the cold, or its not that hard for you... or, i just simply dont have time, some do it for internal/external glory and goals Many do it for reason other than whats at the end of the rainbow. some just dont get it. But thats ok, you shouldnt feel like you need to get everything.... you were not put upon this earth "TO GET IT".....
Others will head to what i like to refer as T's basement, that too is respectable. Its not the body parts that go numb, NO...only the mind..But that being said, we all know the body is only as strong as the mind can make it., and Building a strong mind is harder than training the body....The 3rd party will simply re lie on what they have done from year to year, simply put some don't change. they like it and thats cooll.. As we all know nothing evolves without change. Some dont like change, no matter what ever makes you tic....I understand!
I have fully enjoyed being part of TMS, for the past few years. I like to think i helped TMS evolve in a way no other Blog has, It just goes to show you the power of what is T. I only hope for 2010 tms will continue to evolve and change for good, the road is long, and its filled with pot holes of life, but without roughs spots it would be pretty boring, I mean how long can one float before they need to tread alittle.
Yes, I know i didn't win that silly poll, but to be quite frank, After i offered my services, i had second thoughts, As i said before it takes a special few to accept what have to offer. I ain't Mad, and I hold no grudges, to you as sceners, or to TMS in general, its times like this that a person begins the journey of introspective, it may to week and it may take longer, hell a Lifetime is acceptable, without guilt. I as a friend and brother will still stay in touch with you all. My 2 cents may pop up here from time to time.
I want you all to do alittle introspective these next few weeks, the Hullabaloo of the Holiday season is drawing to a close, we all will be in the trench's for awhile, some will have it only one way.. alone, others wont go without the companionship of fellow warriors. Its at times like this as individuals we need to reflect, keep an open mind. be less quick to pass judgement, and state your opinions... be thankful for what a great life we all have, you know.. getting the chance to do, and see things many don't get to. there are certain things in life that will aways be there, this week, next month, next year, were other things simply will not be.

If you have been paying attention, you'll get my drift...

be kind cuz you cant rewind
C-ya fools

T

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Friday, December 25, 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Friday, December 18, 2009

Ya'll know these other toys are nice, but you owe it to yourself to play with a real mans Action figure. you aint gonna find this at the Local Wal-Mart. It may take some huntin, but it would be dam worth it. and while your at it pick up that paper champion Balboa as well, cuz it wouldnt be right if this doll was left only to beat up that tweaker Ken.
The WIZ LTD.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Wednesday, December 16, 2009


mike seaman alter ego action doll not available in some area's

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Monday, December 14, 2009

Sunday, December 13, 2009

TAO OF T

Picture this homies. I thought I was done with this whole Miscene thing the chances of me makin a comeback at that there poll is nill, so i thought alittle end of the season celebration was in order, ya know some friends, little drink, some food, etc you get the idea. well then a gets this phone call about owin tms a few words about the The Wiz and the Aces performances out west. MAN..Ok first I was just kicking back, and i sure as as hell wasn't eat in cookies, No just because i ain't structured doesn't mean I'm lettin up.
The Black Ace proved once again what we all know, age plays no part on how a man can format a peak. 5th place in the 45-49 his best in many years The Wiz ya know with those first 2 cats Webber and Myhra showin it was gonna be a tough day at the office, I mean 2 former national champs, and dam hard men to boot.. The Wiz shouldn't feel ashamed, alittle disappointed OK. But nothing to feel bad about. when you continue to seek you will find.Those two other Rhino guys, way to go and standin tough, T gotta give credit to Mark W that cat's solid.
All the Jibber Jabber y'all forgot about the Awesome ladie Marne S, 4oth in the elite women's field is worth its weight, more so since she has just only started to scratch the surface of her potential.
T's dam proud!

I was gonna keep my trap shut about this.... but well I call em as I see em
I happend to be surfin the blog rolls and i noticed the Pony was already regrettin not BEING there ??? Gosh dam fool!! 2 weeks ago you couldnt wait for the season end??

Ya should a took me up on my open offer to come party with T and the crew.

Id love to keep hypin it but i gots some friends waitin and business to tend to.


see ya sucka's

Saturday, December 12, 2009

separated at birth

Little known fact: Wayne Cook actually portrayed Eddie Munster in the 60's Hit TV show.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

TAO OF T



YEP...Im back suck'as and im not mad at cha either...Nor im i gonna hold a grudge on the possible outcome of that poll to the left of the page. Im kinda thinking sceners are right, T all of the time? Very few, have what it takes to handle me for 8hrs let alone 24/365 But thats not why im here... im here to give a State championship report, instead of boring you with Jibber jabber and draggin it, T's gonna make it brief. and just call em Hot and Not
cool fools?

in no paticular order.

HOT.

the course. nice change indeed

the awards in a nice big heated building with red licorice...Now where gettin somewhere

Queen Ann once again.

the masters battle ROYAL. WOLVERINEs SWARM the masses

NO snow. muddy.. but hey thats cross fools

The Black Ace's jersey.. classsy, even if its a OHIO flag.

Tim Sarri. the future

The Wiz yea he went undefeated, but whatta about last year? how many Tailwins does he have in a row?

The turnout. now where getting some where
B/C's westsiders comin east thats what i like
Steve B back at the states.
Tailwind for hostin another state championship
the evil dude handin off the cup
Marne..the future
ZOE
old man of the SEA
the LITTLE PONY another year another podium
Andrew Brown stickin it out
????
NOTS..?
Thats its cats im outta here
T
be cool, and remember.... your all in this cross thing together, to make a change for 2010 you gotta be able to change.



Sunday, December 06, 2009

Thursday, December 03, 2009

cross prediction

your 32 minutes into it, and there ain't one of you who doesn't want to be somewhere else
but
its who you are
and
what you do.
LIVE FOR NOTHING
OR
WIN FOR SOMETHING.

cross prediction

Well homeboys what can T say that hasn't been said in the last few months? To say our Crosscene hasn't been interesting would be calling me ugly. 09 has scene allot, the loss's, the MIA's, the streaks, the freaks, and so to speaks. I was gonna lay down some outright flat faced predictions, but i decided...not this time. No, I think we need not have a preconceived idea of what this years state championship is gonna bring and just let it come on its own. As it looks I may not be here punching the keys this time next year. so I'm gonna let you the ones who make this place what it is. make the call on who will walk away with the titles and memorys of 09 states . I will also let you to be the ones to step forward next year with ideas, suggestions, input as well as training plans, to bring the what I feel was once a growing crosscene in the Midwest back to a former glory..... enough already with the jibber jabber, I got a WARCRAFT game to get to.... be kind fools cuz you cant rewind c-ya when its as the EYE OF GATTO would put it...

IN THE BOOKS
T

cross report

After much searchin TMS found out GG ALLIN retired.

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

cross prediction

II know what your thinking.. whats a another nigger doin with the object like the one you cant take your eyes off? and why the hell is he here on this blog talkin about cyclocross? dont he know its for white people? Well motherfucker! skin color ain't got nothing to do with a mans ability to succeed in white mans world, you see it may be like Ozzy and Harriet in your hood, but I come from south central LA and shit ain't like that! its real fucked up. But that never stopped me from get tin what i want, it don't come easy, Hard work, many hours bleedin from the eye sockets, hustling, pimp in. rollin... its all part of the game. kinda like cross...I'm here to tell you people if you want some thin bad enough you aint gettin by willin it., and diggin deeper, But you will get it by fuckin work in ass off, and being dam smart about the work you do. what I'm say in, is some of you motherfuckers should spend some time in the pen maybe a couple weeks in solitude, whether, in Joilet, San Quentin, Pelicans Bay, Jackson, or Wyoming. If you want to go to the big show, go toe to toe with a sucker no matter what size. you want to be a fly, pimp, Hustler? role in Beemer? Get a Hot ass ladie? or maybe be One of the few State Champions? its all the same

you better work for it. Bitch


Im outta here Motherfucker

ICE T

cross prediction

TMS: axel whats up? tells us what you think about the whole michigan cross state championship.

Axel: I tell you this, those homeboys are lucky i dont race a bike anymore, as I can ride as good as i fight, i would be fuckin some shit.

Tms: the rumor was you and duff could shred the single track with the best back in the day, and you also dabbled alittle in the southern cross scene. is this true?

Axel: Dam straight it was true, duff was quite a stud, He spent many long days in the saddle withat dude, whats his name, uh Dave Cullininan , And i dont mind braggin, but hung in the top 3, week after week, all the while being hung over and strung out.

Tms, amazing

Axel, yea, what can I say im fuckin rock star, and when your a rock star you have the ability to do whatever the hell you want, when you and with who you want.

Tms: ever considering coming of retirement? maybe this weekend, it might pump up our local scene with presence of a Rock star like yourself.

Axel; let me say this.... this word retirement thing gets tossed around more than a Buxom blonde hair, big titted groupie who's ass taste like french vanilla ice cream. They aint no retirement in a world of a non paying sport or job. only time away or the loss of intrest, so be carefull speaking that word to me, under stand mutherfucker? i may not be playin big arena's but I sure as hell doesnt mean i aint keepin tuned up, and ready to rock, so the next time you speak the word retirement about me ill fuckn jack your jaw.

TMS, sorry

Axel, as far as I go? why would i come out for the last race of the season?

TMS: for the money?

Axel: what fuckin money? i got enuff of that shit already bitch!

TMS; well ok, it would help our local race scene, i dont know if you noticed its takin some hits in the last 6 weeks.

Axel: i honestly dont think your world can handle a guy like me. My presence and what i tend to bring with it. you think the 150 or so that are gonna show want or can handle what i got? I mean yea it probably would add some gusto to the gig. But for how long? an afternoon? its fleeding. It needs even more than Axel Rose.



Tms: so thats a no?

Axel: dam straight


Tms: ok, were gonna throw some names out and you can answer them anyway you want. cool?

Axel: shoot.

TMS tailwind

Axel corporate

TMS elite men

Axel: Civil war

TMS November

Axel: cold rain

TMS Racheal Steele

Axel: used to love her

TMS the black ace

Axel; one in a million

TMS: springfield oaks

Axel: paradise city

TMS: Stephanie Seymore

Axe: too hot to handle, to cold to hold

TMS: Tim Saari

Axel: patience

TMS Marne Smiley

Axel: sweet child omine

TMS JB Hancock

Axel; welcome to the jungle

TMS C men

Axel: your crazy

TMS: masters 35+

Axel: its so easy

TMS Munson park

Axel: the Night train

TMS: Ann Schwartz

Axel: rocket queen

TMS: the off season

Axel what the hell is that?



TMS whew ! Thanks axel,

Axel. No problem.

cross prediction

yea motherfuckers I'm back, You thought just because the Evil dude retired i did as well, wrong, motherfucker I never miss a chance at speaking about something as pain full as this cyclocross thing, I have been up all night praying to the dark lord we get some shit ass conditions for this weekend.
TMS: OK Glenn how about masters 35+?
Glenn: fuck its been the best fucking battle all fucking season. It could go a multitude of ways, but instead of who's favorite id rather talk about who is gonna be in the pain cave.
TMS: ok
Glenn: dudes have been going backwards, whats with the Main street guy the big husky dude. he ain't got that from the fuckin go. rule him out. The Italian Stallion..hey whats he doing out there any way? you want more?
TMS: just give us a winner
Glenn: fuck you! How about the pain faces that Jacks bike shop guy looks like he is being skinned alive for 45 minutes I LOVE THAT SHIT. fucking great!
TMS OKOKOK masters 45+?
Glenn: theres some hurt in motherfuckers there. one guy comes to my mind.that lurchy motherfucker from Painted Bicycles. always looks like he is suffering a thousand deaths
TMS: C field?
Glenn: Fuck the guy with the elbow pads and helmet cover
TMS:?? i think he races B
Glenn B field. if so the fucking guy. He may have poker face but getting lapped is worse than being whipped with a knotted plow line.
TMS: The Elite men
Glenn: Fuck that! the only one not in pain is that Wissink guy, fucking guy rides around with his mouth closed..God dam it pains me to watch it ! 8-10 guys riding around all shelled out. Hell with that course this weekend. Its gonna be Human Misery. fuck id give up my MOTHER to see some of those early lappers deep in realm of the Hurt locker chhh chhhoke GASPP!! too fuckin bad..Lets hope the conditions turn south otherwise that Wissink dude will lay to waste the rest of the 4-5 guys from the gunn .
TMS: i don't think you can count out a few others in there. And we think the turnout is gonna be bigger than those nay sayers say.
Glenn; i ain't countin anyone out mother fucker, But you show me at anytime when he hasn't chopped the those motherfuckers off at will?
TMS: you act like he should be ashamed at winning
Glenn: how do you fucking figure? Id be loving every second of that shit, I ain't say in it comes fucking easy. But putting motherfuckers into submission week in week out is fuckin great. knowing your the one yielding the biggest sword. Win lose or draw..
TMS: alright...thanks Glenn
Glenn: Fuck you