like a dog chasin its tail...

Dam fools i was up most of the night and  spent a good part of the first day of this third week.tryin To come down off a T induced coma of sorts....so much i had to walk away for awhile and pick that shit back up at my favorite sittin spot...something about the depth of differences in personalty's that come and go in the late early morning hours .....gotta say it help me wrap my grey matter around the past few months..its gawd awful dizzying on how fast time fly's when your having fun.....or how time drags when Danzig's in your house..I think i figured it out.....how that creepy ass copy of Omen II and cross are so closely related..you know how i hate that old fool gettin trapped under the ice..all that suffocation, suffering and  shit while doing somethin you love...its so closely related to this cross...I think i may have solved that shit as it went out to the curb yesterday morning.. now i aint scene hide nor hair of  his spooky ass..thank god..maybe my dreaded X-curse has been broken..only time will tell right? much like "time heals all wounds" and gettin the monkey off your back......and well i guess for some of you this may hold true...the monkey?   well that's your dam problem..i cant do nothing about that shit..T don't like monkeys not since i had to sit through Close Encounters of Third Kind umpteenth number of times to satisfy Gary's addiction...dam..T don't like monkeys... any more than well....i guess some of you folks....
So lets wrap this shit up and get on down with it..yea i wont say i told ya so... but..i never said i was right or what i speak is a KMFDM Godlike truth..it is merely mine as it see it through sometimes eyes clouded with big ol crocodile tears....so if you have a heart under that flesh you all wear dont hate me for being me..accept me for  the fact we are all cut form the same cloth but often woven differently and  colored brightly.....
enuff jibber jabber....like a dog chasin its tail...

Sven: right now this very moment you hold the crown, and although not "officially" a miscnere..T's glad to claim you for the time being..

Parmachicken: like the new physch....rumors where it came from make T laugh no matter keep it contained and bring some back maybe next year..

RK: my advice learn to love him for awhile..if you use that lil bastard to your advantage he can be an a valuable asset..

Pony: the great prime minister almost Buddha like...

Wiz: Vegas odds had you home sleeping off last nights Mick Ultra..but you showed ..and you played
 like a champion you are..

Beebee: i dont know you. although i have scene you in passing ..but never formally been introduced .. contrary to popular KOLO-TC belief..time will tell if your it..nice ride any how. T approved..

Jgood: times runnin out..i dont wanna speak too much..just like me...i know you got big shoulders.. but theres no way in hell ...would i let that hyper active Lil bastard hang out too much longer on my back...sometimes there is no tomorrow.......

Jmak: you came good...you should sleep well...

SteveB: I like you Steve dont exactly know your back ground or where you came from but..im indifferent  on the racing down thing..im not hatin or lovin just.. Sixteen Candles like...void.

DC: in typical Jedi form: you must do what you feel is right..

Queen Anne: ya know how T feels nothing but down on one knee holding your soft hand.. love for you.

Mello K: wow...

the CrossGuy; you need a new plan not hatin just T dont like posin..just good solid advice

Massey: your good for the TMS...all silly kids stuff aside.

LAKO: whats up wit dat?

JB MAYBE? come on...wtf...just when T was feelin good about your cause

Cross Bastard:  couldn't of done it without you......T's gonna miss ya..

Clint V: the body the engine..its too valubale to play with like a cheap action figure..use it or lose it....

DannyG: the new young gun?

Lil Simon..stuck in purgatory..but respectful is he         T's proud.

Old man Seaman..T's knows where you came from..and all this outdoor grizzly hard man stuff is fun ..but 
focus is solid thing use dont abuse it......dont be afraid to reinvent yourself..

Scott Hoffner: arrives in his new PH kit..but what happened. Fisher and fellas  jumpin ship?

BIG MAC: I love this dope shiettt........
  and well for  the wrest of my dead homies...all i can say...is if your  hopes and dreams got crushed dont feel so dam bad...but sure as hell dont banter on for the next 9 weeks about your excuses..find that monkey sit down with him  in a quiet spot and talk that shit over...this shit wont last forever and neither will you

Men - Cat 1/2/3 - ELITE
	Place	Points	Name	City, State	Time	USAC #	Bib	Team
	1	131.56	SVEN BAUMANN (1 - Cat1)	Lake Orion, MI	0.041266875	378155	18	Wolverine Sports Club
	2	152.07	MARK PARMELEE	Ortonville, MI	0.041270266203704	264374	22
	3	172.57	TOM BURKE	Grand Rapids, MI	0.041400925925926	179205	19	Midwest Cycling Group
	4	193.08	MICHAEL WISSINK	Walled Lake, MI	0.041887395833333	119033	32
	5	213.59	AARON BEEBE (1 - Cat3)	Grand Haven, MI	0.042006493055556	258966	30
	6	234.09	JEFF WEINERT	Lake Orion, MI	0.042093310185185	37591	26	Wolverine Sports Club
	7	254.60	DANIEL GEROW	Grosse Pointe Farms, MI	0.043385960648148	285633	28	Wolverine Sports Club
	8	275.11	SCOTT HOFFNER	Milford, MI	0.043923078703704	294925	21
	9	295.62	BRENT EVANS	Novelty, OH	0.043940613425926	11037	20
	10	316.12	SIMON BAILEY (1 - Cat2)	Ann Arbor, MI	0.044706215277778	160410	29	Two Wheel Tango/Morgan & York
	11	336.63	CLINT VERRAN (2 - Cat3)	Lake Orion, MI	0.045378136574074	296234	33
	12	357.14	Peter Mogg		0.046150185185185	389004	31
	13	377.64	PATRICK RUSSELL	Berkley, MI	DOWN 1-LAP	197649	23	Wolverine Sports Club
	14	398.15	BRYAN UNDERWOOD	Davisburg	DOWN 1-LAP	260349	25	Wolverine Sports Club
Men - Cat 1/2/3 - MASTERS - 45-99 Place  Points  Name City, State Time  USAC # Bib Team 1 236.20 DON CAMERON    White Lake, MI 0.044822824074074  94327   156  2 253.45 SCOTT FABIJANSKI (1 - Cat3)    Royal Oak, MI DOWN 1-LAP  256573   163  Wolverine Sports Club 3 270.69 MARK WOLOWIEC    Davisburg, MI DOWN 1-LAP  41215   175  Flying Rhino Cycling Club 4 287.94 TODD FRERICHS (1 - Cat2)    Rochester Hills, MI DOWN 1-LAP  197437   154  KLM/Cold Stone 5 305.18 MICHAEL SEAMAN (2 - Cat3)    Mt Pleasant, MI DOWN 1-LAP  32045   179  6 322.43 JIM HILDITCH (3 - Cat3)    Canton, MI DOWN 1-LAP  234565   182  Cycle To Fitness Racing Greyhounds 7 339.67 MICHAEL GREEN (4 - Cat3)    Farmington Hills, MI DOWN 1-LAP  261599   181  Bikeman.com 8 356.92 TIM FAAS    Farmington Hills, MI DOWN 1-LAP  208526   178  Wolverine Sports Club 9 374.17 MICHAEL BELANGER (5 - Cat3)    St. Clair Shores, MI DOWN 1-LAP  279343   180  Cycle To Fitness Racing Greyhounds 10 391.41 KEN ODAY (6 - Cat3)    Ypsilanti, MI DOWN 1-LAP  51473   177  11 408.66 KEITH RIEGE (1 - Cat1)    Lake Orion, MI DOWN 1-LAP  29844   166  DNF JAY JONES    Clarkston, MI DNF  18185   183  Cycletherapy- MI Men - Cat 2/3/4 - B-MEN - 1-39 Place  Points  Name City, State Time  USAC # Bib Team 1 318.19 WADE BURCH (1 - Cat4)    Lansing, MI 0.03028412037037  306862   433  CFT Cycling Team 2 330.93 JESSE GOULD (1 - Cat3)    Grand Blanc, MI 0.030649884259259  264580   452  3 343.67 ADAM MCINTYRE (2 - Cat3)    Jenison, MI 0.030965092592593  359411   442  Bissell/ABG Cycling Club 4 356.41 JIM GOERLICH (3 - Cat3)    Sterling Heights, MI 0.0311459375  254334   437  Team Sandbag 5 369.15 MICHAEL BELLOVICH (2 - Cat4)    Grosse Pointe Farms 0.031193194444444  368327   463  East Hills Velo 6 381.89 BRAD LAKO (4 - Cat3)    Auburn Hills, MI 0.031310462962963  254600   441  KLM/Cold Stone 7 394.62 RAY DANGELMAIER (5 - Cat3)    Brighton, MI 0.031754918981481  373246   451  8 407.36 RYAN KATULIC (3 - Cat4)    Rochester, MI 0.031797071759259  314050   440  KLM/Cold Stone 9 420.10 TODD FREIDINGER (6 - Cat3)    Saint Clair Shores, MI 0.031867060185185  163382   448  10 432.84 PAUL MCKEIGHAN (4 - Cat4)    Ypsilanti, MI 0.031901747685185  313842   443  11 445.58 Alex Huyghe (5 - Cat4)    Rochester, MI 0.032051099537037  334636   447  Team O2 12 458.32 ALEX GONZALEZ (7 - Cat3)    Ortonville, MI 0.032260115740741  265107   438  KLM/Cold Stone 13 471.06 BENJAMIN CHRISTIAN (8 - Cat3)    Novi, MI 0.032310335648148  70790   434  Cycletherapy- MI 14 483.80 JASON COTTER (6 - Cat4)    Lake Orion, MI 0.032508090277778  327368   446  15 496.53 RYAN MCKINNIE (9 - Cat3)    Brighton, MI 0.032925428240741  222912   444  16 509.27 GREG JOHNSON (7 - Cat4)    Fenton, MI 0.034284780092593  211378   439  Flying Rhino Cycling Club 17 522.01 SEAN GEARY (8 - Cat4)    Ypsilanti, MI 0.034382928240741  315284   436  Ann Arbor Velo Club 18 534.75 SHAUN WELCH (9 - Cat4)    Waterford, MI 0.03509412037037  346096   445  19 547.49 SCOTT WALTER    Plymouth Mi DOWN 1-LAP  371153   450  20 560.23 CHRIS MOLNAR    Mendham, NJ DOWN 1-LAP  221498   449  Men - Cat 2/3/4 - B-MEN - 40-99 Place  Points  Name City, State Time  USAC # Bib Team 1 349.76 BRIAN HARVILLE (1 - Cat3)    Goodrich, MI 0.030906446759259  349032   551  Flying Rhino Cycling Club 2 361.43 TODD GREENE (2 - Cat3)    Bloomfield Hills, MI 0.031147268518519  294910   550  Trails-Edge Cycling Team 3 373.11 THOMAS BARRETT (1 - Cat4)    Ann Arbor, MI 0.031477222222222  244235   505  Ann Arbor Velo Club 4 384.78 JEFFREY PAYN (3 - Cat3)    Troy, MI 0.031483136574074  300557   558  Midwest Cycling Group 5 396.45 RICK MORRIS (2 - Cat4)    Ann Arbor, MI 0.032071030092593  103540   557  6 408.12 SCOTT GOOCHER (3 - Cat4)    Flat Rock, MI 0.032243460648148  252116   549  7 419.80 MICHAEL SCHULTZ (4 - Cat3)    Farmington, MI 0.032328645833333  60984   554  Cadieux Bicycle Club 8 431.47 TALBOT HACK (4 - Cat4)    Ann Arbor, MI 0.032616377314815  360177   563  9 443.14 MARK OLIN (5 - Cat3)    Rochester, MI 0.032752905092593  270538   560  RBS CYCLING TEAM 10 454.82 JON COLEMAN (5 - Cat4)    Canton, MI 0.033137777777778  306254   523  Rogue Racing Project 11 466.49 PAUL STEIGERWALD (6 - Cat3)    Ypsilanti, MI 0.033346597222222  301353   555  12 478.16 ERIC FERNANDO (6 - Cat4)    Franklin, MI 0.033456655092593  116144   564  13 489.83 MATT FILL (7 - Cat3)    White Lake, MI 0.034158113425926  359712   526  Flying Rhino Cycling Club 14 501.51 DAVID ZATEK (7 - Cat4)    Royal Oak, MI 0.034926527777778  344192   559  15 513.18 ALEXANDER GAULIN (8 - Cat4)    White Lake, MI 0.035453888888889  311408   562  Flying Rhino Cycling Club 16 524.85 JAN GATOWSKI (9 - Cat4)    Beverly Hills, MI 0.035506701388889  254326   540  Flying Rhino Cycling Club 17 536.52 KARL EMMERICH    Sterling Heights, MI 0.036104328703704  370497   561  18 548.20 DENNIS WILLYARD (10 - Cat4)    Macomb, MI DOWN 1-LAP  301729   556  Flying Rhino Cycling Club 19 559.87 KURT SCHALDENBRAND (8 - Cat3)    Ann Arbor, MI DOWN 1-LAP  31480   553  Ann Arbor Velo Club Women - Cat 1/2/3 - ELITE Place  Points  Name City, State Time  USAC # Bib Team 1 305.85 KELLY PATERSON    Troy, MI 0.032908946759259  241369   159  Wolverine Sports Club 2 325.61 ANNE SCHWARTZ (1 - Cat2)    Grosse Pointe Woods, MI 0.033389027777778  119057   156  Flying Rhino Cycling Club 3 345.37 JANE GEISSE    Chagrin Falls, OH 0.035818541666667  261161   158  Spin 4 365.12 SUSAN SHAW    Fenton, MI 0.036227824074074  246829   157  CX Bones 5 384.88 DANIELLE MULLIS    Rochester, MI DOWN 1-LAP  296790   150  Wolverine Sports Club 6 404.63 LILLIAN RUIZ (1 - Cat3)    Ypsilanti, MI DOWN 1-LAP  254346   153  Mixed - Cat 1/2/3/4 - SINGLE SPEED Place  Points  Name City, State Time  USAC # Bib Team 1 252.62 RICH STARK (1 - Cat3)    Ann Arbor, MI 0.025051678240741  210510   40  Two Wheel Tango/Morgan & York 2 278.86 COLLIN SNYDER (1 - Cat2)    Plymouth, MI 0.025093240740741  264396   46  3 305.10 MICHAEL SEAMAN (2 - Cat3)    Mt Pleasant, MI 0.02622130787037  32045   47  4 331.34 SHAWN SCHAFFERT (3 - Cat3)    Clarkston, MI 0.026508321759259  284970   38  Flying Rhino Cycling Club 5 357.58 MARK WOLOWIEC    Davisburg, MI 0.026947592592593  41215   42  Flying Rhino Cycling Club 6 383.83 MICHAEL SCHULTZ (4 - Cat3)    Farmington, MI 0.027383935185185  60984   39  Cadieux Bicycle Club 7 410.07 ANNE SCHWARTZ (2 - Cat2)    Grosse Pointe Woods, MI 0.027502164351852  119057   45  Flying Rhino Cycling Club 8 436.31 SEAN GEARY (1 - Cat4)    Ypsilanti, MI 0.027740590277778  315284   35  Ann Arbor Velo Club 9 462.55 ANDY FEDEWA (3 - Cat2)    Clarkston, MI 0.031129502314815  262182   43  Flying Rhino Cycling Club 10 488.80 KURT SCHALDENBRAND (5 - Cat3)    Ann Arbor, MI DOWN 1-LAP  31480   44  Ann Arbor Velo Club Men - Cat 1/2/3 - MASTERS - 35-99 Place  Points  Name City, State Time  USAC # Bib Team 1 236.28 STEVEN BROGLIO (1 - Cat2)    Ann Arbor, MI 0.045237395833333  55197   210  Cycle-Smart, Inc. 2 250.34 PETER THOMPSON    Ortonville, MI 0.045381273148148  245538   223  3 264.39 JAROD MAKOWSKI (1 - Cat3)    Troy, MI 0.045412847222222  43115   216  4 278.44 ANDREW WEIR (2 - Cat2)    Ann Arbor, MI 0.046114097222222  169810   221  5 292.50 JOHN OSGOOD (3 - Cat2)    Kimball, MI DOWN 1-LAP  254343   218  Team Sandbag 6 306.56 ANDY FEDEWA (4 - Cat2)    Clarkston, MI DOWN 1-LAP  262182   224  Flying Rhino Cycling Club 7 320.61 RON STACK (5 - Cat2)    Fenton, MI DOWN 1-LAP  177087   220  CX Bones 8 334.67 DAVID JOHNSON    Toledo, OH DOWN 1-LAP  224884   222  Maumee Valley Wheelmen DNF ALEX MONTE-SANO (Cat3)    Ann Arbor, MI DNF  234763   217

Das German, Dropping down and Living with the monkey for another year.

story to soon follow.

 Listen up fools having sucka's beatin down your  door... way into the wee hours throwing out predictions and shit.. soo many i finally shit canned them all....soo much my head was spinning walkin the floor..tellin myself..“The thrill is in the chase. You gotta work like ya never been hurt, fuck like ya don’t need the money, an’ scratch like no one’s watchin’.”..soft hits, glass jaws and redundancy of  months breathing easy,  weigh heavy on a tired soul.

..and so it goes with eyes wide open..

Elite men. in less than a half a season ago this man rode Miscenes best off his wheel on the toughest state championship we've scene in too many season..simply put barring a disaster       Sven is my pick
Elite women:  the old bird needs this one..as next year it wont happen im rubbing the lamp for you honey..bake those cakes once last time....
masters 35+ Jgood you gotta alota heart everybody knows..
but its up you to prove me wrong..Alex its yours to lose.
masters 45+DC..at least throw out a Johnny T grimace for the eye of gatto or A-tucker and crew....oh I forget they dont do that no more...love ya DC..                              haters are gonna hate.
B 39 u..LAKO i love hand to hand combat..TMS  silly shtick aside.. ..guns is too easy..you better bring a knife..i dont mean chincy plastic cutlery or  Ginsu.. I mean a mans knife..if you gotta find Mic Dundee get on it..cuz your gonna need a sharp ass one to To cut up the BIGMAC....
B40+..Dont call it comeback...but ill throw Pappa Gooch some love and place my 5$ on him.
SS. JB maybe

Bfore I send you all on your way let me drift for a brief moment...
take one last look at the Friday 15...look it over real good look at those names...some folks were a sure bet, others  weren't given  a snow balls chance in hell ...


get my drift?

I wonder what Timmy's doin..?

 remember these words

 I don't mind the pain

1.Scott Quiring - Q
The Godfather of the off road Michigan Scene.  The man that everyone chased for many years.  Although not racing any longer, he is still representing with his support and bikes throughout the Scene.  The "seed was planted" and hence forth we grew.

2.Jeff Weinert - The Little Pony
2001 Master's National Champion.
Five time Michigan State Cyclocross Champion.
The "Pablo Picasso" of the Michigan Cyclocross Scene.  He doesn't have the raw watts of many others, but boy can he paint a pretty picture when feeling the mood.

3.Jon Card - The Ace of Spades
Two time Michigan State Cyclocross Champion.
Four time Ohio State Cyclocross Champion.
Four time state time trial Champion.
Two time state road race Champion.
Multiple National Master's podium awards.
Getting "long in the tooth" at nearly 50, but still one hard ass mo' fo' with the sweetest team kit around.  One word...Style.

4.Jer Walker - Too White
If ever a rider lived for the sport of cyclocross, it was Too White himself.
He learned the art from the Pony and the training, sacrifice and discipline from the Ace. Can you think of a better combination.
Remember the movie scene in Conan the Barbarian where all of the kids died off pushing the stone wheel and only Conan lived.  When people ask how in the heck this once pudgy, lower than normal talent won a state championship, tell them that he'd survived the "stone wheel" of tutelage under the Pony and Ace.  'Nuff said.

5.Rob Foshag - The Evil Looking Dude
You can't say that being a disciple of the Ace and riding the Blue Wave can be a bad thing.  But that Evil Looking Dude melted the snow and ice and came good on a frigid day in December to make all of the nay sayers wonder.  Who says that nice guys don't finish first?

6.Mike Wissink - Wiz
The next coming.  For a while I think that everyone actually believed that the Pony and Ace dynasty couldn't be broken, then along came Wiz to create his own dynasty.  His slow and steady rise to the top lets you know that no dope check is needed and his nice demeanor allowed us to cheer against his predecessors.  Unfortunately, sometimes there's more to winning than jut pedaling and it seems that the burdon of victories weighed too heavily and ended his dynasty all too soon.

7.Mark Parmelee - Parma Chicken
All champions will be on this list, but will the "one hit" season be enough to keep his name on the eternal "lips" of the Scene?  Most insiders might say he's too good to not have another, but only time will tell if he can repeat the year of "breathing easy".

8.Sven Baumann - The Silent Killer
Sometimes watts just plain wins and we haven't seen this many numbers since the old UCI Springfield Oaks days rolled into one package.  Vegas odds has another one in the books for 2012, but time will tell the tale come Sunday.

9.Anne Schwartz - Queen Anne
Called the "Old Bird", but with high praise. Many young 'uns will come, but they'll never hold the respect of Queen Anne. Thanks for showing those future starlings the path of righteousness.

10.Kelly Paterson - Melly Kelly
Sometimes the brightest stars pour vibrant, but for only a brief spell.  And boy could she cast a spell.  A true a champion through and through.

11.Marne Smiley - mmMarne
Her low key demeanor would allow the mind to easily forget that she captured the crown in her own right.  Can she add another diamond to the crown on Sunday.

12.Mike Simonson SIMONSTER
If he chose to focus on cyclocross (and could keep his rigs in one piece) he may have garnered a state championship by now.  Ask any of the above men on the list and those that say that he doesn't provide a bit of fear is just plain lying. Maybe one day he'll choose to race through December and take one home for the fire place.

13.Tom Burke RK
It would be a shame if the Road King was to be left off of the Champions list, but time is running out for the quite one.  Maybe a few less racing days would give him the edge that it takes to garner the final step up, but can he change his ways this late to the party.

14.Brent Bookwalter the One
His career was too young while on the Scene to be called a State Champion, but obviously he was the rawest talent this Scene had witnessed during his early youth.  Much thanks to Mr. Bookwalter for representing on the World's stage.

15.MacKenzie Woodring BIGRING
Most likely the long term air to the throne (if she stays in the Scene and doesn't get bored), but she must get the crown before assuming the throne.

 The More i spend time with these fellas im finding bears are really not much different than us.. they will eat almost anything..snowmobile seats, engine oil, and rubber boot..etc..(sounds like the wolverines)..in 2004 a black bear was found unconscious in a Campground in the Northwest after breaking open a cooler, using its claws to open the different types of canned beer..after sampling the variety's chose one brand (unfortunately not Bells) and drank them until it passed out..(sounds like ICEMAN)...Polar bears have the largest home ranges of any bear. One polar bear can hunt and live in an area as big as Maine..(sounds like the Bunny) Polar bears are the largest land predators on earth. They can stand more than 11' high and weigh more than 1,700 lbs...sounds like (shrek)...

Men's elite: Mark M will out power anyone. last weekends performance in the mud, super tech course and road away from everyone. Even Jeff W.....watch!

Women's elite: Ann S unless..... Mo shows up then..

Masters 35-39: Alex Mono, but Don't count out Jgood....if he can make like Aldo Nova and get that monkey off his back..

Masters 40-49: Don c with his mouth closed...of course....

Masters: 50: Mark w?!?!?

B Men 30-39: Lako..........

B Men 29 under: Big Mac, but if Ryan K can stop being 23 and ride, he will win. Big is loosing form K-WICK .

FUCK THE WADA

Theres a big ol pile of American watts out there and if they come east.

all bets are off 

 wankers!

I predict... i could make your life a living hell..

Mother Nature

Elite men:
 Chewie: Il go with the LIL PONY course conditions could sway in his favor and the fact he cut his teeth on the grounds of Addision oaks...
R2D2: Parmachicken...

Elite women:
Chewie. its game over for the Queen if Marne and  ms Woodring show
R2D2: the Queen..of course

Masters 45:
Chewie: Donald C.
R2D2: sandbagger

Masters 35+
Chewie: yellow shoes wont scare that monkey off your back..im putting a Five Dollar bill on the BIGPUN
R2D2: Steve Brojlio

SS:
Chewie: JB..if he can get his act together
R2D2: Stark..

B:
Chewie: BIGMAC can still shake another out
R2D2: Steve Brojlio

Juniors:
Chewie: little Gooch..no comp..
R2D2. Sandbagger 

Bears..often quiet and unseen but hold many curious facts and distinctions much  like folks around us..Bears can run up to 40 mph..kwick dudes... Swim up to 100 miles without stopping..there stomachs hold up to 150 at a time..jump eight feet in the air..resting heart rate is around 40 beats, winter time sleep alot...during this time they do not defecate, they recycle there waste into protein..because they eat both meat and plan matter they are gifted with with different types of teeth.. unlike any other carnivore....besides that they can ride bikes too!
and they love cycling...TMS had a chance to ask a few about this weekends shit..

Elite men  Das German... But ParmaChicken is coming good. it wouldnt be an upset if the chicken bakes em

Elite chics - Queen Anneis there another?

Masters 45 - DC. (Mark W will take the 55 crown.

Masters 35- Its gonna be tough to get that monkey off that back..ill go with Alex S.

B - big Mack. But after watching him get eaten by the big bad wolf sloppy conditions. Brad Lako could take the prize. (Overall though big Mack takes the u-35 Crown and Lako takes the 35+ crown without the win)

B old dudes - Goocher! Coming back from a car accident to take the crown. What a great story that no one really knows about..the only question is..if we wins the title of the were does go from there?

Juniors - little gooch..wins without any comp a again too bad.

B chics - the potential future Danielle Mullis

C u-39 - Luke Mullis, but the twin six dude could upset don't know much about him.

C 40+ - Brian Giles. Dude has a lot of race experience. And was rocking at big bad wolf.

SS - Schaffert. But stark has retard strength so you can't count him out! JB will not be racing. He will be in Chicago.

das german

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Another night went by.. staring into the darkness of the lot at my familiar spot..with a raised eyebrow i sit and sip on this over priced cup o Joe..and I cant but get little anxious over a new spot for an old war..i mean for years its been the a little bland i get the concept..But new turf means a new war and raised hearts for those that care. So many factors will play a part in the ones that have the boxes in sight..weather being the most significant..If mother nature is kind the predictions will be somewhat without thought..if she decides she is in the monthly bill kinda mood...muddy greasy  lil pony may dance his favorite two step...muddy leg breaking and draining could go the way of Parmachicken and Das German..what about the orange crush..? have we scene the last of it??  i think as i get my fourth refill..(why so many many choices here?) seems the the arousal of fly overs have come and gone once meant as spectator piece now are just another thing..i have to think...pavement.?.is there any at Addision? or will it be like Springfield Oaks Esq..road work suits the Burke lesser half. can the Big man ride the monkey off his back? how about the WIZ?  Vegas odds around tms say he could go either way show or no?... a mind is a terrible thing to taste..so they say.. I cant help but ponder..the perfect storm that could compose itself.over the north part of Oakland county.Queen Anne..BigRing and mmMarne.....? soo many thoughts sway in and out at 3a.m...creeping.. like that bad debt..computing ..tabulating.sipping coffee T loves coffee ...with friends arriving later  this afternoon..maybe T's guestamations will be a little easier punched..out..but i cant help but hope they come sans the Knickleback and Tragically Hip playlist Ive grown so sleepy over..its a wonder my multiple liquid addictions haven't driven me to drive with my eyes closed....another sip another thought..dam will the Nor-easter blow A-Game south or has he called it a season..

so much left to cus and discuss..soo much..

When the Stars align

Theres a story out there maybe some of you have heard..Its a story about a kid in Europe, could be Belgium, the Netherlands etc..Its a kid who rides a bike, he comes up through the years without numbers, drugs or plastic parts, he succeeds without the hype of daily status likes..he succeeds for many reason, passion, genetics and the grace of being a good solid human being and the alignment of the stars..
well that kid is from your back yard ...Its a safe bet to assume that KIDA is the 2012 future of Michigan cycling as he takes the next step in following the footsteps, of Frankie, Bookwalter, Larry B. and few others. KIDA signs with the BMC development team.

TMS state championship predictions coming all week

Listen Up..I know its Monday..I aint got no witty saying,  scantly clad tattooed busty gun toting female pic or stolen flow driven animated image to get your week rolling..no not this calender day..cuz while your Updating your status checking out the local listings or telling how you rolled this weekend all the while trying to make time with dat fine ass you been trying to score heavily on..... T' will be creeping.. putting together another hard thought prediction and shit for the final roll to glory of sorts...I know it aint gonna be as pretty as a couple of titties.. but T we will do his best with what he has to work with ...

check back soon haters

peace

1. The Cross Guy....no comment
2.Lady Burke. devolping nicely but not ready for the main pole....
3.just aint the same with out Ol Joe...sniff sniff
4 Pete Thompson tuff position
5.Patrick Russell even tougher
6.Lil Simon taking his lickings..props
7 the Mustange goes MIA.
8.what happend to the Turbo Diesel?
9.Steve Broglio...ditto
10.Bob Wydra its ok sometimes  low T gets the best of all of us.
11.Eric Fernando looking lance take its toll
12. T gets happy
13 Cross Bastards what up with dat?
14.Aaron Beebe.
15. The Ringer is out there and the wattage supply is large..

Women Weaklings and Wattage..

T; come on Glen don't be hatin now..folks got plenty of things to do than hang out watin for you to hold court..status updates cant go neglected ya know.... they say inquiring minds wanna know....

Glen: movember is fuckin over mutherfucker..i dont give two shits about that or what you injested last night  nor do i care what strava said....... the days are waning waiting and im not super fuckin motivated to finish off this shit..i would surmise with the exception of a few others i aint the only one feeling no love..Doesn't help getting stuck watchin the Waltons marathon..But fuck ill do anything at this point to get outta that shit..i guess we are  a little over a week out from the final here around the scene at least as the east side pride goes right T?

T: that's right..i must admit seems like the opener back september was worlds away....i often wonder what the bunnies doing..

Glen: i aint here to talk about a fake suicide...im here to the put wraps on this before i lose my fuckin mind with boredom..

T: in all do respect..i like bunnies...and im looking forward to next week and having some company around here..whats first women..weaklings?

Glen: women...i tell you there aint enough em eastside..so few i almost didnt give it much thought...

Queen Ann..I really love that old bird..id take a gal with age and experience over any perky 20 somethin any day of the week.. that being said..the Queen has been normalozed for a few years and wattage will  continue to decrease but her skill level will help her..and like the Lil Pony sometimes skills are your best asset...or not..

mmMarne: if numbers are all that you care about.. then she wins..but i catch myself not fully buying her shtick does she call TMS her home? if she does then i guess she's the real one...

thin Kelly:..like all the "Wolverine Elite Cyclocross" squad she has the heart...but her numbers just dont hold enough height when mmMarne is in town or when the Queen fires up the oven to bake those cakes..but ill give her a nod. she's a cool person....id like to see what happens when a few others would commit
 Thats a wrap..

T: weaklings...?

Glen: whats the purpose? you had me tone it down so much..cant even name names

T: i wasnt in the mood for hatin and i had feeling when you stepped in this a.m. you were gonna go that route..

Glen: all i can say is you can carry enough wattage to fill even the most outspoken fuckheads training log..but still be the weakest human to slither up to the line..i hold any average  middle of the road wattage guys biggest failures against all there highest accomplishments..i often wonder if those fuckin jack "OFF"s even get an elevated heart rate when they clip in and roll away....

T: i have no idea what in the gosh darn hell your talkin about..

Listen up Fools I know Mondays aint easy and unlesss your rollin fat
you aint got no choice

but to get your flow on..

Do it sucka....

1.rumble strips..HM?
2.they say money cant buy happiness..but it can buy you a yacht to pull up along side it.
2.Massey..jokes..the jury's out on that one..
2. In Like a Lion out like a.....well aBunny
3.MBRA ditches the wheel bags for start grip...i guess thats what happens when things get done right.
4.Overheard heard the Orange crush is now a bright orange wheel chair ramp somewhere in Oakland county.
5.Wiz and the Das German dodge each other
5. OMG still two weeks till States..Five Guys are gonna have to wait..
6.the problem with self improvement is knowing when to quit
7.Robert looks old..and heart broken
7,ONLY-THE-UNLOVED-HATE
8.Still No Ace on the scene..
8.QueenAnee Must have taken dance lesson from Gerald Ford
9.Waterford Day 1 gets served the finest plate of Parmachicken
10. The Michiganscene is alot like boyfriends/girlfriends..im astonished by the choices people make.
12. AA dominate masters causing the yellow shoes to stumble..
13.To Burke wins on a disc equipped Fuji..may be a Tailwind first?
13.5 dont 4get BRX opens @ noon tomorrow...
14. Redbull everywhere..
14.5 Hardcore Saturday....Softcore Sunday
15. A-Game will he come south?

TAO of Bruce

 “As you think, so shall you become.”

another shit post

T: back to normality aint that right Glenn
Glen: dam straight and not a day too soon..
T: since i dont have the patience for banter and babble and sure as hell cant sit through another episode of the Munsters marathon on TBS super station fun time.....whats with the power rankings..you aint fading on me are you?
Glen: Nope and talk about silly ...I mean fuckin come on Silver Spoons...
T: dont fuck with Ricky..
Glen: well anyhow. the power ranks i believe im down to just a few....and i told ya i needed time to compile and compute..and after a Tailwind double...i tell you its gonna be a dam shall i say ala TMS blood bath in the up coming weeks..at least for the elites...the other groups..i was tad saddened by the turn outs...
T: it gets that way around here you should know that by now...and we still got two open east side weekends between now and the finale...and i say that with a raised eyebrow...
Glen: a couple of dudes look like there on some scary form..and you are right... its still three weeks out anything can happen..anything...
T: amen...more on that later.....but about those numbers...?

you could throw a blanket over the top three numbers in the number game...all except one carries the credibility of a  cross state championship crown..and that speaks volumes of everyone listed below..

Sven..his numbers could possibly be the highest of the trio....last weekends performance in my IMO..is a mis guidance to his real out put..at least in the weeks to come..throttling back a bit may be the ingredient needed.i still gotta give the 10% to the Das German.

Burke: close..real close..a win On Sunday brought him up a tad on my list here..Tom is smart and probably at least as "official sceners" go the most seasoned and well rounded of the bunch sitting a top of the list.carrying  state crowns in "other" disciplines.. he needs this one.....his numbers are within the Germans time zone..mechanicals and short circuits aside..he is the closest as of today..

ParmaChicken:  gotta say with all do respect he surprised the beeejeezus outta me..A place like Waterford suited his number style..and fuckin A  it did it show..although not so much that it kept me walkin the floors..he has been sittin on the edge all fall...State Champions are not to be counted out..

that brings us to the next duo..

The Wiz: god dam i wanna think he is close to his old numbers but a jacked up kankle has left him missing "cross races"..that being said..i dont think the numbers are down..but the other percent are not solidly there to keep him in line with the upper three..the weeks to come may speak different but sometimes the smallest % are the hardest to obtain...

The lil Pony: numbers haven't change much and how could they..the guy is old enough to know better than most..But the Pony doesn't always need numbers to make the list.. conditions and the art of craft gets the job done while others are flaying around..both physically and mentally and sometimes thats missing %...like they say...the Pony comes good when the Pony comes good..

T: nice.very well said...what about women?...any also rans?

Glen: coming soon...

Monday

Back to Normality you bastards.

via: Danzigs   Mother

Cyclocross Veldrijden World Cup 2012-13 - Round 2 - Plzen - Men's race

looks fun

1.JMAK love ya....but ....
2.“Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are.”
3.Seaman 20 yrs of what?
4. “They say if you become a better person, you’ll have a better live”
5.what happened to the "cross guy?"
6. “I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”
7.anyone remember  Matt Walp?
8. “When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80’s”
9.A-Game.killing in North Country
10.I used to have a drug problem..now i got money
11 States still weeks away...ugh
12 it doesn't get any better and i doesn't get any worse....but it sure gets different..
13.nice "break"
14.why are hookers so expensive?
15.Holiday hater CrossBastard..next thing you know the bunny isnt real..

Happy Thanks4giving

 Happy thanks for giving me this place sceneres..sometimes the drift of T isnt easy to flow..sometimes it seems far off from the original conception..sometimes its not about the bike..So on this day that T gives thanks for things in his life.. I thank you all of you..haters, fakers, takers, liars, deceivers, believers and anyone in between for giving T a spot to let his drift and flow go.

 enjoy your day!

Cyclocross 2012-13 - GP Hasselt

boy this shit looks easy....

Power Rankings M35

Drfitin Glenn Style:
So the story goes like this...last night...after i cleaned up the evening slop...I talk T into getting out of the house for a few hrs..i get the feeling he doesn't get much outside influence other than what he keeps catchin up on in the pile of misc beta he has neatly packed in a milk crate adjacent to his Zenith. If he doesn't get out soon he is just gonna be another TV casualty..its doesn't take much persuasion   and  he agrees..But only if its in within walking distant to his house. No problem i dont mind staying local we head downtown check the Christmas lights he gets a laugh when i through an elbow into a "Jack O lantern" some simple fuck has displayed next to his horn o plenty. I like Pumpkins and creepy shit but after Nov 1 that shit needs to go away..period..after some laughs we head to the lights of downtown...
since neither of us is all too up to date on local scene of sorts after some window shopping in the Comic releif and looking at pics of everyday folk in the Photo studio..... we stumble into the a place that we pick random.sights of old jocks and jar heads come to mind..the token rock chick is seated at the bar with some dude twice her age vying for a piece with the some fuck with his hat on backwards...i can never figure out how dudes get laid when they cant even wear ball cap American style...fuckin backwards...fuckin hate that shit....
first thing i hear when we come through the door is Rush...Limelight being a Getty lee fan i slide into the first booth and make myself at home..T orders something for both of us..fuckin Zima's..dam.he drinks his wih a straw....and within seconds some chick named Jody hops in with T...she's cute.. spiky blond hair.. fit athletic build.. in a leather jacket and skinny jeans not my style but i dunno what kinda  kinky things T is into but he's seems happy..im little put to the edge she's smoking heavily  the fact T is so straight edge.makes me wonder..wtf .but he is laughing like a lil child..After groping on him of sorts.....Jody gets up hits the Juke Box up...fuck..Neds Atomic Dustbin...WTF...T is in his seventh dream ..dude doesn't get out very often i feel bad for him..but looks like he  aint hatin life...im dying lousy here...minutes turn to hours...Im now completely on the out and speechless....T grabs my ear and whispers to me don't wait up.."going to close the night ya know..super trendy style"...wtf does that mean?.......nothing like getting ditched..
through a twenty to the cute dark hair chick behind the bar and head out..im hungry but home is close so i fight off the urge to hit up the 24hr Coney..but dam those thoughts of gyro's are hard to fend.....make in there in kwick time hop up the steps...I stumble over a pile of keds and fumble for the lights..fuckin home..hit the blue filter..grab the first beta labeled "Flintstones..Dr Sinister Rare episode"..shove it in while im waiting for the tracking to settle down... head to the cupboard and grab a box from way in the back.hold it up to the stove light......and im  blown away....WTF...is this...???

UrKeLo-S.......
often shit just makes you go why....searching for an answer that are not obtainable...sometimes shit is jus so hard....
sometimes T worries the shit outta me....

1. John Osgood TSB: it would be a fuckin crying shame and a outright lie to say his numbers arent up.and skills are equal...JGood seems to have tweaked the plan a tad although he isnt ridin off the front  he gets my nod for the power leader here. he's like good Ol fashion eggs and bacon eat it early enough and theres enough fuckn fuel to grease the entire day. i can only imagine if he dropped 15-20 how much better he would be. But fuck it who cares right?  when pimpin is that easy....but maybe it is..

1.2 .Roger B: Two Wheel Tango..he's close but i dont think he isnt more wattaged up this year than last..and without the eyes and the Jgood heart and all its tough to topple when the  numbers are sooo fuckin close...

2.Andy W two Wheel Tango: dude your time is fuckin running out quit playing games...finish this off find some watage anywhere..buy it steal it or inject that shit...you look too good to be letin big pimpin ride in for wins...Fruit Loops taste good but last about as long as a pair used Dugast..

4.MONTE-SANO, ALEX: darn this was tough don know much about this guy other than he hails from a place on the east coast close  to my home..He has alotta cross experience but not a whole lotta wins to his cred..that tells me he is just doing it for "fun"..

5. Ron Stack Cycle to Fitness..cycle your ass to the nearest fuckn Dr or Coach and get your shit together...under a proper plan this numbers game could be yours..the skill level is there..pedal effiecncy is to as well...fuck go watch Rocky 3..

6., BRIAN WACHLARZ, Ventus: numbers might be higher than all the above....but the solid dedication isnt soo im just tossin out some love to this guy cuz i like his 80's "Lifes a Beach" style kit....