posers bible

1.too much shine
2.too many tools
3.too little dirt
4.too much social networking
5.too much strava
6.too many calories
7.too much talking
8.too little talent
9.too little respect
10.too little listening
11.too little knowledge
12.too little sacrifice
13.too little guts
14.too little heart
15.always too much of the wrongs things and too little of the right things.

WATTAGE!

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name : Ronald Belford Scott

Born: July 9, 1946

Died : February 19, 1980

wattage: higher than yours

We all get old

We all get sick

We all suck some dirty hobo's dick.

The problem with today's white coat guess workers is they want to treat your symptoms.  After all you have to get back to eating and American dream straight from the hands of Mickey Mouse and Ronald McDonald.  Lately the rumors have been flying about testing this up coming season.  To help with some mouth breathing I want to throw some knowledge at you Sceners.  Maybe this will help, maybe it will just arm the haters...

First off USADA is your master for saying you're drugs are making you faster...so keep up on their BS rules: http://www.usada.org/

Secondly...you can find an easily search able database of what could get you a popped here:  
 http://www.globaldro.com

Last but not least If are taking something that's naughty you can file a Therapeutic Use Exemption (T.U.E.) form with USADA: http://www.usada.org/tue

It also never hurts to google the duration a drug will remain in your system.  If you are taking an out of competition legal drug and don't plan on returning to competition before it disappears from your yellow stream of guilt...then don't bother with any of this shit.  No one says they go around testing folks who submit useless forms, but you never know.  Bureaucracy is slow and the blame always resides with the guilty, until proven innocent. 

Dope on you sick fucks...but remember the mob rule loves to burn people...especially in this terminal state of despair.  All anyone hears is 'positive'.  They never hear for what, or when it was taken.

1. sleeping more
2.eating less
3.hurting less
4.missing less
5.freezing less
6.spending less
7.traveling less
8.cleaning less
9.weighing more
10.wanting more
11."planning" more
12. planning more
13.pedaling less
14.breathing more
15.being more

wastin and driftin away

Initially i wasn't gonna speak today..not like it matters and shit..but after two cups of hot fresh black stuff and a few quick smiles from the passing customers..im gonna counter dict myself for a few brief moments and waste some of your pressure time..
I know.. I know..its phat Tuesday and all but i aint here to babble on about that..but mind you i aint shunning it and all..kinda ketchy in a kooky sorta way..just to think 420+ in some of those Delicious lil guys..I know they aint on the plan... but like Lotta things there tough to resist..just like those phat bikes..I get it......but anyways my ramble isn't about that..i guess what im saying is just because you got a thought in your head..an idea a comment remark, or suggestion doesn't mean you always got to act on it..lord Knows T has Lotta of them soo many im bustin at the seams sometimes at 3a.m..In my meaningless empty opinion...the similarity's are a lot like bike racing i think..just because there is a ride or more appropriately a race or an opportunity doesn't mean you have to do it..black or white is a hell of alot more truthfully the grey...So I sit and eye this pretty lady choosing which caff e latte, skinny, creme shit she's gonna ruin that fine ass black stuff with..and i  think "man life is full of choices"..good or bad... what a wonderful day to be free and have soo many at our finger tips..

Monday

WATTAGE!

DOPAGE!

1. 28% of men use condoms
2. 57% of men have had sexual intercourse outdoors
3. 15% of men have paid for sex
4. 33% of men have had sexual intercourse while airborne
5. 84% of men think there partners had orgasms, but only 64% of those partners had orgasms
6. the missionary position is still favored by 27%
7.  23% of men have cheated on there partner
8. 54% of men think about sex on a daily basis
9. 29% of men have had sexual intercourse on the first date
10. 75% of men have orgasms
11 25% of men visit physical pornographic locations per month
12 .50% of men visit pornography websites per month
13.  men masturbate on an avg of 12 times a month
14. 33% of men worry about sexual performance
15. 85% of women are satisfied with there partners penis, but only 55% of those partners are satisfied with there own penis

Driftin

Back when T was little boy he went to a little school..the classes were little not all blown up like they are today.. he wasn't the biggest kid in his class..and wasn't the smallest he was just a kid ..besides being one of the only kids in elementary school to be able to still go home for lunch everyday and enjoy a meal watching Popeye and the The I love Lucy Show T  was like many others..School days were fun..Schools of T's time were a tad different i think than today... kids fought out there disparagement with punches behind the backstop, traded wacky packs during free time and the one token fat kid got picked one sporadically and it effected him to no avail later in life..
Back then T's schools  had this little program..they called it.."Talented and Gifted" it was time during a busy day usually on Fridays once every two weeks for an hour or so where the kids who possessed some form of special talent or gift got to leave the class and polish that gift.. I dunno how the school chose these kids from year to year  students from K-6 got a chance to work harder on whatever  they may have..T was one one of them..the talent is irrelevant..it should go without saying writing and composition wasn't it..but T loved the special time all the same...even better than recess that he often missed and that meant alot since he was usually the best kickballer and runner in the 3rd grade..time was good....for some reason the criteria for picking the gifted one was unknown and T was never invited back..at first after a long summer vacation it was off his radar but shortly into the first part of October when kids started leaving mid day on Fridays.. T wasn't one of them..never speaking a word about it T carried on with rejection that fueled his imagination.. much to the dismay of his teachers he often skipped recess to do his own thing.a thing that carried on all through his school years...all the while never lettin his talent or whatever go without some kind of use..to this today it has gained him zero fortune and not a spec of fame..To sum it up...T throughout the years often wrestled with the rejection but never let it mar a passion..

So what does this silly kid story mean  to anyone who could of stumbled through it? before the KIDA's the Lion of Leroys, the A-Games the Larry B's and other hopefuls I may have missed..although the above story "DOES NOT PERTAIN to the above rider..it does hold a similarity. money..wattage..carbon wheels, dope, status updates..mean nothing in a life of longevity without a few simple key components..that money cant buy..

Another Useless Shit post

"to know where your going never forget where you came from"

Thats right another useless shit post ..poorly composed from T's slow churned thick ass crappy grammar..I aint got no fat bike race report to banter about and no i aint coming at cha with plans of a new contest and such...instead im gonna waste your time and talk briefly about the above quote brought to me by a dear friend over the weekend...maybe its close to home for some and maybe it dont..but after a visit with this wise person over the weekend over some drinks and sounds.. it got me thinking about the state of the state..just when you some of you had visions of spring flingin,  BRX and a whole slew new of a,b's and c's T comes back at cha with another cross banter..trust me...i aint gonna banter long..ive heard the play by play enough to fill the dozen grimy tube sox that litter T's basement...but i will ...just enuff to keep some of you all in check and maybe plant the seed for the new you...mind you its like most most of these useless shit post its just some other person opinion...while some of you are still relishing in the champagne Belgium haze and status updates....its quite possible the cross scene as you may know it may be at the tender white high it will ever be here..i aint just space talkin around our silly little scene..im speaking in the U.S.A. as a whole..this banter aint meant to be a downer or a pile of slow hatred..just a seed..a lil tiny seed of growth..the time to look at it with new eyes..and a lust and vigor to slow the curve down ever so slightly while you still have the time to turn em over ...change aint easy...i dunno maybe im completely off my rocker....maybe it was too much vicks on my feet..but the whole weekends gig reminds me of another wise saying..

"Its better to burnout than fade away.."

peace fools have a nice week...T

DOPAGE!

                       
Watch more video of 2013 Cyclocross World Championships on cyclingdirt.org

:  The Fastest thing in the south to come out of the North                 Sven Baumann

1.transition
2,base
3,build
4.macro
5.micro
6.rest
7.test
8.sweet spot
9.lsd
10. zone
11.improve
13 epic
14.fail
15.excuse

 I know i aint bringing anything new to the table as of late, no coverage of the World fat bike championship, Big Banana overview, haven't been tweeting and updating enough of whats really important and going on i suppose..its now to the point where most are dialed in there own  "plan" to be fully in tune that there are still some on last years plan..So if you dont get my drift..thats fine and all..But im gonna be flat faced honest ive been wearing thin spots in the Berber for the past 72 hrs..and just tickled with butterfly's over these guys..few things in life T likes more than surprises..and waitin for the final round has me makin frequent lavatory stops more than i have time for...I just wanted to let you know.......

  God speed fools..

45 - 49 Qualifying
Heat 1 - Pony 2nd
Heat 2 - Ace 3rd

30 - 34 Qualifying
Heat 1 - Das German 1st
Road King 2nd

WATTAGE!

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Wattage-Skill-Style-Perservence

as far as scneres go..you could write a small story about these two...

good luck to the too few at worlds..

TAO of T

Dont Let the Mondane of others punch yourself in the face..

follow your own path fools.

DOPAGE!

Reasonable Thinking
1. don't have the time
2.don't like training alone
3 Im taking this year off
4. im focusing on Cyclocross
5. Its cold outside
6. hate riding indoors
7. I used to ride more before i got married
8. I used to ride more before i had kids
9. Its Hot outside
10. the riding sucks were i live
11.My power meter unit is broken
12. Im in my off season
13.My peak is still a month away
13. I don't have my training plan from my coach yet
15. I think im over trained

WATTAGE!

More Than a Feeling.

via "back in the day"

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name: Jody Koch
Hometown: Ann Arbor   Michigan
Team: Kona

On the job: Automatic transmission design engineer at the ford motor company.
You'd be surprised at how many people ride bikes here...probably 20-30 in my division alone.
staying in shape with a full time job through the summer isn't difficult because im racing so much. Its in the early spring that's hard when i need to get the miles in and the weather isn't always and i don't get off until four.

Built Ford tough:  Ive been racing for four years last year was my first pro season. making the the jump to pro was difficult you have to create all new priority. Winning and finishing in the top 10 isn't realistic anymore, so if i come knowing i cleaned a tough section than that's an accomplishment that i have to take home. i used to like winning expert races, but now finishing 23rd at the MT snow Stxc is a big deal. The good part about racing pro is you get a lot of people out there cheering you on. Even when they don't know who you are the encouragement makes the toughest climbs a little easier.

The life; as hard as racing is its still really fun. I have a friend at GM who designs door latches who turned pro with me, its nice to have someone to travel with sharing the s some of the same challenges. I used all of my vacation days to get to the races, so i never really get a real vacation . But the family atmosphere at each venue makes up for that. The weird part   is that we seem to spend as much time packing and unpacking our gear as we do riding them.

My Car: i drive 97 Ford Escort. It wouldn't be a good thing if i went out and bought a new Toyota it would be like a guy working at specialized riding Trek.



ya know....just cuz i aint hittin up all the local 2 bscene group rides and tending the  "IN"  parties..sure my grammar is in the tank, my humor is more often missed than received..and it aint no dam surprise i fly under the radar than most care to admit.i aint much different than most folks..sure when its all said and done most of  my creepin is done while normal people r sleepin...that don't mean i aint got More Than A feeling....yea thats right Ive been spending some listening to the best song/album  ever produced..like 4.5 hrs at a time... and lettin my mind wander into the grey land..i aint necessarily thinking about just one soul that passed through T's life..but that being said ill use the above as an example..I dunno if you took what i took out that crusty moth riddin grey matter memory...heres what T took in four short years she went from the runners world to trouncing the Tailwind series on a box stock Schwinn to a aspiring Norba pro....and then poof!!!  I think another wise man once said... Life moves pretty quick..

DOPAGE!

 pistrix

1.G
2.N
3.O
4.R
5.T
6.S
7.M
8.R
9.A
10.E
11.C
12.N
13.A
14.L
15. Versus

"Everybody wants to know what I’m on. What am I on? I’m on my bike, busting my ass six hours a day"

Normally folks as shocking as it may seem i try to keep my mouth shut on subjects, people and places i no little about...but over the many years of reign one has to be a fools fool, not see any of this coming...quite honestly i have no opinion one way or the other about anyone of those human beings and there going ons..I know i may take alotta heat from this..but like in history..if you can see past the silly sport of cycling and all its fluff and money..there was good inside all this so-called evil human..what the hell T? ..in my meaningless opinion..maybe the decade of denial and lies...gave days, months and years to those that only dreamed of being as strong as Zeus..maybe those feelings hopes and dreams kept them around for another birthday, another grandchild's first day of school, another sunrise... another wedding and another day to watch there children play...i dunno i aint saying lying, cheating and stealing is right....but in scope of the world its just riding a bike...

hate on T all you want..cause in the TAO of Chuck

“I’ve had so many knives stuck into me, when they hand me a flower I can’t quite make out what it is. It takes time.”

think about it before your next status update.

Im sure i aint the only one trying to come to grips with another day of being normal..no i aint talkin about feet up drinkin joe and dunkin doughnuts gettin ready to watch some euro fucks..But that being said there sure as hell aint enough of that thick stuff this Oasis in the early a.m. is puttin out i just keep tellin myself the hotter the joe the quicker it softens the creaky joints up to get the job done.. while i wait one just has to wonder..about things..mostly how half the nation that still cares feels after being ground to a bloody pulp for five days in the land of good times and bindings..  cant say mother nature was lookin out for there best interests..but like i often say shit could a been worse..although i must say im a little disappointed in the amount of sceners that made the trip...big solid pops go out those that kept there dream alive for one more day...and with the biggie comin and all cross sits at a pinnacle of high...im tickled ignorant as how the whole big show will play out...and if that isn't enough shit BRX and spring flinging is merely a few suffocating moments way..

 Tom Burke 8th masters 30-34
Mark Pamelee 16th masters 30-34
Patrick Russell 39th masters 30-34
Jeff Weinert 7th masters 45-49
Jonathon Card 15th masters 45-49
Scott Fabijanski 57th masters 45-49
Danielle Mullis 10th junior women 15-16
 Alex Morton 6th junior 10-12
Danny Gerow 21st U-23
Mackenzie Woodring Elite women 49th

peace...

DOPAGE!

 figures.

1.ride alot

2. Coppi vs. Bartali

3.Sew-ups

4.’86 La Vie Claire Team

5.Avocet cyclometer

6.Paris – Brest – Paris

7.Tour de France Stage Length (482 km)

8.Tour de France 1903

9.Tullio Campagnolo

10.Triple Crown

11.Look strapless pedals

12.Amphetamines

13.49.41 km

14.Eddy Merckx

15.Major Taylor

Networkin

that's right..Listen up..by now a good solid handful of you are ego deep into your 2013 "plan" got New Years resolutions locked in place, droppin weight, tryin on new kits, pickin up numbers.. spyin A, B's and C's as the micro cycles click on...all the while your blissfully unaware that some still are in there 2012 mode...Its Ok i aint mad at cha so dont feel lame or like a cripple and such..cause sometimes things aint even in your network...Can you dig it?..I aint gonna go all eye of the Tiger about the next few days and week to come..for the select that are..i just wanna make it clear T's is still rollin with you and your basement time may gettin alittle easier cause the lights are gettin brighter and there some good solid T time comin...roll on suck'as and take me with you both spiritually and mentally...

peace.

DOPAGE!

 The seeds of cycling.
 1.  Bib shorts
2.  Lycra
3.  IMBA
4.  Tubeless tires
5.  Disc brakes
6.  Electronic shifting
7.  Suspension shocks
8.  Integrated shifting
9.  Power/weight ratio above 5
10.  Clip in pedals
11.  Supportive spouses/partners
12.  Promoters
13.  Knowledge
14.  Proper genetics
15.  Heart

First Words

first words:
its a stretch that some of you may recall your first words..although i do often..even i have to go deep into the grey matter for that one..so don't feel bad...i aint gonna use that word..the reason i bring this up as with soo many things there always has to be a first..which leads me to this early a.m. rant .....i ask myself...can i do this again...could mean many things to anyone who cares to stumble through the poor grammar that has made t so well..someone close once said..you can start whenever you want..but once you stop...that's a different story..maybe 90% have already started..maybe .01% haven't stopped.....but to me and you it shouldn't matter 2 bits what other fools do..be your own fool..i know what your saying...just what in the hell is T babbling bout now..maybe some of you probably think you know..."the 2013 plan"?...
To be flat faced honest i aint worried about your plan, your teammates plan.. or any other blogger, tumblr, stumbler and status updater and i dont have to tell i aint no fake suicide man and it will be a cold day when I play the that strava game......im focused on the plan at hand here at TMS..and once again under all do circumstances im in for 2013..i aint gonna say its gonna TMS's best season to date,, nor i will say im gonna up the numbers..meet this goal or that.. and as much as i like toys  and  the marketing side of life don't expect no plastic trinket for your birthday or deliciously flavored fake ass sweetened trendy micro brew....the way T see's it don't expect shit and you will be all the jazzed if it arrives in one piece... with a little help from Friends TMS will try to control it and refrain as humanly possible from feeding you the same wind trainer induced porridge some of you have come so accustomed to....

so in cliche sorta way...
im ready to roll like the first time...lets do this..