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Hard to to tell whats more jacked up the bike or Mig...

Rad shit.............keep doing it

Full House..

Sittinn around losing sleep over the weekend..I was between countless reruns of Silver Spoons, Whats happening and the always entertaining Wonder Bug..It got Ts grey matter thinking in way it hasnt thought in years..  Gary said said things never change and people never change...
T said bahhh..and kicked that negative little bastard back to that old white fool Phil..i thought at some point even in the after life someone woulda taught that sucka a lil more respect
I never bought into that.. as old and stodgy as i am..I aint too old too old Vaseline my feet up once and while...hell i change constantly..as matter of fact Ive change certain ways in the last three days...whether it gets noticed or not by the simple folks around me is..well is up to them to decipher .

What can i say the west side hosted a pretty sweet event with passable course.. decently attended and well somewhat of an organized run  event....lotsa good..very lil bad...and everything in-between...

Course.. nice mix of a lil everything  pavement a flyover that  didn't send anyone on permanent life alert..cool podium..food wagon ..not sure why they added some to the course after the initial race maybe times were too fast for the slow guys

Lotsa phart bikes..everywhere.. still cant fingure it out..HOLY FUCKING COW i sure hope they did not give out a state jerseys to the winners..i get the whole Phart bike thin..OK..still...but thats a whole nuther rant in itself..stay tuned or dont..

A Derek Witte sighting anyone remember that dude....how could you not miss him..quite amazing this dude was winning hard ass Michigan crits just a few short years back..

see what phart bikes do to ya....

Johnny Utah...nuff said...

15 years later and the lil Pony still knows how climb on the podium...i find it quite amazing this fool can still race at the high level he does without pinning it on for 9 months speaks volumes about his cornering skills...or...and what about Yankum?..nice ride almost the spoiler in his first year..as much T cant figure that goofy guy out he still likes him..nice season..

hows Ts grammar..lousy....and he dont care..

rumor has it Ol Sorry is a BAD dude...really...?...But he did get another State Championship Title...pity it wasnt  the Elite one that eluded him back in his prime...maybe he should step back up..

that beard that Ginger dude is sportin needs to be on the bad ass list....

Womens Elite..no disrespect but its softer than Ts shoulder....

Bryce Nuiver  put on another jersey to add to his bad ass  criterium one..

whats up the Goochers rolling tires?

That Webb guy did what was predicted..

 Question of the day..Mike Seaman how in the hell is that old Argyle Army skin-suit still in one peace..Christ if you have a fountain of youth for old bike crap...lemme know..better yet jump into it..just kidding Mike but seriously....

Anyone see that hipster with the mustache on the fix gear..no brakes now thats a wWTF..nice job USAC..suppose there was jersey for that too............................................ fuck

DC..makes the  Jeff Kabush of  the scene proud and surprise no-one and wins big........ sorta

Speaking of Massey MIA......now thats another WTF..

wonder what WIZ is doing...?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQoxsMTkVt4

TommyB..national prep seemed more important than that elusive state cross championship hope it pays off....sucks i had a fistful of T money ridin on him...maybe next year

Bunny...bounced himself into another jersey proving last years was no fluke..if he doesn't go nationals this year it will be a shame..

the always powerful C-Snyder didnt win...wtf

im sure theres more but got Ts got a cheeseburger waiting..

It always makes T a lil misty to see the end of the scene roll around..its soo much fucking fun to vent and banter about something so insignificant. as what we all love to do...

forever passionately
yours
T

Imma kid im supposed to be impatient...

come on T

 hit me with it...

soon fools

Two-Stroke

Ron Lechien on a KX250, 1986.

500cc Hockenheim

A GT40 MK1

 STYBAR

1.people that get stuck on the same words or catch phrases
2.people who sit at traffic lights when there green
3.people that are hypocrites
4.people that can not figure out how use the self check out
5.people with shit breath
6.people with dog shit on there shoes
7.people being late
8.people talking over you
9.people that dont like dogs
10.people that drone on about the right to carry a gun.
11.people that can not corner
12.people that can not write
13.people that spew the word training
14.people that can not control there rotten fucking children
15.people that talk with there mouth full

suck

Jerken the Gerken

Have you ever scene a jersey for second place?..get my drift?
But will tell ya haters i am very pleased to see the pre-reg grew some some girth since the start of the week..Maybe thats why it was so hard to get lift off early on, and why the hell I couldn't get any others to commit to the cause until the 11th hour

Im just tickled ignorant that it looks like mother nature seems to be tad constipated..

like a sticky fumbling....

Simon: One of less than 10 of the old guard a win this weekend would be nothing out of the ordinary...

Decemeber: Its here lets see who has  the legs

Tbarrett: on again off again...

Mud: Its cross pretend your Sven..

CSnyder: The Elite race....,. dont think soo

Snow: Not this weekend

C.Sovis: remember Kolo-Tc..pity it went Tits Up! good blog

rain: yea maybe

Lil Pony: the original OG if its Muddy he could surprise you all..or not...

DYankum: his first big year giving this cross thing a try..he aint winnin but he will be top 3 or next on the box

Barriers: yep

BMAC; He just keeps coming 6th place

Forest: we need a course with singletrack..

T-Burke: not this weekend..Nattys prep is more important..smart move

Pavement: not much

Da-Bunny: throws his hat into the ring ...and his to win it

Holes: watchem

Johnny Utah: will  he get a call up?

Attitudes: leave them home...^

Pappa Gooch : another OG..hes gonna need the sweet gift of luck to take out that MTb dude

Rolling: tires

Bunnyhoppin: no one  this weekend

Donald Carmeroon: along with the pony OG from the first year....he's just gonna play with em...

Fast ford: see above

The WIZ wonder what he's doing

Shootin: ditto

Dalton: the racer not the movie.. top 10

Nipples: Keep em covered gonna be cool

Velvet Larry...

Smooth:.will be the Pony

Luke Mullis: hopefully he rides a straighter line off road than on..just sayin

Sketchy:..many will be

Mick Jones: Just like Pappa gooch gonna need a gift to beat the MTB dude

Tired: see two up

Osgood: top 3

yellow: calling card forever

Sorry: If  he shows up he will win..

Comebacks..keep walkin

Frierichs: top 5

ICECREAM: Love it

Wolowiec: Not this year

Break: ing bad

B-RAD...dam that dude looks good on the bike if the stars align..

Hate: none

C Webb: a win

Insurance: if the orange crush was around youd need some more

Todd Greene: 2nd

Corners. see the Pony

Earl Hillaker: that dude is registered in a few races.... whats up wit dat?

Again..whats up wit dat/ cross that easy

Scott Parr: wow where did this dude come from..wonder if he still talks to Lance?

Wheels; in the pit without a frame ....... worthless..

Don Lee..  the Non Blond..

Visors: Stange made em trendy i suppose........never scene a euro fuck wear one though...
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Shane Thellman...TI Baby

Phart Bikes: please

D Mullis..trackin

Winners....

Lil Gooch..Not anymore..the kid got thick

Losers..many

Matt Acker: could be the spoiler of sorts

Ginger: is in

Mikey Seamen: would like to see him take the early flyer

Grey: stop being

CSnyder; single

Power: less they say

Thom Landry: wonder if he ever scored a cheerleader?

Fumble: never

A Fedewa: second to Snyder

One: ring to rule them all

Tim Faas; near the bottom but

Up: he did............nice

Ms Woodring: win

Haul: ass

K Riege: 2nd

Done; his shop

D Soltan: top 5

Shawn Davison: 8th

JMAK:  good to see him on the list... 3rd place

PThompsom: 2nd

JbBaby: single again

Craig Gietzen: this dude will win and should hes been around longing than dirt and suspension forks

move: Up

Women: starting first

Idea: Bad

Nate Williams: good to see him crossin...4th

JTP:......

Wonder:

If:??? or  who shows thats not pre-committed..

Leen van der Meulen, a Dutch rider who won the Amateur World moto-paced championship in Zurich in 1961, tries out the moto.

 Dolly Parton in 1986