Friday, May 12, 2017


1.ride as much as you want
2.ride as little as you want
3.ride to train
4.train to ride
5.eat what you want
6.ride what you like
7.wear what you like
8.give attention to those you wouldn't
9.ignore what others do
10.never gloat
11.be humble
12.be confident
13.learn to say no
14.be flexible
15.disregard goals for balance

be your own hero

Thursday, May 11, 2017



In dreams the truth is learned that all good works are done in the absence of a caress.

Five Hour energy...
go find some and drink it...






you pussy..

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Lemmys House of Red

Jimmy Mac..man if there ever was a guy in the scene that has changed his color more than this guy i wanna know...That being said Jimmy always looks good..the Fonz would give him double cool points on this one for matching the helmet and shoes....
Danny...im liking this gut more and more every time i see his name in the results..
hope he sticks around..the scene needs more guys like him..

but man he runs some narrow bars..
teamies..i mean isnt time for the 3T super team to be coming forward with some new kits?
jimmy..are those POC glasses ???
he needs a matching lid..i expected more from him  and thats disappointing 
Sammy
the red rocker in that bad ass TnA...
no wonder that dude couldnt drive 55
kroske..
always looks good..
but what the heck is going on over his right shoulder with that O2 guy?
 terrible helmet and or fit..
not gonna say a single word about that thick dog in the base media kit..bringing up the caboose..
holy cripes
Speaking of base media...
Wanley.
this kid is pretty sudden..his eye wear sponsor needs to float him some new shades some that fit his face..these are way too big
the team kit looks passable..even in its black form... someone is puttin some grip into these guys...besides the fact that a couple of guys swing there bike, and ride the bullet in dumb situations..its a solid group of young talent that the scene has been lacking
 hope its not too late...
jimmy......never looked better...
the Wiz always looked solid
it wasnt up until the end were his style started to lag...

placement..this should be standard number placement not stuck into that over priced piece of Lycra
love the color scheme of that bike...
soo much bad going here i can barely stomach it..
the first guy in those white arm warmers..that looks terrible..always go black..
the Evil-Dude and that 3D violet alloy Allez..a questionable style move..i do like the color choice the AAVC dudes helmet..looks good with that kit...
cipo...
insanely fuckin cool

shirley..
man she could rock a big ol red T like no one else on that show...
Mike in his now famous kit


Brain dead, total amnesia,
Get some mental anesthesia,
Don't move, I'll shut the door and kill the lights,
And if I can't be wrong I could be right,
All good clean fun,


Tuesday, May 09, 2017

swinging your bike 
dont be a dick 
dont do this..

no one likes a dick


Monday, May 08, 2017

Sunday, May 07, 2017

Fonzies Corner

Man O Man its easy to see why the Fonz luved drag racin soo much...quiet possibly the most beautiful girl to have ever backed up a Funny Car 
a style never obtained again...
Jungle Pam makes me feel alittle Steve Miller 
like i got struck with Jungle Love..
that smile...
Most of the Fonzes pals aint into  the the Lilest Kim thing...
but AYYY that means more for the Fonz..but i do prefer more of a tame Im than this one appears
 CRAZY but thats how it goes..crazy over boring the Fonz will crazy any day..
Now shut up and give 20....
I aint no computer genius but id be willing to go back to nite school just to learn how to build Kelly in the loft above the Cunningham's Desoto...holy smoke!!
Ayyy The Fonz doesnt do ACDC but extra cool points to be able sport a quaff like this rocknroller
Cyndi L throwin that hand symbol T hates..
I will always go to bat for this gal..pure 80's crazy style...like a time machine on two legs...
Jackie Cruz..enuf said
Id put Daisy on the top 5 of the most outta site prime time gals of all time..
that belt drives the Fonz to cross the center line...
Even with those crazy eyes..
Jane is insanely beautiful..and to this date she is holdin together quite well...
were gonna have to do Sunday nite special featuring Jane...
WOW
Speaking of Crazy eyes....
Kate has never really had that drop dead run red lights and bounce over curbs beauty..
she has somethin else and im gettin more and more on the T band wagon for her the more i surf..
Remember what i said..keepem laughin...
even an Alien like Mork sealed the deal with Ms Welch back in the day 

Friday, May 05, 2017


1.spouses
2.social media
3.past results
4.siblings
5.society
6.friends
7,teammates
8.management
9.income level
10.social status
11.start list
12.classmates
13.parents
14.co-workers
15,image








expectations

Thursday, May 04, 2017


One is given and the other is taken..

The AAVC dropped keeping a overall point series for the spring-fling thing...and decided to not award anything for the top three that there not keep tracking of...

Yea not really diggin the AAVC 2017 plan...racing for really nothing..at best maybe keep track of the overall..dont wanna shell out the big money to the final top 3...here are a few simple ideas to make the 30 odd dollars worth while..

option 1

  • 1 st place for the series free entry to all 2018 AAVC spring races
  • 2nd place cover entry to 4 races
  • 3rd place cover the entry's to 3
I have always like the idea of awarding overalls with free entry's..hell at this point just run into the top five...keeps the machine rollin

option 2
  • gas card to the top 3
  • 1st 75$
  • 2nd 50$
  • 3rd 25$
I mean seriously...150 $ aint that much and it would help a tad..shows effort at least..

option 3
  • drop the entry fees in half
  • keep score cuz people like series
  • have a snobby beer and pizza party after..and give out some free swag
If its a "training race"  lets keep the entry fees low like a club race..I mean 30 bucks its near normal entry fees..


For years T has given props to and criticism to all the avenues you all have here in the scene...but 35$ day of bucks for a training race with nothing but USAC results...seems kind steep..I get the whole youth/female development...but driving away riders...(and it will) aint the answer...doesn't surprise me alot of east side folks have been staying clear..in Ts opinion bad idea




When is a training race not really a race..
Sleep with the devil and then you must pay 
Sleep with the devil and the devil will take you away


Wednesday, May 03, 2017

Lemmys House of Style

I laugh soo dam loud to myself when the TT scene rears its head..not in the way negative rockers do towards the avg hackers,,but just because TTin is soo dam misleading...you can never tell whos gonna go good or just there for the pain...
That wheel..
not a fan of big gawdy stickers on disc wheels..do like the placement of that O2 sticker on that thick dogs BB
This dude is probably the quickest AARP card holder you will ever cross pass with..he aint going up hill fast unless theres a plate of Old pilgrim waiting at the top but give him a clock to race against and look the fuck out haters...

Suns out guns out...if you know this loser..tell him it aint cool to go USAC TTin in his wrestling uniform
remember her from last year?...for god fuckin sake you have invested all your grip in a dialed fit..a crazy TT rig..proper nutrition and perfect positioned eye wear..the latest in skid lids...the least you could do is leave the rain jacket at the start...you fuckin fail...
This man wins every time...he has life figured out and doesn't need to measure his dick up against any other man....

see ya next week
 and remember to not take your low wattage ass too serous...

Dance to the beat of the livin dead
Lose sleep, baby, and stay away from bed
Raw power is sure to come a-runnin' to you
If you're alone and you got no fear
So am I baby let's move on out of here
Raw power is sure to come a-runnin' to you
Raw power got a magic touch
Raw power is much too much
Happiness is guaranteed
It was made for you and me
Raw power, honey, just won't quit
Raw power, I can feel it
Raw power, it can't be beat
Poppin' eyes and flashin' feet
Don't you try, don't you try to tell me what to do
Everybody always tryin to tell me what to do
Look in the eyes of a savage girl
Fall deep in love in the underworld
Raw power is sure to come a-runnin' to you
If you're alone and you got the shakes
So am I, baby and I got what it takes

Raw power…

Tuesday, May 02, 2017

Monday, May 01, 2017

Why even keep it hard in a flat-lined world


Thought i might change it up a bit tonight long time, haters, friends, lovers..and just plain good ol loyal scene folks...change is good and we all would be benefit from a little now and again...

WARNING:
grammar aint gotten any better and T was way too busy even to considering using spell check...

So whats going? hows your kids, your new job..wife? hubby...that new boat your eyeing..soo much going on in everyone's little planet you know things often get missed as we drift through..and the scene aint no diff...
Ts was talkin to a friend they say they just cant get lift on anything thats going on in around there little piece of the system..i partially agree and disagree..Ok...

You missed the gravel Trifecta?..Pity cuz its just what the scene needed and has been crying for true shitty weather nearly die type spring racing..

So you had the same old Waterford spring series..but if there ever was a place to lose your breath at its there...
it aint ever easy and now 90 minutes holy fuckin shit ...

The AAVC not your style pity its run well scored quick and aint no walk in the park.....T knows his big butt aint humpin it up that hill with all those stragglers

Yankee springs..Ok T cant quite grasp the two lap TT format as much as you can..but obviously the folks want it cuz it nearly topped the 800 rider count and now has seemed to be the measuring bar for fast..Tandguy makes the appearance..

Speaking of TTs Big Ray saved the day for anyone that has ever plunked down the ridiculous amount of coin for a something that gets used less than mans special purpose in a 15 year marriage..can grasp it.. that all being said..from the rumor of the turn out alot folks divorced themselves from that pocket robbing back breaking bitch and opted to sit it out...cept a pile of old guys that already get were there libido has gone..crud the top  4 were all eligible for the spouse upgrade and supply of little blue male enhancement..that one fool was over the planet 60..

Rusthakin...man is Q ridin well or what..ok so the Giant came equipped with one gear..but still fuck..

The now controversial  Chief and crew held center stage out at that concourse, and split the spring thing down the center yesterday on a dreary Sunday..rumors on all fronts folks got shoveled into body bags,, One of there own took the win on the east side..and choke and gasp one of those 3T guys almost pulled off an upset win..if that wouldn't of been the end of the world as we fuckin know it

soo bad and soo good all the same

 i dunno what would better or worse..cept..maybe the WIZ comin coming back that would be pretty fuckin rad...

Seems like theres stuff going on not far off from your zip code..I mean you got gravel races, races were you win underwear..crit racing..TTs...Mountain biking stuff..Fondos...group rides...not mention segments..seems like enuf to keep even the most biopolar explro's attention..

do something different you just might like it
love peace and always respect
T