Fonzies Conrer

hey Nerds..when is the last time you really thought about the things in life you often miss? The Fonz likes to reflect now and time again about two things in life he is insanely passionate about..

If you knew the Fonz like his good pal straight as an arrow best buddy Richie C..then you wouldn't need me to expand on it briefly..

WOA chix on bikes...

you noticed i didnt pigeon hole it into the one driven by a motor...Man the world of yours was gifted with some incredible bikes and chix over the past 10 years huh?

How about the queen of  the V-brakes that golden gal Paula Pezzo..woa she was sumthin ..just thinkin about  that tricked out Fisher soft tail to those golden hot shorts...makes me romantic for the golden years..

Canadians pride..

Emily B..I never really been fond of campin..but if it involved her towing me around bombin some finely sculpted trails..id be up for alittle smores later that night..
she looks like a California surfer girl but rides the Richies first car the Love Bandit..

Boy that willow koerber was smokin ..wasnt she? 

The Fonz had a hard time deciding what he liked more about her..those sexy poses she was known for or just how dam incredibly good lookin she was kitted out..

If your gal rides.be a gentleman and let her ride her way..

many nerds ruin relationships by thinkin there gals like to shred like them..

earn extra cool points this week and let them lead 

1.lovers...we all want em..at least for two minutes
2.haters.....everyone has at least one
3.getting laid........one of the evils of the world
4.points....cool ones or upgrade..they all count for something
5.grammar...blame it on too much caffeine and trying to do too much
6.money...see number 3
7.tagging...we all want to feel like we belong
8.bagging..everyone should of experienced this job at one point in there life
9.sucking..we all have its a part of  life
10,bikes..really there are just too many options
11.pro deals...but you call it sponsored
12.free shit...people will take anything
13.things...we all have too much
14.watts..face it..most everyone either lies about them or knows very little about them
15,upgrades...everyone is always seeking it in some way shape or form

State of The State

Things i aint given out tonight..

no strippers, 

dead F1 drivers..

great music videos..

silly Photoshop BS..

ageing supermodels..

silly gif images..
no silly hand gestures 

eurofucks ...

over priced bike shit.

the list could go on but simply T don't have the energy or the time to dick with it... like hes beating a dead horse and this just might be the last time he even goes anywhere near the subject with any thought or depth..

I aint your captain ..

(but id probably make a badass one though)..ill be dammed if im going down with our ship...ill step off into the life boat before anyone even knows im gone...Im being flat faced TMS honest with you all... half of our scene is circling the turd bowl..  and im not visualizing a full recovery anytime soon

Some bad stuff is goin on and we better right the ship pretty dam soon before we all lose more to other things life has to offer..I know this blog sucks..and is not taken serous..and that's OK that's how its built..but like anything in life...the truth and facts lay deep inside everything..

Never called myself a writer or a wise man but i know how some things just generally work..

Im gonna hit on some points that have wringing my wrists..I want you all to think about it for a few days..i don't care if you speak up..just think about it

1. Did i miss somethin..But who is runnin the MBRA?
2. No point series
3. a point series
4. The Spring thing series..points and payout debacle..good or bad...or wtf?
5. The Maple Hills race turnout..wow..
6. the omnium and TTs added at the last minute..good idea or bad?
7. why Waterford and Gratten races are so popular
8. The lack of Junior riders
9. Mountain biking..........
10. Schedule conflicts: asking a race promoter to be added to the series and then another promoter dropping a another race on top of it..
11. Cone Azalia whats up with that?
12. No scheduled State championship road race
13. No scheduled State Championship crit
14. why the some races have become so soild and still thrive  like Alma GP..Lumberjack 100 BRX etc
15. the cross scene is on the rise race wise..great...but will people care?

why,,,,,,,,,,

These are just a few..
please if you do anything..just think about one of these points..its your scene and i know we like to think EbnFlo small parts of are going away little by little

See ya in a few days 

T

THREE T TUESDAY

Lets face it haters...if you have been visiting this shitty blog your probably a bike racer or had been one at some point..So when I say podiums you get my drift...I dont have all nite to dissect every podium that has ever happened in around in Miscene..or all the pro like rules that make them up
Some folks spend there entire racing life trying to get on the boxes..many have never scene it and some are more of a regular on them...so whats the proper etiquette?..I dunno and i frankly dont give a shit..its not the pro-life..and non of the guys calling the cat 1/2 race the pro 1/2 are..in my worthless foul smelling opinion...whether anyone sticks around to see you collect your entry fees back is irrelevant ...
the semi unofficial good looking podiums should like this

1. Congratulate the winner
2. Shake winners hand
3. One hand on the winners back one in the air
4. smile
5. hold sponsors products if available 
6. wear team gear..if its practical..

T has a few ideas or  rules when it comes to what happens up there..

1. the boxes should be clean and presentable in a decent location
2. the guy that won should call the shots...
3. helmets on or off (see number 2)
4. If you get on the boxes dont come stumbling up there in jeans and T shirts..(there is exception to this rule though)
5. throwing that metal sign of metal or the thumbs up is frowned upon (unless you win) and you stick anything you want in the air you fuckin won 
6. children are allowed but make em smile..

see ya soon with Ts unofficial opinions ...

Tonight

Fonzies Corner

Amanda Holden...........

that dress could stop a freight train and melt an Arnold shake,,,,,,,,,,,

Sofia Coppola ..

Is there any creature more beautiful than she.......

Selma..

in a blond way AYYYYYYYY

when all else fails and yer left sad and lonely dreaming of super models and podiums theirs always pizza......

and when that spicy meat curls up like that even the most badass chick doesn't stand a chance !

Two-Stroke

1.Cyber shopping
2.Cyber friend
3.Cyber group rides
4.Cyber races
5.Cyber Sex
6.Cyber Bullies
7.Cyber Watts
8.Cyber Jobs
9,Cyber Art
10.Cyber Stalking
11.Cyber Achievements
12.Cyber Space
13.Cyber Class
14.Cyber mail
15.Cyber games

parallel universes

TGIF

tomeage

life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

Maya Angelou