Tuesday, April 09, 2019

2015

Dry, cold and frozen

SIMONSTER with his infamous early edition aero hair-net

Grand fondo Saturday

Race on sunday

Monday, April 08, 2019

2012

Mike Anderson Keeps former BRX winner Derek Graham in check 3/4 of the way through a dry and fast Sager road..keen eyes can spot hardmen like Catlin, Simonster, Clint Verran, and the Evil-Dude The Bunny and Nate Dog chasin

This would be pretty much the last year you could ride a Mountain Bike and still contest for the win.

The worlds largest gravel road race that grosses over $250K, this is bullshit! All of the shorter races should be finished before the main event riders reach the merge point. Basic like Iceman,

the pros should go off last.

all week long on TMS

Saturday, April 06, 2019

money, guns....drugs

Friday, April 05, 2019

get out of hell free

Glasses over helmet strap
Shorts and socks always at the same height
Suns out, Guns out
Always start a race with a clean rig
Saddle and tape should match
Group rides are not the place for your intervals
No half wheeling
Don’t be chopping
Hold your line
Keep your hands to yourself
When the race is over, take the number plate off
Socks under leg warmers, that even goes for you VdP
Only sprint for cash, chix, or the podium
Never sprint from the hoods
Never, ever ever ever, ever wear a jersey you did NOT earn. EVER

life rules

we all got em..

Thursday, April 04, 2019

Yuck

Although name says it all...

Everything was going smooth until they had to hang those gay ass mag wheels on this bike.........

PUKE

Boy whoever owns the C-dale should..go back to style school...
this rig was well on its way to a prime ass build..until..

the dreaded gay ass oversize wheel decals...

oh and that mis-matched 3T seatpin..i can see where this guy was going..trying to match it with FSA cranks..but would opted for an FSA pin rather

fuc me

you will never in a million strava drips convince me drop bars on anything wider than 700-45c tires is cool

Unless its 1989 and your John Tomac..fuc me Johnny T could ride a shopping cart and still be fuckin cool...
Nice H2o cage tho

Man o man i really dont hate technology..

i really dont..

but what i do hate is just ugly ridiculous over thought and pain in the ass to work on technology..

YES,

pour me another

a man doesnt need much in life....

cept.......

maybe another Black Bike...

nice subtle decals and workin the the pink tape almost as good as Poison Ivy is workin that Gibson

One Speed

Pauls wide arch canti brakes

carbon Enves bigger than 50mm

subdued hue

slammed stem

made of metal..

adios cruel world............

These guilty pleasures are not only enjoyable but also good for your health!

Tuesday, April 02, 2019

ATTENTION RACERS ATTENTION RACERS ATTENTION RACERS ATTENTION RACERS ATTENTION RACERS ATTENTION RACERS ATTENTION RACERS ATTENTION RACERS

ATTENTION RACERS

Important information on race course merging and rider safety. With over 3,000 people out on the course there will be lots of passing and rider interactions. Be sure to let your presence be known politely while passing others, and if you're just cruising along be sure to stay to the far right so quicker riders can safely pass. Approximately 5 miles from the finish the 62 and 100 mile routes merge back with the 22 and 36 mile course. All riders will share this final stretch so it's important to be aware of your surroundings and to be KIND to one another! Faster riders, it is your duty to safely overtake other riders. If you're at the front of a large group it's your duty to communicate to the group what's going on. No one's race is any more important than anyone else's. Have fun and be kind to one another out there, it's that attitude that makes gravel racing so special!

Monday, April 01, 2019

Mystery's of Life

Your name on your bike..

why?

“When was the last time you made actual eye contact with your truth?”

— Jonathan Carroll