youth of today

 

 

 

 

 

1. The Equalizer
2. Pepperoni pizza 
3. McDouble 
4. Cheese popcorn 
5. Zip Hoodies 
6. Thriftiness 
7. Diet Coke
8. Lays Potato chips 
9. Ass 
10. Thick thighs 
11. Dark Hair, Ginger, Blonde..short ..long..shoulder length 
12. In that order 
13. Tan sidewalls 
14. Outside..
15. Inside only if it’s beyond Doughnut ride level 
16. Solo..
17. Ride, rather than drive to ride..
18.  Intervals...rather than aerobic 
19. Second hand...
20. Silence instead of Hatership
21. Vision Quest...
22. Ice Castles 
23. Dirty Harry 

go to...

 

 Stay Creepy 

 Meth...it’s not just for trailer parks

 

Tripper...hey rabbit...cross is coming 

Rudy..yeah...I know 

Tripper..I hear it’s gonna be a bit different this year..

Rudy..yea..why is that..

Tripper, cuz the old way wasn’t working, it seemed a feeble attempt at modeling a series reminiscent of the glory days, and new school players, don’t have any connection to Tailwind, the cup, uncle Bobby and probably only a handful know whole the Pony or the Black Ace is...

Rudy..so who cares about those Dinosaurs 

Tripper..ah Rudy your soo crass...it’s not really about our forefathers, or about the payouts, or even about obtaining precious USA cycling point..it’s about getting that grass roots of a fun aspect of cycling back.

Rudy..but what about those left overs from the glory days, I’m sure some are still seeking the truth...?

Tripper...ahhh Rudy, if any of those dudes haven’t found the truth yet, they may consider a new hobby....

 221 days until Barry Roubaix 

 

 Water automatically gets recycled no matter how you dispose of it.

 what the end of the world looks like..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Two  Stroke..

 

 

 

 

21.Brandon Dickson, 

Somewhat of a newbie learned the Waterford thing quickly, hopefully the scene will turn around so some of these new guys can get an upgrade 

20. Willy Stallworth

with a name like that..it would be a shame to leave him off this list 

19. Morning Cranks

Never formally met any of these dudes, but they have TMS spirit that's good enough for T 

18. Kyle Dankert

Blonde Ambition, spent the summer taking the hits, and he improved immensely 

17. Brian Walcharz

A winter belly and lack of a bunch of team mates  didn't slow Brian down a bit 

16. Steve Bromiel, 

took some good licks all season chasing that upgrade..

15. Adam Heisel, 

Adambomb.., He might not corner like a juiced up Civic, but Waterford suits his wattage well

14. Colin Snyder, 

looked solid all summer long. (Solely based on Waterford of course) 

13. Dan Yankus, 

on again...off again...this dad’s specialty is dirt..he should stick to it..

12. Alex Tenselhof 

has been strangely quiet all summer but has carried a big stick, looks like he gained much needed Jedi like focus..

11. Jonathon Meyer,

 young talent never gets old, and for a kid starting out spring as mere beginner looked pretty good by mid summer placing in the top 10 at lumberjack 

10. Kyle Macdermaid

Nice sprint, wouldn't start calling Patrick Lefevere..but still all the same a solid punch, If spouses would of counted on this list he would of been farther up. WOA.

9. Noah Debruine, 

I’m sure that got spelled wrong, but any kid that can drop down and do push-ups in a middle of a crit is ok in our book. The next big thing mmm.. I dunno?  but has decent potential lets hope it doesn't go to his head 

8. The Williams bros,

  Dave and Nate.. sticking close to Gratten living life raising kids..FTW

7. Keegan Korienek, honest about his abilities and a good normal kid to boot, not mention solid all summer. You know what they say The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree

6.Dam Shamburger...was rolling good. Until a altercation with a metal fence seemed slow his mojo for the summer. But till then he was solid

5. Jesse Semen

A handful of State championships is a pretty good summer EH?

4. The Shrek

Dad had a good summer, hopefully his goats bring him his slippers on a nightly basis 

Third runner up

3. Sam Junge

Big fish small pond. Despite criss crossing across America Sam made it a point to come back enough leather em on occasions 

Second Runner up

2. Connel Alford

the Kid that probably was probably playing Angry Birds a few summers ago, is now giving the scene fits. racing every weekend, being 17 and having parents with grip doesn't hurt.

 

First Runner up

1. Corey Stange..

Kinda scary to think that Corey is nearly a masters rider..his consistency is only rivaled by his taste in kits. 

Official dudes of Summer.

Big Luke Mullis, and Tiny Chris Uberti always a good battle, rarely interrupted. Uberti went off to his roots last weekend, Pity would of been a good rematch for the former State Crit Champion at Debates  

 

 

 Bicycle Heaven..Pittsburg Penciltucky...

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