The devil inside 

 

 310 days since ICEMAN 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Every loser in Vegas thinks they still got game..

 

 There comes a time in every man’s life…you either step up, or step off

 

1. Oil in every corner 

2. Carpet laid carefully over the railroad tracks 

3. Fresh brush hog single track

4. That River crossing.

5. Golf cart paths.

6. Ridiculous straight up the ski slope death march climb.

7. That downhill sweeping turn around that Gazebo 

8. Sketchy brickyard finish 

9. Office park oval with wheel grabbing concrete separations

10. Hypodermic needles littering random parking lots 

11. Massive long ass sprint 5 lanes wide that narrowed down to one lane by the finish line 

12. That crazy ass sled hill run up.

13. Pile ups in nearly every corner 

14, often crashing multiple times during the same race (see above)

15.  At least 3 times up that silly sledding hill per lap

16. Two turns..both tight..180 degrees 

17. Silly right hand chicane, and bridge in the final 200 meters 

18. BMX jumps 

19. Racing under the lights 

20. Break neck flyover 

21. Mattresses padded trees

22. That guy spray painting a bunch of garbage cans on that uphill alley section.(sorry not in Michigan)

23. Heinous uphill finish 

24. Getting stopped by a train 

25. Flatter than day old beer…and no single track…..this coming from the Trumpy piece of shit washed up race promoter 

26. Pay out to the top 10…oops sorry top 6 we gave out the money 

27. Free Thunder Bar to the preregistration riders…see number 25

26. Cash payout to the winner..hope you enjoyed your mostacolli , and cheese pizza. Oh yea here is a bath robe instead of the promised 75 bucks…see number 27

27. Mountain bike race on a trash hill…yep you guessed it see number 25

28. Fields inter mixing due to heavy fog 

29. Paul constantly messing up the laps

30. Paul pulling the racism card

31. Hypothermia October end of the year mountain bike race 

32. Angry driver trying to get to their crib, threatening to drive over the entire cat 3 wheel pit

33. Those Fckn chestnuts littered around the tree..

If uno uno

 

Looking over the pre register list

 

 

 

 

 call your mom

 Half Wheelers 

 

 Gotta buddy of mine who’s turning pro

 u only innocent when u dreamin

 Sometimes you’re so busy you forget to breath

 

 

 

 

 Bicycle heaven…BMX n stuff

 

 

 

 

 

 Polish pilot of the British Royal Air Force Auxiliary Service (ATA) Anna Leska (1910-1998) in the cockpit of a Spitfire fighter.

 

 

 

 What a great summer it’s been…..