Spring has sprung...

take a break from your normal form of social media and stop by TMS tonight to fuckin get  a grip on how silly this whole thing really is..

WATN

Prime Time with The Fonz

Kill Aliens, and look like that normal gal at the post office 

AY Ms Weaver..you are always on the top of the Fonzes A list

I said it before and Ill say it again Id drive Dollys tour bus 24/7..
married to the same man her whole life speaks volumes..

Speaking of Tour buses...not sure who this gal is but hair her sends the Fonz straight to the showers

A broad from my prime time..Joan Collins..
the Queen of the late 70's and 80's snake pit..
a bean bag,
the big old console TV
I aint even going near those boots..

Id love me alittle Joan Collins after hours...

I know Raquel's half real doll..
but find me a woman thats nearly 100 years old that looks as well preserved as she does....

Keep It Simple Nerds...

Treat her right...

1,scott bower
2.eric tompkin
3.tom archer
4.bryan farmer
5.jamie parker
6.danny klein
7.jay moncel
8.curt johnson
9.thomas kachelmeyer
10.wayne cook
11.joe cranston
12.derek grahm
13.mike anderson
14.grahm howard
15,steve howard

woulda
 coulda
  did

what the end of the world looks like

“you can’t rush this step or your meth comes out all fucked-up”, warned red dog.

Lemmys House of Self improvement

I really like that Lathrup kit....not a fan of the orange helmet..i can see what they were shootin for but they missed it.. a black lid woulda pulled all together..when in doubt go black..unless yer local Giant rep is givin away free shit then its all bets off...

Pro-style here posers..that right top mount lever and the PC8...

i could never understand why people went into to full on hate mode with top mounts...

why does the legendary Wiz looks so good here...His helmet and shorts match...

nuff said

Grip Tape on the H2O cages...Hey Lowell fans take fuckin note...

3T grovel team paper heads coming to gravel a race next year

Tan sidewalls speak to me in such a fuckin cool way im erect teenage style

Red/white and Blue Ritchey 29er hardtail...quite possibly the most badass bike on earth a tad portly..but who gives a shit..its fuckin cool lookin

Back then no-one rode a 3T...
god that must of sucked...

The Most BADASS mofos to walk around Coney...

Not really a Metal fan..but even these could make a non Exploro ridin chump look stylish

Hey Fucker..were you gravling to today?

off a fuckin cliff hopefully...

I suppose this would be cool...
not as cool as 3T shit..

but cool

Its a sad fuckin day if this is were your sports going to....there is soo much gay shit going on here i might have to do a separate post on it..
makes me vomit in my mouth every time i look at this pic 

hey Lemmy what ya think of this do-it all rig?

Lemmy: I hate you..

whats with that stupid ass lookin fork?

Brain dead, total amnesia,

Get some mental anesthesia,

Don't move, I'll shut the door and kill the lights,

And if I can't be wrong I could be right,

All good clean fun,

Have another stick of gum,

Man, you look better already,

Motorhead, remember me now 

Motorhead,

Expand your mind

loosin you sphincter

maybe even get a smidge of style

Tonight on Lemmys House of Self improvement 

WATN

zerø traction: kansas city cross film from Keith Walberg on Vimeo.

1.Road races with shitty pavement
2.Races made shitty with gravel
3.Races nearly every weekend
4.spotty schedule
5.paying full price for shit
6.everyone gets the homie hook-up
7.skinny tires and skinny riders
8.fat tires and fat riders
9.the right amount of classes
10.classes for everyone
11.$35 entry fees paying 10 deep
12.75$ entry fees paying 3 deep
13.Big Rays roll away
14.Big Rays on a walker
15.intervals
16.segments

that was then
this is now

America 

Lemmys House of go fuck yourself

This gal looked to be fully on point...until the dreaded helmet debacle..

i mean i do love the aero lids and  there are so so so many out there..but like Brians mouth wash...it aint makin it

Hey i remember that gal there...

didnt she used show up to the Waterford worlds a few years back and pay the entry fee in one dollar bills..
things that make you go mmmmmmmmmmmmm...

she wore that catlike and the skinsuit like a pure mutherfuckin badass BITD

whats wrong with this pic???

I aint pickin on these guys..but gawd dam..first off they get Fonzie cool points for having the balls to pony up those Briko lids...but they just fuckin fall on there smug gravel faces in the eye wear dept...

whats my rule about helmet company's that produce eyewear...?

Time to hit up the rep and let em know how much social media coverage your gettin and demand the shades 

Mojo-Risin rollin a beach cruiser and smokin a fatty...what a great life...

hey DC use your clout of that national Championship Phartbike jersey and for god-fuckin sake get some new fuckin eyewear......

This is just plain fuckin stupid..

Ill be glad when this whole fake loaded gravel all day riding touring thing finaly bites the dust...

USAC just added a class to all its National Championships.......

He rides a road, that don't have no end,

An open highway, without any bends,

Tramp and his stallion, alone in a dream,

Proud in his colours, as the chromium gleams,

On Iron Horse he flies, on Iron Horse he gladly dies,

Iron Horse his wife, Iron Horse his life

He lives his life, he's living it fast,

Don't try to hide, when the dice have been cast,

He rides a whirlwind, that cuts to the bone,

Loaded forever, and righteously stoned,

On Iron Horse he flies, on Iron Horse he gladly dies,

Iron Horse his wife, Iron Horse his life

Yeah, slide it to me!

One day one day, they'll go for the sun,

Together they'll slide, on the eternal run,

Wasted forever, on speed bikes and booze,

Yeah tramp and the brothers, all born to lose,

On Iron Horse he flies, on Iron Horse he gladly dies,

Iron Horse his wife, Iron Horse his life