Great Moments in TMS history

 Man..leave it to the eurofucks for coming up with cool toys..T loves alot of things and toys are near the top of the list..although this dude aint new and some other doped riddin euro magazine used to have there own column dedicated to the plastic toys... he sure is rad as fuck...Id play the shit out of about twenty of those guys..leave it up to those smart minded German folks to come with a cool toy line Playmobil has been around even before Silverspoons and they keep on producing everything from petting zoos, to Riot gear Swat guys yielding automatic weapons...Like i said id play the fuck outta these lil things...I can picture the US scenario of these little plastic fucks..Id have the whole peloton set up in this playmobil town..buildings, cars, people.. all the works..It would be full on B-Ham group ride style..Bah..fuck it ...it would be like a Miscene road race...say Frankenmuth..dudes will be fighting for wheels, gapping each other off..poor fit and blacked out carbon esq rigs would be the norm..and outta no-where fat Bob comes barrel assing out of the Donkey Punch bar drunk as fuck with his bitch whore girlfriend Rhonda on the back of his over priced HD...clips one of the riders causing the whole group to wad it up in a carbon snapping moment....

man id play the shit out of these

 

1. sealing a tubeless wheel on the first try.

2. Ignoring ignorant ass holes

3. The first mouthful of a ice cold Diet Coke at 6:43 am

4. Checking up on people 

5. Randomly being texted by a friend who hasn’t texted you in a while 

6. A good slice of pizza, ( although there is really no bad pizza) but there is really good.

7. A fresh haircut 

8. A nice fragrance 

10. Petting dogs, cats too..because animal racism is stupid

11. Saying No

12. The motivational feeling 

13. Having a true passion for something..( don’t confuse this for routine)

14. Cool mornings

15. Good conversations 

16. The perfect interval session 

17. The right line through a sketchy corner 

18. The perfect…any fit

19. A good playlist 

20. Making connections without being creepy 

21. Wendy’s fries 

22. Ramen noodles…when the time is right.

23.  Being honest with people 

24. New bar tape…yeah you need change that smelly shit.

25. Laughing at yourself 

26. Having a sense of humor 

27. Properly worn in footwear 

Rad shit 2025

 Ishibuchi dam, Isawa River, Iwate Prefecture

 

 Did you know that Jan Ullrich would heat a jar of Nutella in the microwave and then drink it?

 

 

 

 Half wheelers 

 

 

 

 When I hear someone chewing there food…

 

 

 Proper sticker placement 

 

 “Without obsession, life is nothing.” – John Waters

 

 Ballroom Bltzzzzz

 

 

 No one cares...

 

 

 they should invent a me who is free of guilt