whats up wit dat? part 1

Mr T..
Ya'll must of been reading my mind about in yo face reports, and I gotta agree even T is growing weary.. This dam hot summer days got me feeling like its Atlanta..But i know i gotta keep it rollin, and having Gary with me lately always keeps me honest. right Gary?
Gary: Ill tell ya T hanging with you and the scene sure as hell beats all that other Bull shit ive had to deal the last few months, make that last 40+ yrs. Man could talk all day about lifes hardships..but I aint gonna go down that road...instead Im here with T to keep it real and your face.
Mr T: thanks Gary where do we start?
Gary: How about your take on this whole 10 speed bike thing? i used to have one, i got back in the day for a Sears and roebuck endorsement, but i never got a chance to ride it. you know they dont build bikes for guys my size. you ever seen my legs?
Mr T: that sucks, but i think your local LBS can take of that now, but its gonna have to wait..Ok Gary i hear ya. so we wanna maybe talk about a mid season report. some ting alittle more in depth, than what you will find elsewhere, something alittle edgy. maybe a pat on the back, after a good swift kick in balls HUH? is that it?
Gary: Dam straight T lets get to it....remember T no hatred, lets be cool..
Mr T Ok but man can do it all it once were gonna have to break it down in small parts I dont like to be rushed, I work on my own time No one elses. As far as the hatred goes some suckas are gonna have to toughin the fuck up..Its the Miscne, no one takes this shit serious, and besides i aint baggin on yo kids... messin with your lady, or even askin for money, im just keepin real.. tryin to make like Juicy fruit and hopin the flavor lasts.... i guess lets talk about where we came from..I really didn't know what to expect this yr, im as new to this whole 10 spd thing as well as you Gary, but i know i kinda like it..like i said last fall, my butt may be big but i can go up hill..i know i know ...there are some tired dudes out there, and some that just keep coming..from late March, till Mid July i have scene the spectrum, so dont give me that you cant go fast in April and still go fast in summer BS, Its possible and those that know how to do it, are doin it. In your face? Ill stick it in your face and call out names..guys like silent D, that evil Fool, DANNYK, long lost Cross, and the west sider..I just like to cal LAM, who did forget...They have held steady for while..if the whole bottom dropped out this weekend they should go away with a sense of good work under there belts...
Gary: I hear ya T . spring seems so long ago, yet it seems like yesterday some sucka was calling everyone to get off there butts and RACE. speakin of that...what happened to our MCG chat board? and Whats UP wit The Thursday worlds? they seem kinda quiet this year T?
MT T.. AHH the Thursday worlds at Waterfords sport mans club..yes Gary the banter has been on qt this year..In as many years past the Thursday nights were the best gig in town, you had all types out there in the ring, the Racers, the fakers, the crossers, along with a whole alotta shit talkers..My speculation may its just low in in involvement right now..many factors have kept dudes home..weather, commitments, facebook, lack of fitness..nobody wants to get there but kicked. I also think suckas have put alittle more emphasis on the weekend stuff this year, like i said sometimes going into the weekend gigs with tired legs isnt a fun...I ain't say in midweek in is dead..just its been off some suckas radar.
Gary: Hey whatta about the MIA"S of 2010? throw me some names out. and why's..seems like alotta fools are not even showin up.
MR T Gary i gotta stop right there. Warcraft is callin..and Im gettin ready to mess some fools up. lets we'll be back in a day to lay more down you hear?
Gary: I hear ya, besides, I need a shower.

T: keep it alive and control the Hatred!