Sunday, October 17, 2010

"Alien Blueprint"

Well By Golly Michigan sceners got what has taken yrs to get, A new Tailwind cross venue, and from my side a mighty fine one to boot as well, ala Mountain Bikie as i expected, but its better than another STONEY. ya know!

Heres a few tid bits..
Sure are a lot of leaves out here, thanks for clearing them 
It must have been that 12 pack of beer you had last night
Nice blonde, but get out of the way
That restroom sure does smell good
Mark "Chicken" Parmelee
Mis-matching wheels, how annoying
Singlespeed, I still don't get it
New AAVC kit, I like it
New Two Wheel kit, I Hate it
Hey milf, get back over here
I like pigtails
Fat people in skinsuits, always a delight
The Art of Changing in the Parking Lot
There's a lot of turns out here, Mister Twister would love this place
Rolled tires in the finale
Steve B needs to either get a plan or get on the JACK
auto pilot blowin up
DC WTF? again WTF
Massey calling a dramatic sprint
Anne still killing it
A downhill start? That's a bad idea
Could have used a dust mask out there
Moncel riding in the front group
"You almost got Jon Card, get up there"
Chix crashin...its never pretty YYYYEEEECCCCHH!
Course tape in the drivetrain is always a bummer
The face of a man blown up should be etched in stone
Leg warmers ans short sleeves? Bad combo
The return of Wiz

to be continued.

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

This might be the best sidebar of photos yet. Love the vintage Weinert!

Henrietta Collins said...

So the old Pain Train has downgraded to the B race? Did I hear that right? Wait a minute, did I see that right on the results? What, Masters not easy enough? We all know the Elite race is too hard, but the B race? You can't take out a bunch of old farts who know better than to race Elite? Hmmm, seems pretty weak to me. Come on man, you're better than that. Or are you? Maybe it's time to hang em up. Didn't you used to crush Weinert back in the old mtb days? I don't see that cat racing down. Time to get back to Pontiac Lake Hot Lap PR's. The B race? Really? Say it ain't so. What's next, the C race? Rich Stark doubles and you drop to the B race. Wow. What a turd. At least you have a cool Mustang to rev around everywhere.

By the way, nice crash at the barriers. Might want to practice a little more before the next race.

Anonymous said...

THAT DUDE IS JUST A TWEEKER AND ISNT WORTH THE TIME.

Anonymous said...

Ok, I must admit that I thought that the Pain Train was winning the Master's race when I drove in. I admit to not paying too much attention to the results. I guess I gave him too much credit. Sometimes you've got to know "when to say when" and call it a career. What's next, the Junior category? Just don't enter the Elite women because Anne might hand it to you.

Also, here's a trivia question. Who's the rider in the picture that is running up behind Weinert?

Anonymous said...

Jed Schneider, from Kansas?

Anonymous said...

I agree with the Jed S answer. Man, they both look pretty young. It's amazing how racing at the Elite level ages dudes pretty quickly.

Anonymous said...

Linden X although crazy twisty was a nice change. Thanks TMS for keeping the cross scene flowing.
I mean thanks Henry!

Anonymous said...

The WIZ - Damn!

1st - Peak to Peak SS
1st - Linden CX

Anonymous said...

The WIZ - Damn!

1st - Peak to Peak SS
1st - Linden CX


yes nice riding!

Anonymous said...

Nice venue and yes, I appreciate the Tailwind effort. However, maybe on the next go around they can design a course that actually allows the racers to pedal.

It was good for spectating.

Anonymous said...

they can design a course that actually allows the racers to pedal.

funny

Anonymous said...

cameron is a dickhead anyways so who really cares

Anonymous said...

VROOM!! VROOM!! says DC's 'stang. Ech, I am almost embarrassed for him.
Almost.
Wonder how Dave feels?

Anonymous said...

Kisscross is just for fun but there are lots of new riders having fun...and if you want a mtb course most weekends they serve it up.

Anonymous said...

Wonder how Dave feels?

Dave doesn't care he's a fuckin chode as well..

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Anonymous said...

come on tms, don't remove comments.

the MICHIGANSCENE said...

come on tms, don't remove comments.

Normally we would never do that but lets just say someone REALLY doesn't like the Whole Dave Massey thing. It went alittle over even TMS bounds.

But in future if everyone is OK with leaving what ever gets typed here No matter what.. and TMS will not be held liable we will not remove it again,
fair enough?

Anonymous said...

I agree
leave all comments, that's why we come here. for the truth, the junk, the BS, the laughs, the gore, the sex, guns rock and roll.
Give it to us "Most" can handle it, and your not at fault your only our page to scribble on.

Anonymous said...

People need to chill! You need to get a fix!
www.thefixfixfix.com

Born2CX

the MICHIGANSCENE said...

GIT SOME!

Anonymous said...

I don't see what the big deal is all about....I just checked the tailwind website and the results showed the pain train dnf'd

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is born2cx? Fuck that guy!

Anonymous said...

DC is a washed up shit talker that hasn't had a result in the past 10 years. See you at the Slush Cup fag.

CX said...

I'm the one kicking your ass every week - poser!

Henrietta Collins said...

I don't see what the big deal is all about....I just checked the tailwind website and the results showed the pain train dnf'd

Ok hmm. Interesting. That's not what was up there on Monday. Tailwind had him listed as the winner with a time of 40 minutes and some change. I recall comparing his time seeing where that would have put him in the 35+ race (barely top ten). What kind of shenanigans are going on over there at Tailwind? Something just doesn't add up here. Did we shame him into calling Robert and requesting this DNF? Did Robert think he was so fast that he was a lap ahead of the field? Maybe they both thought no one would notice. Nice cover up.

Anonymous said...

The reason why DC is listed as DNF is because of what is being discussed right now on this blog. DC racing B makes more than just DC look terrible,(Massey, Argyle A-holes, Specialized, ect) This issue has been resolved by listing DC as DNF. That way the points won't be screwed up for the real B racers. Tailwind went back and changed the results cause everybody was all pissed. So anyway... see you at Vets!

Anonymous said...

You know, at least Wissink has demonstrated the class to pull himself out of races (like the SS class last year) that he obviously is well superior to, and not shit in the punch bowl of the SS points battle,small as it was. He didn't wait for the shaming that DC apparently needs to get the point, and understands that "the tallest midget, or the skinniest girl at fat camp" is not a title he needs to have. Lets not paint all the argyles with too broad a brush. . . there are some good folks in the black and red.
That being said,
Don, you suck.
I shun you, in the tradition of the Amish.
Really dude, how old ARE you? I've seen teenage girls act based on a better sense of themselves than you.
Grow up. You need to be more than the bike. If you can.

Anonymous said...

dc is still an asshole regardless

Anonymous said...

Nice crash at the barriers? Did I miss something?

Anonymous said...

It's fucking wonderful. The sharks smell blood and are attacking. My guess is that most of these cats laying the hate have had their balls kicked in by DC in the past. What a sweet way to "get revenge" at someone who has throttled you. I love this scene.

TMS is rad.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE THIS SHIT! GIT SIOME