Monday, December 06, 2010

The Henry and Glenn Show.

Good morning Good morning tired sceners, Henry here..hope everyone who frequents this poorly run blog has digested everything from this past weekends gig. Ill tell you Glenn I sure have had quite a last 3 months way more than I ever bargained, i feel as if I did a full tour of duty of this fun thing called cyclocross and i don't even own a bike. i don't know about you Glenn but i was pretty darn well impressed with the days events, you know more than i do as This has been the second or third final you have had chance to catch. Glenn, First is there any chance that Mr T guy is gonna stop by? today cuz i aint really into his thing? Henry, well i don't think so as he has been ordered to stay away until after January 1. Glenn OK ill tell you this Henry people got to witness something this past weekend they didn't even realize they were witnessing. Henry: Oh yea whats that Glenn? Its what some are going to refer to as, the sealing of the changing of the guard in Tailwind cross. Henry Hows that? Glen well you see with every season theres a change, and its for every purpose this change must happen. Henry your starting to lose me Glenn. Glenn Ill tell you what Henry, lets save that for later this week. Lets just stay focused on the highlights of the day cool. Henry well Ok Glenn, lets hear em.

  • Bitter cold, blistery wind
  • Robert got the start right this time
  • overheard this is harder than i tough
  • Must have annual license to win State Championship? Keep out cherry pickers
  • A belt wins the single speed
  • overheard that's a wrap
  • the fly over just plain ridiculous.
  • Osgood, just one of those days i guess..
  • A Wolverine wins the B
  • hey doesnt that guy have his helmet on backwards?
  • JMAK bustin top 5
  • Note to self, GRIFO's not a good mud tire.
  • BEANS, BELLS and Greasy fries, can you say F-A-R-T!
  • Mike Seaman tailing Riege in warm ups, a sign of things to come?
  • Overheard: Its on like Donkey Kong at the State Championship
  • Big Gooch fighting for a medal while Bowser runs away
  • where did all the juniors come from?
  • DC rides to the front of the 35+ race
  • Seaman has to run to the pit, kisses medal goodbye
  • So how did doing two races today work out for you? oh im 3 ?
  • overheard Who made the cake?
  • Big RAY racing, just because.
  • Robet, passing the torch
  • Marne dancing away from Queen Anne
  • BEER good
  • Overheard: ...you've got Seaman on you
  • Overheard i havent riddin much
  • Wiz shows up after taking some time away from The Scene
  • Beer buddie in the house
  • Overheard, hey that dude just threw his bike
  • No Pony, that 2013 plan may need some tweaking
  • The Usual Suspects at the head of the Elite race
  • The Green Machine found some sleeves and some dirt from the looks of things
  • overheard the changing of the guard
  • Chicken Parm goes solo
  • C race CRASH filled fun
  • Former State champ workin the pits for the Black Ace.
  • Overheard gosh is it over already
  • Defending Champ bails after two laps
  • overheard Doug Gatto is TMS
  • mossy oak team wear?
  • The Mustange looking for shelter
  • overheard Im getting ready for XC ski season
  • Tim looking Saari he was out there
  • false Evil Dude sighting
  • Overheard: No one can stand up on that section!
  • Chicken Parm wins with ease
  • Vinny in Silver
  • Burke in Bronze

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

How many dopers do you think showed?

Anonymous said...

How many masters were there? Was that jacked up
Kachelberry there?

Anonymous said...

Kachelberry there?
No i heard he was out west riding with team Landis,I suppose he got out when the gettin was good.

Anonymous said...

A big thanks to Henry, Glenn, T, and TMS for following the 2010 Scene!!!

I second: the fly over just plain ridiculous. I say if it makes a return in 2011 we burn it down!!!

Anonymous said...

Masters 35+
1. Mark Legg Compton, Cody Racing, with 258 points
2. Michael Wissink, Specialized, with 191 points

Anonymous said...

Masters 35+?

Anonymous said...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkatie perry

Anonymous said...

Kachelberry riding with Roid Flandis? DOPAGE.

Anonymous said...

Whats up with Wissenk quiting? just cause he aint winnig he quits. LAME!! Not to mention that pussy Wienert, not even showing up.

Matt said...

What a ride by Parmelee. I have to say that stupid nickname that someone gave him on here has got to go, paying the extra $ for the UCI license and entry fees isn't always feasible. No one lines up with Burke, Wiz, Card, or Roberge, sits on the front the whole time leaving everyone fighting for the scraps if they are afraid of losing. Awesome ride Mark, don't listen to these fucks on here when they talk the shit.

Anonymous said...

stupid nickname..
Matt dont be stupid, it wasnt meant as an insult. maybe the guy who coined him "parmachicken" can tell us why he got it.
lighten up.

Anonymous said...

I the WIZ was in the D on Saturday for the CXCZAR Race, trying to pull off the Tequila shoot out every lap took it's toll!

Henrietta Collins said...

Way to drink the Haterade Matt. Ironic that you don't want Mark to listen to us when we talk shit, but you go on to shart a little yourself.

Nicknames are not assigned with negative connotations. Just look at the rest of the gang. Did it ever occur to you that he was named after a tasty dish? How about beloved NHLer Ray Ferraro? He had the same nickname and didn't even have parm anywhere in his name. Would Mark Veal Parmelee work better for you?

When you dominate the series and win the State Championship going away, I cannot accept the ol I don't want to pay extra money for a UCI license excuse. That's weak bullshit and you know it. I don't recall anyone giving Phil Noble a break when he did it back in the day. The Scene will continue to pile on guys who break the code whether we like them or not. The Scene does not discriminate, except maybe DC.

And since the Scene is about keeping it real and calling guys out on their bullshit, I still don't like the helmet with World Champion stripes on it. Right up there with fat old guys who wear PRO kit on their coffe shop rides. You got to earn that shit.

Matt said...

LOL I guess I wasn't thinking about Ray Ferraro or Chicken Parmesan.

Anonymous said...

helmet with World Champion stripes on it. Right up there with fat old guys who wear PRO kit on their coffe shop rides. You got to earn that shit.


I HATE THAT SHIT TOO, NOBODY WANTS EARN ANYTHING THESE DAYS.
just want that shit given to them.

Anonymous said...

Better than being called Mark "egg plant" parm

Anonymous said...

In 2011 forget Dopage, it's now AYHSMB!

Anonymous said...

Parmelee is the only one with a nick names.
wiz
The Black Ace
LIL PONY
EVILDUDE
LIL TIMMY
LIL Vinny
Queen Anne
Lil Marne
LIL Gooch
That's to name a few.

Anonymous said...

Better than being called "Parmesan fo-munda cheese"

Anonymous said...

i thought Vinny was

"the Frenchman"

Anonymous said...

Dane, who cares?!

Anonymous said...

how about a cross wrap up?

eye of ghetto said...

dopers.

I once went to college and we all drank in an empty dorm room. One guy stayed their late one night and got caught with a few hundred empties. He got nailed and he said "I drank it all" We thought that was cool and paid his fine.

I wonder who is paying Neals fine?

Anonymous said...

the wolverines for sure, how could you be teammates with kachelmeyer who is so obviously jacked, and not say anything to him or allow him on the team unless others are doing it. they have all been very quiet along with alot of others.

Anonymous said...

Libel much?

Anonymous said...

Lol what could that poster be libel for? People claim Armstrong is doped everyday. What a tool.

Anonymous said...

kachelmeyer is MIA!

Anonymous said...

At least Armstrong's detractors don't hide behind the moniker 'anonymous'. If you're going to accuse someone specifically, have the balls to use your actual name. Otherwise, STFU, tool.

Anonymous said...

Otherwise, STFU, tool.

agree.

Anonymous said...

So where was that dick weinert? Let me guess the ego couldn't stand to finish 12th place, so go hide. On the other hand maybe its 4 good. Wouldn't that be great.

Anonymous said...

jeff will be Jeff, No matter what he is a good guy.

Anonymous said...

So where was that dick weinert?

do you even know the pony, I do im not his best friend,nor do i fly on shirt tails like many do to others. The fact is, your opinion aside, is he is a good person, nice guy and a friend of many,he is solidly the BEST most accomplished cross racer this state has ever produced. How many others can claim his state title record, and national championship jersey? NONE.
To be flat faced honest, Go eat a dick. and keep posing.

Anonymous said...

You can be an accomplished racer and a dick.

Anonymous said...

It's funny how a lot of people talk shit behind the cloak of anonymity on the internet. I bet none of these internet tough-guys ever have the balls to say the same things to the person's face. Cowards.

Anonymous said...

ITS TMS, the voice of the faceless.

Anonymous said...

I dug though "anonymous" trash and found performance doping products....

It's funny when an anonymous poster accuses other anonymous posters of libel or tells them to man up about their names. Ironic...

Anonymous said...

Not ironic, dumbass, since i'm not calling somone out by name. Totally not the same thing.

Anonymous said...

Be sure 2 post ur name then internet tuff guy, you da sheeeet!!!!

Anonymous said...

Not too swift on the logic thing, are you?