getting soft

1,letting gaps open
2.avoiding weather
3.attacking at a worthless time..so you can say you attacked
4.missing days
5.grabbing too much brake
6.racing down
7.claiming masters racing is as hard as the 1/2 stuff
8.throwing the words training and intervals around to the naive and innocent
9.skipping training rides to indulge in the breaking bad marathon
10.calling 50 degree's cold
11.avoiding hard shit
12 .blaming your poor ass performance on your coach even though you didn't complete any of the prescribed training
13.breathing too much
14.blaming your lousy results while commiserating with others of the same level that you were juiced
15. your brand of prophylactics dont fit like they used to...