Lemmy waste your time...

Phhhh 

 from the Colnago camp..

decent color..
and the design looks nice not all jacked up wheelbase and funky suspension fork..and wholy fuckin pre-cum two chain rings...

20 bucks this bike rides like shit...
looks like a runaway train...

i mean who the fuck needs to carry those jugs of water on the fork...
betcha it makes bunny hopping water-bars hard as fuck

dumb...
nice flip-flops...

Yeeeech..

maybe the black and white 

the top left are questionable..

and white..well i suppose

OK 

we all know its a mystery why the fuck USAC hasnt pounced on the gravel national championship thing..

but the real mystery to this crusty old fuck...

is when they are gonna get on the electric bike thing...
its coming...

OK..

I romance alot shit too you fuckers...

but 200 miles..

is it really a race?

i mean you can turn anything into a race i suppose.

come on fuckin stop with this

these chix....

those racks...

surprise Super Dave isnt leading this ride.

This Moser...
Campy Boras...
Not Lexus velodrome worthy but...
Im liking the the simple pleasures this ride brings to my mind...

This is a total WTF...
first off the fork?
and that top tube??
a kick stand...?
Aliexpress the death of all things normal

quite possibly the nicest looking togs to come from the Fizik group in a long time...
god i just hope there not named some gravel thing

shit there aint nothing you cant buy..in the cycling world...

wanna see your genetically low watts?

buy a power meter

wanna feel like the a gravel crushing monster your  peers seem like?

buy a gravel bike...

want style?

The S company has made it easy for every mediocre idiot to grab a sense of style...?

just bring plenty of grip cuz there shit aint cheap..

I dont know where the fuck this is going on it..???

but Lemmy would be all over it..

cripes

Chicks riding plastic bikes in string bikinis...

must be headin down to the Tiki bar at the boat club..

.

there is ton of cool shit out there..

pigeon hole yourself into one genre and your gone in 3 years..

Boy im sure fuckin glad those assholes dropped the no seat tube design...

fuuuuuck

go away