Tuesday, September 04, 2018

Love is all you need



Back in the old times T coulda been tagged as vague,
coined as unclear..
carried the reputation as full of nonsense..
He prolly aint changed much...but after T dumped that list of his opinions last week,

I think TMS felt he needed to at least spread alittle light on what the hell he meant about em.


Big buck gravel races:
Rumor has it Rick is spying a 1/2 million vacation home on Drummond Island..
expect a class this spring at BRX for un-wed mothers and twins with the cleft pallet



super model thin road races:
Everyone cried last year the scene had only 1 road race..for 2018 they stacked a pile on the schedule and only thing you could hear were crickets..lets face it you cant make everyone happy and road races are not that much fun in Michigan..



training races
come on folks..ok so the clinic in the wee hours of those cool mornings can be called that..
But by the time 12 oclock rolls  around and the Base Media kids show up and all the other players go to the line i hardly think you can call that last race of the day..training


death races
there can only be one......
pity so few have the hair



big Money crits
The Detroit cycling championship........making summer great again in the land Of TMS


race car track worlds
Lets face it..for some its what defines them, for others its Strava bragging rights, social media self promoting rights..
its hard, but lets be honest its not real world  hard...

it is hot fast and fun..a great way to gain fitness learn racing tactics, see your poor or your highly genetics unfold after a long day at work...oh yea upgrade points..naaa not here


divorce and births
the unity between two humans is nothing that should be rushed or taken for granted, its rarely one persons fault..its about sacrifices, love and giving head..hard to keep, and harder to hold...
just like when we bring humans into our world we make room for more love..quoting more great humans.......

Love is all you need...


familys, and the single life
juggling bicycle riding or the quest to be the next big thing around family's is a slippery slope... do it wrong and the consequences can be a few things..
being single...yea..thats a no-brainer


egos and hate:
The scene has never been short on egos the thing that kills me is t knows its human nature..but its soo over blown in the cycling world..chances are if projecting this ego...someone out there is hatin on you in either envy or disgust...


love and even death

Love is easy...i cant disagree with you, but still love..not a hard practice to get
I told a loved one a long time ago. I have scene birth, i have scene death and if i want i can recall the rest...When one life is taken soo many feelings roll through us...losing humans is never easy but contrary to what our society wants us to believe ...........there is better out there..


springflings
you can fault someone for coming out swingin in the spring..rather it be gravel races or industrial park crits..
wins are wins..


road kings:
He didnt pin it on much this year but when he did he was flyin


and the next big thing:
every summer has one...that one guy/girl everyone is talking bout..


Benny:
The narrow bars and goofy shifter position...kinda grew on T


Scotty:
although not short of telling folks his PRs..T likes him, and he likes TMS..so its a fair shake


Tommy:
That guy uped his game for sure Cat 1 all the way


Emily and Danny:
well maybe not a couple but man they were in effect..Emilys story is the stuff that is crying for a made for TV mini series..no matter where she ends up it was cool watching the rarity of a dark horse in the making..
Danny said soo long to TMS just when he was gettin good

disc brakes:
Schillers bike was bar the most bad ass rig in D-Town..that dude now official owns The Devos race


cheap skates:
every scene has one..


cheap sunglasses:
hard to tell the fakes from the real ones


long hairs:
Does the attitude come with the hair or does the hair go with the attitude


Mohawks;
Only one dude can pull that shit..quite possibly one of the coolest dudes the scene has had to date


comebacks
The Jury is out on this one..a wise man once its best to just keep walkin..First it was a AGame sighting, Danny shook the vertigo and the old tyme broken and Busted Cane Creek dude decided summer of 2018 was a prime time to comeback..hope they all work out

heart attacks:
Ive scene dead dudes but that dude was DEAD


sell outs:
cant fault those that do..


and scary fast chicks: 
Insert that chick TMS said had blood in her mouth last fall...


 ugly kits
T likes every kit the Kinetic training systems has pushed out amd jeez that cat push out new schemes on a regular joe basis...i love em all cept the U of M yellow blue..wasnt on board 100%...maybe it was the garment provider, or maybe it was the riders themselves and size choices cuz every time i looked at the Evil-Dude on the podium that shit was just ridin up in the not soo good places....second something about those colors just didnt mesh


failed leadouts
insert any attempt by the Village guys into this slot..there was a certain disarry in that small group this year, but thats whole nuther rant..and T is tryin to be nice tonight

big mouths:
contrary to popular even the most quietest big mouth can be heard..
someone should of stepped up and punched that guy in the mouth


mercenary's:
I dunno seems kinda like a cool cape to drape..
Hopefully The name on the jersey didnt foot the bill...LBSs are hurtin enuf let alone paying for over priced skinsuits for folks that are doing nothing to help the small business move forward


gold buckles:
Yea thats a ride


hand bags
careful with that purse bitch


glad rags
dont put that shit in porta johns it wreaks havoc on the cleaning systems........


douche bags
yea...that got heated..
that post is still gettin hits to this day
fuc


Evil-dudes and lil Ponys
wanna feel old? those dudes are 50...



new dialed bikes and worn out ass cheek bearing shorts
what kinda jobs do these folks have buying 10K every year..Oh i know they saved money by wearing fuckin shorts that are 9 years old fuck........................


thos that know and thos that think they know
like the cross between fight club and constantly wanting know if Santa Claus is real



low turnouts
yea..racing 4 guys ..fun                                         yea right?



mediocre payouts
you aint doing it for the money drop the payouts and drop entry fees..



state championships and lack of
wow..a State without real State champions..having a hard time calling the Auburn Hills the State championship no dis-respect to the race or winners but it seems so hap hazard thats how we crown our champions..and what the hell was with that one guy who was supposedly runnin the shit not even knowing who won what the fuc


multitudes of podiums
oh and now in thee 60-64 State championship..fuc that ..crown em Masters, and Seniors..fuc



Kolo-TC
Your Everything TMS ever wanted to be

brothers
few and far between


friends
not quite a brother but close


acquaintances
yea were social media friends


false friends
keep your friends close........and your enemies closer

believers
Its good to believe


deceivers
see false friends


the easily insulted
really does the opinions of other really matter to you fucem


posers
nice bike and shoes, you look great on social media....
tweeker



losers
cant win em all...


choosers
life..some good some bad


pro-deals
u-no that once a year thing when the companies offer to those think they deserve a hook-up for making the company look soo good..


bro-deals
that other deal that given to folks that know that guy at the local shop


big-deals and no deals
trying to match Shimano branded products at your local bike shop


thank yous
all of you for makin TMS what it is..


silly
dumb
pathetic.............the TMS way

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is a KOLO TC some kind of Romanian butt plug?

Anonymous said...

A race director that robs his own purse should be hung by his KOLO TC...

Anonymous said...

ouch