He doesn't... own a road bike
He doesn't...zwift
He doesn't..do Waterford worlds
He probably never glued a tubular tire
He probably never glued a tubular tire
He doesn't...own a Time trial state championship medal
He doesn't...crit race
He doesn't...flash his money at the Velodrome
He doesn't... fret is his eyewear don't match his helmet
He doesn't... fret is his eyewear don't match his helmet
He doesn't...Sandbag cat 3 races
He doesn't...do the keto diet
He doesn't...talk big wattage numbers
He doesn't do the starvation diet
He doesn't do the starvation diet
He drinks beer
He eats real food
He gets motor-paced behind a four-wheeler on sandy ass fire roads
He rodes bikes with tires bigger than most sceners credit card debt
He doesn't...care about who won the tour down under
He doesn't...want to be on Base Media
He never rode for Bissell, Lathrup, The Wolverines or Essex Brass
He doesn't...promote the newest trendy micro-brew
He doesn't.. own a skinsuit
He drinks... whiskey
He eats... pop tarts, and mac n cheese at the feed zones
He drinks... whiskey
He eats... pop tarts, and mac n cheese at the feed zones
He doesn't...care about being aero
He doesn't care...or probably know his TSS
He doesn't...head west to train come January
He doesn't...wear a business suit
He doesn't...frequent lycra clad snobby group rides
He chops trees down
He canoes
He leads a life that would probably crush most south of Bay City
He doesn't bitch about the weather
He isn't always politically correct
That being said...the Dude can ride a bike pretty dam well
He doesn't...wear a business suit
He doesn't...frequent lycra clad snobby group rides
He chops trees down
He canoes
He leads a life that would probably crush most south of Bay City
He doesn't bitch about the weather
He isn't always politically correct
That being said...the Dude can ride a bike pretty dam well
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