1.Trainer tires...what the fuck..really
2.Dropper seat posts on gravel bikes...
3.Double sided power meters for amateurs or dudes over 37
4.Having two cross bikes......... when you never pit
5.Buying bottled water.....unless you live near Flint or any other contaminated polluted fucking place
6.More 700c gravel tire choices............enuf already
7.Another micro brew
8.Having some one make a foofy design on top of your latte...
9.Vans tennis.,,over priced worst footwear ever
10.farewell tours...come on...dont believe it...........unless they die or dying they always come back...
11.Instagram models....
12.Extra clean pick up trucks with tonneau covers
13.E-road bikes..next thing you know there will be a Zwift ap for them
14.collecting anything..toys..bikes..cats..whiskey..dumb
15.flavoring thing to taste like other things...yuck
16.this blog
17. bragging on how much money you made racing a bike..

dumb
silly
and
excessive