1, you have a great smile
2. you race often
3. almost always multiple classes
4. You make it to a few biggies
5. You often get pics with all the neo- and pro like riders
6. you might drive a Subaru
7. Your post often gather more likes than Kanye Wests
8.  You own lots of neon
9. you only drink the most obscure micro brews, or Bourbon
10. you may have dubbed yourself, a sprinter, climber, breakaway..or a gravel specialist
11. At some point if not already have went to the track or gone fixed gear
12. you do that thing that people that like metal or Slayer do with there fingers
13.You own one of those super expensive shiny puffy winter coats
14.you probably at some point race in a costume
15. You have done at least one 100 mile ride
16. you rarely visit a bike shop because your getting the back door pro-deal
17. although you do know most of the shop guys
18. Your a dog lover
19. and many of your post have you smoochin dogs
20. your very well kept
21. If your a male your very well in tuned with your hair care and beard products
22. Your helmet is valued more than the average humans wardrobe
23. your not fully an extrovert
24. your sun-glass game is never more than a season dated
25. You have signature pose
26. you endorse everything you own with hashtags on every post sometimes soo many you cant count
27.you dont know who the Wiz is..never scene the Blue-Wave in full effect, think the Das German is the car that parked to close to you at Melting Man, The little Pony and the Bunny are action figures by Hasbro and Kenner, Too White was an 80s rapper...and Queen Anne was a early 90 R/B singer
28. you strava everything weight work outs, runs..yoga, races, dog walks..and late night fumbles to the potty
29. your Strava titles have meaning, and are often expressed to get your point across to followers
30.you can text with both of your thumbs
31.you never forget to thank the little people that have helped you along the way
32. you have a fun/cute nic-name
33.you always seem to have a positive outlook
34. and never have a bad day on the bike
35. you might own bike racing jerseys that were purchased with the name of the event on them
36. theres a photo out there with you doing that thing where you bite on the medal you just won
37. you own a state championship jersey
38. you have ran a marathon
39. you have given Tri a Try
40.you have cycling related stickers on your car
41. you might have a back up account in case the haters get too much
42. you always post massive amounts of your last epic adventure
43. Your podium stance is dialed, or often funny
44. you have cheerfully helped out or donated your time at events
45. you have some form of  Mojo on your body or tied to your bike
46. You often have a live Zwift feed complete with narration
47. you make riding in miserable conditions look easy
48. you follow everyone
49. your partial to one form of social media
50. you dont have or want a coach...



social media Cat 1s
we are  all guilty..