Friday, February 28, 2020



1. Tim Hortons on a Sunday morning before 10-am, or any other coffee/doughnut shop for that matter
2. Meijers grocery/stuff store..twice as expensive and it takes you twice as long to get your shit
3. Island Lake Mtb trail on the weekends, doesn't matter if its 7-am or 5 pm... dodging dogs, trail runners and fat asses isn't my way of spending a day pedaling a bike
4. Narcissistic assholes
5. Talking politics, religion, or abortion with any human
6. Over priced Hamburger joints..
7. Most group rides
8. Nearly everything as of lately on the Taco-Bell menu
9.  Beer flavored, like anything other than beer
10. Answering calls from phone numbers i have no idea of
11. Collecting anything...its a polite way to horde
12. Getting into an in depth conversation with Dave G
13. Most shopping malls
14, Buying first generation anything
15. Eating anything called Steak from  Subway
16, Going too far into peoples social media profile
17. hard workouts before 9am
18. hard workouts in temperatures below 40 degrees
19. Using anything other than Scott Toilet tissue
20. Getting gas at a station when a fuel truck is filling up there holding tanks
21. Clif Bars or any other nutritional energy bar at convenience store..
22. Answering any DM during the witching hours
23. Any Stouffers entree..yuck
25. Any Velodrome...blame it on poor insurance and fragile bones
26. Making the assumption about anyone or anything
27. Debating shit with people...not worth my time or energy
28. Buying lottery tickets
29. Flying to places that are considered paradise, but then are advised to not leave the hotel compound
30. Chinese unbranded carbon fiber, no matter there track record
31. Drying my socks
32. Trusting Amy with anything
33. Jimmy Johns
35. The Post Office
36. debating anything with the old man
37. Wal-Mart
38. Down Town Ann Arbor
39. Any major sporting event
40. Going to see a movie on opening night
41.Riding three abreast on any road
42. Coddling big John
43.dream cruises
44.car shows
45.dog fights
46.Applebees
47. Significant others personal belongings
48. Iowa
49. Gas Station Pinwheels
50. Star Wars movies


Things TMS avoids..

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can't believe how many people trust unbranded Chinese stuff! The Coronavirus is safer than your aliexpress carbon clinchers.

Meijer on the other hand I disagree with you on.

Anonymous said...

You forgot about Panera bread.
Like glorified Hospital food


Meijer

Is like an upscale WallyWorld