Friday, June 05, 2020


  1. waffles....good but too crumbly and messy
  2. blocks...not for week dental worl
  3. gels...emergency only...or when your in oxygen debt..
  4. pickles..nice salty break
  5. jerky...The Grayling Giants go to...
  6. pop tarts...gross when cold
  7. trophies...more of
  8. cash..less of
  9. round..smooth
  10. oval..the Jury is out
  11. geared...less is more..and weirdly more costly.
  12. singlespeed..those that go...know...
  13. complain...habit forming..and addictive 
  14. praise...goes along way
  15. stiff..in certain situations 
  16. compliance...save energy
  17. tubes...old technology 
  18. tubular...even older
  19. tubeless...not as scary as you think
  20. 27.5...questionable
  21. 26...underrated 
  22. ear-buds....paradise when your around assholes 
  23. world noise...too much lately 
  24. intervals..when its deemed necessary 
  25. session....trendy way to do intervals
  26. dreams...we all have em
  27. free-spirits...the one least expect
  28. phone...put it down
  29. GPS...in the right situations 
  30. Strava...pay up you free-loading piece of shit
  31. no route...not a bad idea
  32. cops...bad time to be one
  33. citizens..not much better 
  34. fixed...stress reliever
  35. freewheel...simple fun
  36. cap...visor in front and down
  37. helmet...expensive shit out there
  38. Instagram....out of control
  39. facebook...there are some strange folks out there lurking around.
  40.  new...not always the best
  41. secondhand...best value
  42. CO2...not just for vaping
  43. pump..also acts as a club to beat half wheelers 
  44. outboard...the best idea since STI...
  45. press-fit..was a dumb idea when Gary tried it 25 years ago
  46. flat..so many ways to do it...
  47. punchy..when tired can break you...
  48. driving to ride..seems kinda ridiculous unless its a super awesome place 
  49. ride to ride...impress me
  50. flat bar..versatile 
  51. drop bar............boy things are sure getting weird with em
  52. blonde..see above
  53. ginger...Maggie Green
  54. Metal...underrated 
  55. composite...over-rated 
  56. passion...cant fake it
  57. lust...the death of Adam
  58. watts...not as crucial as you may think
  59. life ac-rule...the often equalizer  
  60. climb....never enuf
  61. descend...when your good and you know it...uno it...
  62. coast..simple..but rarely done in style
  63. pedal...moms screaming at there 7 year old kids..
  64. group...rides..sex..etc..not allowed now a days 
  65. single....sweet solace 
  66. Supacaz...costly but rad
  67. Lizard-Skins...costly but tacky
  68. Oakley....if i were a rich man
  69. Rudy...slightly off the back...
  70. rigid...works great...but ain’t for everyone 
  71. movement...better when your younger
  72. Craft....beards required 
  73. ordinary...the working mans go to..
  74. bread...dont put the eggs on top when packing my groceries you mask punk
  75. tortilla..wrap anything u want em and grill that shit
  76. dogs...mans best friend
  77. cats...love em but don’t want any animals peeing in a box in my house..
  78. bump...used to catch air of the speed ones
  79. grind...still gonna learn that shit...
  80. hydration bladder...never ever on a road bike 
  81. gas stations....always welcoming...
  82. Slayer....first album 
  83. Metallica....used to be cool..now lame
  84. Motley Crue...partied better than anyone 
  85. Van Halen....Dave didn’t want to talk about love...Sammy did
  86. wanting more...one of the seven deadly sins 
  87. happy with what you got...feels pretty good 
  88. talking shit....trying to make up for something 
  89. STFU....we all should do it more often 
  90. gloating.....makes u look like a turd..cept tp other turds
  91. confident...the fine line to arrogant 
  92. silver...almost is as good as...
  93. gold...bling..before bling was bling...
  94. double pepperoni...always a go to...
  95. double cheese...not if your lactose intolerant 
  96. Lies..some people like it
  97. Guns and Roses...first album i the best as usual 
  98. Wasp...wild child
  99. 3 hrs of tolerable abuse....yes
  100. 6 hours of a death march....perhaps
  101. One.....dont have to rely on anyone 
  102. Two..fine unless there a half wheelin jerk
  103. three.its a race
  104. miles...dont getb caught up in it
  105. speed...better
  106. praise...never enough
  107. criticize...learn to accept it
  108. flow....some folks got it
  109. huck....some folks happen upon it
  110. protest...............its your right
  111. stand together.....rare
  112. like....everyone wants it
  113. comment....some people seek it
  114. Tom Petty...never a fan
  115. Bob Segar....Bobs got some good music
  116. Scotty...fired his gun last week 
  117. Tommy....where are you???
  118. Michigan ...the right bear arms
  119. Ohio...the right to race bikes..and drink beer while eating wings on a patio
  120. Detroit..no riots cuz there isnt nuthin left to burn 
  121. Chicago...war zone
  122. Hate...ez and addictive
  123. ignore...a great quality 
  124. gossip....waste of time and energy
  125. truth....hurts folks
  126. narrow minded.....lotsa humans
  127. expand your horizons....might be surprised 
  128. hot laps.....hey its almost Waterford 
  129. table dances....soon
  130. eating out.....please wait to be seated 
  131. The Tour....yea let it wrest for a year
  132. The Alma GP...where are you
  133. DTE trail...not sure its worth getting sick
  134. Island lake..see above
  135. Mohican 100..scene looked good
  136. Everyone....luvs mountain bikes
  137. Bike shops...empty
  138. staying home....no prob
  139. Gravel Kings...over-rated
  140. Fat Road tires..underrated
  141. Mullets...on the rise
  142. Bottle returns...please take a number 
  143. Pillows..the cool side
  144. Cat 3s...no upgrades this year
  145. Kudos...just like likes but differnt .....sorta 
  146. Everwresting....ya but lets see you do that shit on a recumbent
  147. Monica Bellucci ...wa wa wa!!!
  148. Summer...one day at a time
  149. CX..perhaps
  150. TMS....im TMS and I hate TMS
Our World..


4 comments:

El Jefe Albaugh said...

Didn't have enough ammo though!

the MICHIGANSCENE said...

RESPECT!

Henrietta Collins said...

130 - Get her permission first...

146 - Not acceptable: Electric, Recumbent and Tandem (Exception exist for special circumstances). Sorry, rules is rules...

Anonymous said...

shrewd



130 - Get her permission first...