- waffles....good but too crumbly and messy
- blocks...not for week dental worl
- gels...emergency only...or when your in oxygen debt..
- pickles..nice salty break
- jerky...The Grayling Giants go to...
- pop tarts...gross when cold
- trophies...more of
- cash..less of
- round..smooth
- oval..the Jury is out
- geared...less is more..and weirdly more costly.
- singlespeed..those that go...know...
- complain...habit forming..and addictive
- praise...goes along way
- stiff..in certain situations
- compliance...save energy
- tubes...old technology
- tubular...even older
- tubeless...not as scary as you think
- 27.5...questionable
- 26...underrated
- ear-buds....paradise when your around assholes
- world noise...too much lately
- intervals..when its deemed necessary
- session....trendy way to do intervals
- dreams...we all have em
- free-spirits...the one least expect
- phone...put it down
- GPS...in the right situations
- Strava...pay up you free-loading piece of shit
- no route...not a bad idea
- cops...bad time to be one
- citizens..not much better
- fixed...stress reliever
- freewheel...simple fun
- cap...visor in front and down
- helmet...expensive shit out there
- Instagram....out of control
- facebook...there are some strange folks out there lurking around.
- new...not always the best
- secondhand...best value
- CO2...not just for vaping
- pump..also acts as a club to beat half wheelers
- outboard...the best idea since STI...
- press-fit..was a dumb idea when Gary tried it 25 years ago
- flat..so many ways to do it...
- punchy..when tired can break you...
- driving to ride..seems kinda ridiculous unless its a super awesome place
- ride to ride...impress me
- flat bar..versatile
- drop bar............boy things are sure getting weird with em
- blonde..see above
- ginger...Maggie Green
- Metal...underrated
- composite...over-rated
- passion...cant fake it
- lust...the death of Adam
- watts...not as crucial as you may think
- life ac-rule...the often equalizer
- climb....never enuf
- descend...when your good and you know it...uno it...
- coast..simple..but rarely done in style
- pedal...moms screaming at there 7 year old kids..
- group...rides..sex..etc..not allowed now a days
- single....sweet solace
- Supacaz...costly but rad
- Lizard-Skins...costly but tacky
- Oakley....if i were a rich man
- Rudy...slightly off the back...
- rigid...works great...but ain’t for everyone
- movement...better when your younger
- Craft....beards required
- ordinary...the working mans go to..
- bread...dont put the eggs on top when packing my groceries you mask punk
- tortilla..wrap anything u want em and grill that shit
- dogs...mans best friend
- cats...love em but don’t want any animals peeing in a box in my house..
- bump...used to catch air of the speed ones
- grind...still gonna learn that shit...
- hydration bladder...never ever on a road bike
- gas stations....always welcoming...
- Slayer....first album
- Metallica....used to be cool..now lame
- Motley Crue...partied better than anyone
- Van Halen....Dave didn’t want to talk about love...Sammy did
- wanting more...one of the seven deadly sins
- happy with what you got...feels pretty good
- talking shit....trying to make up for something
- STFU....we all should do it more often
- gloating.....makes u look like a turd..cept tp other turds
- confident...the fine line to arrogant
- silver...almost is as good as...
- gold...bling..before bling was bling...
- double pepperoni...always a go to...
- double cheese...not if your lactose intolerant
- Lies..some people like it
- Guns and Roses...first album i the best as usual
- Wasp...wild child
- 3 hrs of tolerable abuse....yes
- 6 hours of a death march....perhaps
- One.....dont have to rely on anyone
- Two..fine unless there a half wheelin jerk
- three.its a race
- miles...dont getb caught up in it
- speed...better
- praise...never enough
- criticize...learn to accept it
- flow....some folks got it
- huck....some folks happen upon it
- protest...............its your right
- stand together.....rare
- like....everyone wants it
- comment....some people seek it
- Tom Petty...never a fan
- Bob Segar....Bobs got some good music
- Scotty...fired his gun last week
- Tommy....where are you???
- Michigan ...the right bear arms
- Ohio...the right to race bikes..and drink beer while eating wings on a patio
- Detroit..no riots cuz there isnt nuthin left to burn
- Chicago...war zone
- Hate...ez and addictive
- ignore...a great quality
- gossip....waste of time and energy
- truth....hurts folks
- narrow minded.....lotsa humans
- expand your horizons....might be surprised
- hot laps.....hey its almost Waterford
- table dances....soon
- eating out.....please wait to be seated
- The Tour....yea let it wrest for a year
- The Alma GP...where are you
- DTE trail...not sure its worth getting sick
- Island lake..see above
- Mohican 100..scene looked good
- Everyone....luvs mountain bikes
- Bike shops...empty
- staying home....no prob
- Gravel Kings...over-rated
- Fat Road tires..underrated
- Mullets...on the rise
- Bottle returns...please take a number
- Pillows..the cool side
- Cat 3s...no upgrades this year
- Kudos...just like likes but differnt .....sorta
- Everwresting....ya but lets see you do that shit on a recumbent
- Monica Bellucci ...wa wa wa!!!
- Summer...one day at a time
- CX..perhaps
- TMS....im TMS and I hate TMS
Our World..
4 comments:
Didn't have enough ammo though!
RESPECT!
130 - Get her permission first...
146 - Not acceptable: Electric, Recumbent and Tandem (Exception exist for special circumstances). Sorry, rules is rules...
shrewd
130 - Get her permission first...
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